Memorable Quotes from Kelly Brook
3 quotesPreferences for Beauty in Unexpected Places
Beautiful Woman in Painting
Maybe YOU can help me.
Deuce Bigalow
Really?
Beautiful Woman in Painting
I don't want a man who's chiseled and sculpted. I like soft and weak.
Deuce Bigalow
You do?
Beautiful Woman in Painting
I want a man who's unemployed. And went to a community college.
Deuce Bigalow
I am...and I did.
Beautiful Woman in Painting
And you know what really turns me on?
Deuce Bigalow
What?
Beautiful Woman in Painting
Is thinking about him in his tighty-whiteys...sitting at his computer...and visiting different porn sites...and taking the free tour...with no intention of ever joining.
Deuce Bigalow
I don't have a credit card!
Beautiful Woman in Painting
Kiss my chest.
Deuce Bigalow
Okay!
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Confidence and Curiosity in Unconventional Skills
Julie Forester
Are you sure you can do this?
Danni
You better believe it. I don't pole dance for nothing!
[climbing on the rope]
Julie Forester
You've got a lot of explaining to do, young man!
[to Jake before handing him a radio]
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Casual Compliments and Personal Preferences
Danni
Nice horn.
Laura Forester
Thanks. Nice boobs.
Danni
Thanks.
Laura Forester
I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it cause it itches.
Danni
Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?
Laura Forester
My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your boobs too.
Danni
They all do.
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