Memorable Quotes from Keith Campbell
2 quotesMisunderstandings Among Thugs and McCluckey
Thug #1
This is for ]!
[[w:Getting Even with Dad|Getting Even with Dad]
Thug #2
And this is for ]!
[[w:My Girl (film)|My Girl]
Thug #1
And this is for ]!
[[w:My Girl 2|My Girl 2]
McCluckey
I wasn't even in ]!
[[w:My Girl 2|My Girl 2]
Thugs #1 and #2
We don't care!!
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Spider-Man's Advice to a Car Thief
Spider-Man
Ahem. You know, in the future, if you're gonna steal a car, don't dress like a car thief, man.
[the thief finally notices him]
Car thief
Who are you? Are you a cop?
Spider-Man
Really? You seriously think I'm a cop? Cop in a skintight red and blue suit, you know, you, you... You got the mind... ...of a true scholar, sir. Good thinking, good thinking. Use the window, get out the window. There ya go, you got it. Whoa.
[webs the thief's face; webs the car's door shut when the thief tries to open it; after multiple attempts of opening the door, the thief rolls down the window; the thief escapes through the open window]
Spider-Man
CROTCH!!!
[tackles the thief with a Frankensteiner]
Car thief
Just let me go, alright?
[gets up and pulls a switchblade knife]
Spider-Man
Is that a knife? Is that a real knife?
[falling to his knees in mocking terror]
Car thief
Yeah, it's a real knife.
Spider-Man
You found my weakness, it's small knives!
Car thief
Just let me go, okay?
Spider-Man
Anything but knives! Oh, it's so simple. That was cool, though...
[webs the thief's hand with the knife to the wall behind him; gets back to normal]
Car thief
What the hell is this?
Spider-Man
Webbing that I developed myself, I dont think you really wanna know the details...
Car thief
C'mon, let me go!! Knock it off, man, let me go!
[Spider-Man webs his other hand to the wall; Spider-Man makes it seem he is about to sneeze, but webs the thief's crotch]
Car thief
C'mon, let me go! Stop it!!! Dude, that isn't funny!
[Spider-Man keeps throwing webs at him, laughing hysterically; the thief's body is almost completely covered in webbing]
Spider-Man
It is kind of funny!
Car thief
C'mon, heeeeelp!
Spider-Man
Shhhh... This could've got a lot worse. Now hold still...
[webs the thief's mouth shut; after a moment, he rushes to the thief and checks for the star tattoo on his wrist, only to discover he does not have it, thus is not Uncle Ben's killer; stabs holes under the nostrils in the webbing on the thief's face so he can breathe]
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