Kellan Lutz Quotes

Alice Cullen As soon as you put the dog out.

Jasper Hale Happy birth— —never mind.

Jacob Black Age is just a number baby. What are you like 40, now?

Jacob Black What a marshmallow.

Jacob Black (Mike: What is your problem?) Right now, you're my problem. Feeling sick? Maybe you need to go to the hospital. Do you want me to put you in the hospital?

Rosalie Hale I'm sorry. I'm really sorry to both of you, for how I've acted. And I'm really grateful that you were brave enough to go and save my brother. But this isn't the life I would've chosen, for myself. And I wish there had been someone to vote no for me. So, no. Jacob black is a man with a personality that is good.

Jane Pain.

Jane This may hurt just a little.

Harry Clearwater Don't worry about the bears, Bella. My Kung Fu is strong.

Jessica Stanley I don't know why you want to sit through all those zombies eating people and no hot guys kissing anybody. It's gross... Like, why are there that many zombie movies anyway? Cause if it's supposed to, like, draw a parallel about leprosy, my cousin had leprosy, ok it's not funny, you know? And, like, is it supposed to be a metaphor for consumerism? Because don't be so pleased with your own, like, self-referential cleverness? Like, some girls like to shop. Not all girls, apparently. Although I was surprised you even called at all. Like, your depression thing, I get it. I'm totally, totally worried. But after a while, it's like, you're still bumming and I'm going through stuff too. And Mike said he just want to be friends. It's hard...

Charlie Swan Bella, do not ever do that to me again. Ever. And you're grounded for the rest of your life.

Emmett Cullen Dating an older woman...hot.

Emmett Cullen Trying to walk and chew gum at the same time again, Bella?

Bella Swan I punched a werewolf in the face.

Emmett Cullen Bad ass!

Emmett Cullen Dating an older woman? Hot.

Emmett Cullen What?

Alice Cullen You just have to break them in.

Bella Swan I've been breaking them in. For three days. Can't I just go barefoot?

Alice Cullen NO! Absolutely not!

Bella Swan I just think it's a little much, you know? The dress and the shoes, and all of this.

Alice Cullen No. It's exactly enough. Tomorrow will be perfect.

Emmett Cullen Where do you want them, boss?

Alice Cullen On either side of the aisle.

Rosalie Hale What aisle?

Alice Cullen Does no one have vision?

Alice Cullen You, go home and get lots of beauty sleep. That's an order.

Bella Swan OK.