Kelly Brook Biography
Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons; 23 November 1979) is an English model, actress, entrepreneur, television presenter and Playboy model.
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Kelly Brook Quotes
Preferences for Beauty in Unexpected Places
Beautiful Woman in Painting:
Maybe YOU can help me.
Deuce Bigalow:
Really?
Beautiful Woman in Painting:
I don't want a man who's chiseled and sculpted. I like soft and weak.
Deuce Bigalow:
You do?
Beautiful Woman in Painting:
I want a man who's unemployed. And went to a community college.
Deuce Bigalow:
I am...and I did.
Beautiful Woman in Painting:
And you know what really turns me on?
Deuce Bigalow:
What?
Beautiful Woman in Painting:
Is thinking about him in his tighty-whiteys...sitting at his computer...and visiting different porn sites...and taking the free tour...with no intention of ever joining.
Deuce Bigalow:
I don't have a credit card!
Beautiful Woman in Painting:
Kiss my chest.
Deuce Bigalow:
Okay!
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