Memorable Quotes from Kelly Thordsen
1 quoteLaw Enforcement Perspectives in Conversation
Sheriff L.D. Wicker
You just come over here and sit down. You're alright, son.
[Frady just beat up Deputy Red]
Joseph Frady
Listen, you wouldn't be offended if I called the police, would you?
Sheriff L.D. Wicker
No, but you don't have to call very far because Red's a deputy. And if that isn't good enough, I'm the sheriff.
Joseph Frady
You got some interesting ideas about law enforcement.
Sheriff L.D. Wicker
I could have stopped the fight. I would have if you'd have been gettin whipped, but I dearly love seeing ol Red get stomped.
Joseph Frady
He's your deputy?
Sheriff L.D. Wicker
Well, you see he's my sister's boy. Had to do something nice for her, he's so damn mean he can't get along with anybody else. He's dumb. He's a real turkey. You know, you move his plate five inches, that boy's gonna starve to death.
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