Kevin Dunn Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from Kevin Dunn

11 quotes

Small Soldiers

Negotiation Turns Hostile in Small Soldiers Scene

Phil Fimple Hi! I'm Phil Fimple. I'm here to negotiate the surrender of the, uh... ]. Now here's our proposal: take them!

[[w:Gorgonzola|Gorgonzolas]

Insaniac Hey! He's selling us down the river! The guy's a regular ]

[listening from inside; [w:Benedict Arnold|Arnold Benedict!]

Phil Fimple I mean, switch em off, take em apart, steal their batteries, whatever it is you... people do. Hey... is that my JVC?!

[notices speakers covered by a net]

Chip Hazard There will be no surrender! There will be no mercy! All Gorgonite scum must die!

Link Static Yeah! Bomb em all the way back to preschool!

Chip Hazard Recon estimates Gorgonite scum strength at 16!

Christy Fimple Sixteen? Where'd they get sixteen from?

Larry Benson Seven Gorgonites and nine people.

Phil Fimple Well, you heard our proposal...

[nervously]

Stuart Abernathy Phil, get in here! Hurry!

[opening the door]

Chip Hazard These negotiations are over!

Chip Hazard We are the Commando Elite! Everything else... is just a toy!

Alan Abernathy What are they doing?

Irene Abernathy Psychological warfare.

Christy Fimple The Marines did this against ].

[[w:Manuel Noriega|Noriega]

Marion Fimple Phil? Phil!

Phil Fimple What?

Marion Fimple I love this song!

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Transformers

Father and Son Car Dealership Surprise

Ron Witwicky I've got a little surprise for you, son. Yep, a little surprise.

[Drives towards a Porsche dealer]

Sam Witwicky ] dealership] No, no, no, NO!! Dad! Oh, you've got to be kidding me!

[Sees father driving them to [[w:Porsche|Porsche]

Ron Yeah, I am. You're not getting a Porsche!

[Drives past dealership]

Sam You think that's funny?

[Offended look]

Ron Yeah, I think it's funny.

Sam What's wrong with you?!

Ron What, did you really think I'd get you a Porsche? For your first car?

Sam I don't wanna talk to you for the rest of the day.

[Ron chuckles]

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Picture Perfect

Dress for the Job You Want

Mr. Mercer ...in business, we dress for the job we want, not the one we have.

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Dave

Killing an Ordinary Person Debate

Bob Alexander I'm going to kill him.

Alan Reed You can't kill a President.

Bob Alexander He's not a President. He's an ordinary person. I can kill an ordinary person.

Alan Reed Bob.

Bob Alexander I can kill a hundred ordinary people.

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Small Soldiers

Debate on Reality of Living Toys

Phil Fimple Is this entire household insane?! He says that toy is alive just because it can move a little? What's next, the ] drops by with a ]

[pointing at Archer; [w:Fairy with Turquoise Hair|Blue Fairy; [w:Talking Cricket|talking cricket?!]

Christy Fimple Dad, he's telling the truth!

Phil Fimple He's brainwashed you, hasn't he? Don't worry, honey. We'll get you the best deprogrammer money can buy.

Slamfist You can't change programming.

[listening in from a shelf]

Marion Fimple Look! Another one...

[still intoxicated]

Alan Abernathy See? I told you they were hiding. It's what they do.

Phil Fimple That's it. Come on, Christy. Timmy, Marion, we're out of here.

Stuart Abernathy Hey, don't be a stranger, Phil.

Irwin Wayfair Hi. Uh, yes, we're with Heartland Play Systems, Consumer Satisfaction. Is there an Alan Abernathy here?

Timmy Fimple That's Alan, right there.

[points at Alan]

Larry Benson How you doing? We understand you acquired some of our fine products.

Irwin Wayfair There's a chance they might be... defective.

Larry Benson But there's no reason to think they could do any harm.

Stuart Abernathy Oh, there's reasons!

Alan Abernathy There is a problem with the Commandos.

Larry Benson Really? What kind of problem? Bear in mind, you will be called into court to support your claim.

Stuart Abernathy YOUR TOYS NEARLY KILLED MY SON!

Irene Abernathy Stuart--

Stuart Abernathy Don't say "calm down"! Calm was killing me. And you! You owe my son an apology!

[to Phil]

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Mississippi Burning

Guilt and Responsibility in Mississippi Burning

Agent Bird I don't understand why he did it. He wasn't in on it. He wasn't even Klan.

[the mayor has hung himself]

Ward Mr. Bird, he was guilty. Anyone's guilty who lets these things happens and pretends like it isn't. No, he was guilty all right. Just as guilty as the fanatics who pulled the trigger. Maybe we all are.

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Dave

Avoiding Communication with Authority Figures

Alan Reed Bob, at some point we're gonna have to call the Vice President.

Bob Alexander Don't call the Vice President.

Alan Reed What?

Bob Alexander Just don't call him, Al.

Alan Reed The guy's in a coma, Bob.

Bob Alexander I don't give a shit.

Alan Reed Bob.

Bob Alexander This is mine, Alan. All mine. I made him, I built him. And no Boy Scout is going to come in here and take it away from me, just because he happens to be Vice President of the United States.

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Small Soldiers

Concerns Over Chips and Electromagnetic Pulse

Larry Benson Great! All we need now is a nuclear warhead.

Stuart Abernathy I'll check, but I don't think I have one in the junk drawer.

Phil Fimple Nuclear warhead"? What are you talking about?

Larry Benson It's the chips! They're not shielded against an electromagnetic pulse. A nuclear blast would wipe them out.

Irwin Wayfair That's why the military never used them.

Stuart Abernathy Well, what kind of moron would put military technology in toys?

Irwin Wayfair Oh, that would be "Gizmo" over here.

[pointing at Larry]

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Gridiron Gang

Building Leadership Through Team Sports

Sean Listen, Paul, we convince a kid to stop gangbanging, all we do is create a void. And unless we fill that void with somethin better, we're gonna lose em. According to the teaching staff, the kids here have trouble being punctual, responding to authority, being a member of a team, and accepting criticism. What one activity can improve em on all these areas?

Paul Higa You wanna start a football team?

Sean Exactly.

Paul Sean, look at them. Our whole system's designed to prevent them from making contact.

Sean Our whole system right now is a joke.

Ted Dexter Malcolm, you're not buying into this, are you?

Malcolm Seventy-five percent of our kids end up back in jail. How much worse could it be?

Ted Well, who are they gonna play against?

Sean I'll find em high school teams to play.

Ted Wait a minute, you wanna take em out of the camp? You really think you can trust these kids?

Sean Not now, no. But if they were a football team...

Ted Oh, come on, Sean. It's-it's impossible.

Sean Then let's try the impossible, because the possible just ain't workin'. Paul, we've got to give these kids a target and we've gotta fill that void. You played football, didn't you?

Paul Defensive end. Second Team All League. All right, we'll give it a try. But your neck is way out on this.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Unity in the Face of Danger

Ron Witwicky You come back! You understand? You come back to us! Come on.

Judy Witwicky Ron! Mikaela! Mikaela!

Sam Witwicky Go with my parents, I'm not gonna let you die with me.

Mikaela No, I’m not gonna go without you. We see this through together.

The Bonfire of the Vanities

The Limitations of Academic Education

Sherman McCoy I understand you went to Yale.

Tom Killian Yeah. You, too. Huh?

Sherman McCoy What did you think of it?

Tom Killian It was okay. As law schools go. They give you the scholarly view. You know. It's terrific for anything you want to do - as long as it doesn't involve real people.