Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo - Preferences for Beauty in Unexpected Places
Beautiful Woman in Painting:
Maybe YOU can help me.
Deuce Bigalow:
Really?
Beautiful Woman in Painting:
I don't want a man who's chiseled and sculpted. I like soft and weak.
Deuce Bigalow:
You do?
Beautiful Woman in Painting:
I want a man who's unemployed. And went to a community college.
Deuce Bigalow:
I am...and I did.
Beautiful Woman in Painting:
And you know what really turns me on?
Deuce Bigalow:
What?
Beautiful Woman in Painting:
Is thinking about him in his tighty-whiteys...sitting at his computer...and visiting different porn sites...and taking the free tour...with no intention of ever joining.
Deuce Bigalow:
I don't have a credit card!
Beautiful Woman in Painting:
Kiss my chest.
Deuce Bigalow:
Okay!
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Piranha 3D - Confidence and Curiosity in Unconventional Skills
Julie Forester:
Are you sure you can do this?
Danni: [climbing on the rope]
You better believe it. I don't pole dance for nothing!
Julie Forester: [to Jake before handing him a radio]
You've got a lot of explaining to do, young man!
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Piranha 3D - Casual Compliments and Personal Preferences
Danni:
Nice horn.
Laura Forester:
Thanks. Nice boobs.
Danni:
Thanks.
Laura Forester:
I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it cause it itches.
Danni:
Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?
Laura Forester:
My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your boobs too.
Danni:
They all do.
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