The Parallax View - Law Enforcement Perspectives in Conversation
Sheriff L.D. Wicker: [Frady just beat up Deputy Red]
You just come over here and sit down. You're alright, son.
Joseph Frady:
Listen, you wouldn't be offended if I called the police, would you?
Sheriff L.D. Wicker:
No, but you don't have to call very far because Red's a deputy. And if that isn't good enough, I'm the sheriff.
Joseph Frady:
You got some interesting ideas about law enforcement.
Sheriff L.D. Wicker:
I could have stopped the fight. I would have if you'd have been gettin whipped, but I dearly love seeing ol Red get stomped.
Joseph Frady:
He's your deputy?
Sheriff L.D. Wicker:
Well, you see he's my sister's boy. Had to do something nice for her, he's so damn mean he can't get along with anybody else. He's dumb. He's a real turkey. You know, you move his plate five inches, that boy's gonna starve to death.
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