George of the Jungle - Unexpected Friendships in Unlikely Situations
Narrator:
Well, Ursula's fiancé is in prison, and there's a jungle man sleeping on her balcony. She could use a best friend right now.
Betsy:
Hi.
Ursula Stanhope:
Hi.
Betsy:
I got here as fast as I could. Where is he?
Ursula Stanhope:
Oh, he's in the waterf-- He's in the shower.
Betsy:
Not anymore.
Ursula Stanhope: [sees him naked]
Oh! George.
George: [holds up a bar of soap]
Bad waterfall. First, water get hot, then George slip on this strange yellow rock. Oh. Hi. George of Jungle.
Betsy:
Charmed, I'm sure.
Ursula Stanhope: [he holds book covering his front part; puts bowl on his rear]
George, hold this big book. Cover the booty. Get into some decent clothes. Sorry, Betsy.
George:
Bye.
Betsy: [to herself]
No problem. Now I can see why they made him king of the jungle.
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