Memorable Quotes from Kevin Durand

19 quotes

Abigail

Frustration and Chaos Among Friends

Frank Ah, Jesus, Mary and motherfucking son of a bitch! Oh, fuck! If you fucking say; "I told you so"! Oh, shit. Wait...! Oh, motherfucker!

[''Being helped downstairs by Peter after Abigail impaled a stake through his leg''; ''Collapses in chair and pointing to Joey''; ''Joey grabs stake and Frank spits out repeatedly''; ''Joey pulls out stake'']

Joey Why didn't she kill you?

Frank She is fucking with us! Oh, fuck!

[''Joey presses on Frank's wound'']

Joey I'm guessing none of the weapons worked.

Frank Well, the stake worked on my fucking leg, and she used the crucifix on Peter like a fucking pincushion and the garlic did fuck all!

[''Sammy presses finger to lips for silence'']

Joey Well, I have one thing we know does work. When we jabbed her with this, she was out, out. If we can corner her, it's nighty-night.

[''Holds up syringe'']

Frank The sleeping beauty act was bullshit!

Joey No, it wasn't. I checked her pulse and her breathing was slow and steady. We split up. Whoever finds her first, alerts me through the comms. and I come running with the syringe.

Frank That's great that you're the only one with a weapon that works.

Joey Listen, you sit here and bleed, or you trust me.

Peter Sammy?

Sammy Yeah.

Frank Fuck.

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Abigail

A Tense Confrontation in a Cage

Joey We want to talk.

[''To Abigail trapped in elevator'']

Abigail Please, please let me out. I'm scared.

Joey Cut the shit. You're really good at pretending to be a little girl. Quick question, who's inside the cage right now?

Abigail Thank you. I've had a few centuries of experience.

[''Does [[w:curtsy|a curtsy]

Joey Tell us how to get out of here, and we'll let you go.

Abigail No.

Sammy Hey, what's gonna happen to me?! Am I gonna turn into a vampire?!

[''Lunges forward with Joey thwarting her'']

Abigail Maybe.

Sammy Oh, my God! She said "maybe"!

Peter It's okay.

[''Consoling Sammy'']

Frank Listen little lady, or ma'am, whatever. We're very sorry, okay? We didn't know who you were. We thought you were a regular 12-year old-girl.

Abigail You were gonna beat me and torture me when you thought I was just a regular 12-year old-girl.

Frank Yeah, well... like I say, we're very sorry. We would never have taken you if we knew who your father was.

Abigail You did work for him, didn't you? Haven't you wondered why I brought you here?

[''All crew look at Frank in dismay'']

Peter You brought us here?

Abigail Jesus Christ. There was never any money. I planned all of this. Lambert works for me.

[''Brings hand to forehead'']

Sammy What are you talking about?

Abigail Don't you know, Jessie?

Sammy What did you just call me?

Abigail Jessica Hurney. You started your career siphoning money from your affluent parents bank accounts. ] came next, then ], and eventually much bigger fish. One in particular.

[[w:Hedge fund|Hedge funds; [w:Offshore bank|private offshore accounts]

Sammy I can give it back.

Abigail Terrence Lacroix. Muscle for the Montreal Broussard family. Did it bore you snapping necks for pay? Enduring endless taunts from your colleagues about your stunted intellect? Is that why you stole from your whole crew who just happened to be a tiny subsidiary of our whole empire? How long did the money last, you weak, disloyal inebriate? Former Detective Adam Barrett. You thought you could infiltrate our New York arm under deep cover. But you liked the life a little too much, didn't you? The power you had when you were free of rules and regulations. It became an addiction. How empty did you feel when you finally arrested our three lieutenants you'd worked so hard to get close to? And how empty did you feel after I ripped up their bodies in the hotel penthouse because of you? You changed your name, you left town, and you never saw your family again. But it wasn't for their safety, was it, Detective Barrett? Finally, we have the tragic Ana Lucia Cruz. Former army medic drummed out of service for shooting up ].

[''Peter looks guilty''; [w:Morphine#Addiction|Uncle Sam's morphine]

Ana I was injured in the field.

Abigail You tried to take care of your son, before abandoning him to his fuckup of a father

Ana Shut up.

Abigail You became an underground doctor for some very shady people. But one day, you were just too high to do your job, and instead of removing a bullet, you nicked an artery, and someone very important to my father's business bled out. But you and Detective Barrett have something in common. You never went back for your son.

Ana Shut the fuck up! And what do you tell yourself, huh? That you want to be your daddy's little errand girl? No, he did lose interest in you. That wasn't a lie. How many of your father's enemies you're gonna have to kill until he loves you again?

Adam If this is about revenge, why didn't you just kill us? Why'd you bring us here?

Ana Because it isn't. This is just a game to her.

Adam Bullshit. She was screaming at the house and Dad triggered the alarm.

Ana That wasn't even her father. That wasn't Lazaar. And for what, because you're fucking bored?! For your fucking entertainment?!

Abigail What can I say? I like playing with my food. You're the same as all the other meat sacks I've brought here over the years. Nothing different about any of you. Nothing special. Just something to help me pass the time.

Ana Quick question. Who's inside a cage right now?

Abigail If you let me out, I'll let two of you live.

Terrence Oh. Which two? What?!

[''Jessica slaps him'']

Abigail It's a surprise.

Adam Fuck this. Let's just kill her now.

Abigail You tried that, Frank. If you would like to open this door and try again, please do. My offer just expired. Now I'll only let one of you live, whoever lets me out.

[''Ana and Terrence both draw pistols at each other'']

Adam She's fucking lying, you moron. You touch that door, you're as dead as the rest of us.

Terrence Maybe it's worth a try.

Ana We have her Peter. That's why we did this, so we can trade her for our lives.

Abigail That will never happen. Joey was right. No matter how many of you I kill, my father doesn't love me, and he's not gonna trade me for anything. So go on, Peter, let me out. Go on.

Ana Peter, if you touch that door, I will shoot you.

Terrence I'm sorry, guys. Ah! You shot me!

[''Reaches for latch with Ana shooting him in the torso''; ''Repeatedly'']

Ana I barely grazed you. Now give me your gun so I can patch you up.

Terrence You're sure crazy.

Ana I prefer "impatient". Frank, help me out. Sammy, watch her.

Jessica Fuck that shit. Hm-mm.

Ana Sammy.

Jessica I'm not staying down here... with that. Fuck that shit, Joey.

Adam I got this.

[''Ana, Terrence and Jessica walk away'']

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Abigail

Unexpected Revelation About Kristof Lazaar's Daughter

Joey Whoa. Hey. What happened? Hey! You can't just leave without telling us what's going on!

[''Frank walks away to front door with Joey and others following''; ''Grabs Frank'']

Frank What's going on"? What's going on is that we are fucked! That little girl is Kristof Lazaar's daughter.

Rickles Shit!

Sammy Who's Kristof Lazaar?

Frank Who's Lazaar?!

Dean Bruh, that's an urban legend, man. Calm down.

Frank No, dude. He's not a fucking urban legend. He's very fucking real, believe me. Nobody even knows how big his fucking empire is.

[''drops his bag'']

Sammy So he's, like a crime boss?

Rickles He controls a lot more than just crime.

Joey Is Lambert fucking insane? He just put a death mark on all of us. Including himself.

Sammy What if we just, like, you know, like, give her back and say sorry?

Frank Oh, yeah. "Here's your daughter Mr. Fucking Antichrist! We're really sorry! Hope she's not too traumatized! Let's play a round of golf sometime"!

[''Sarcastically'']

Sammy Fuck you, Frank.

Peter This isn't the time for sarcasm, okay?

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Legion

The Consequences of Merciful Choices

Gabriel (after he is spared by Michael) I wouldn't have shown you such mercy.

Michael That is why you failed Him.

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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

Hope for Strength in the Future

Proximus Caesar Maybe stronger tomorrow.

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Big Momma's House 2

Humorous Interaction About Security and Underwear

Oshima I'm, uh, going to have to wand you.

Big Momma Wand me? Well, wand on. Find what you're looking for? Tha-That's underwire.

[wand squeaking]

Oshima Yeah.

Big Momma Keeping these fun bags off the floor is a full-time job.

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3:10 to Yuma

Plans for the Journey to Yuma

Byron McElroy We're taking you to Contention. Putting you on the 3:10 to Yuma day after tomorrow.

Tucker You shouldn't have told him that!

Ben Wade Relax, friend. Now if we get separated, I know where to meet up.

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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

Claiming Power in a New Era

Proximus Caesar Noa, a kingdom for apes. Humans can never be trusted. Where there are two that can speak, there must be more. Mae has come here to claim the tools inside my vault. Tools that make humans strong and make them dangerous. That is why I must have them first. Yeah? They do not understand that this is our time. This is my kingdom! I must destroy their kind, unless we want to live in cages again.

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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

Expressions of Gratitude Among the Apes

Proximus Caesar What a wonderful day!

Apes What a wonderful day!

Proximus Caesar Are we thankful for the words of Caesar?

Apes We are thankful!

Proximus Caesar Do we bend our heads?

Apes We bend!

Proximus Caesar Say his words.

Apes Apes together strong!

Proximus Caesar SAY HIS WORDS!

Apes APES TOGETHER STRONG!

Proximus Caesar WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!

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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

The Quest for Knowledge and Evolution

Proximus Caesar Mae, you are familiar with the concept of ]? That is the human label, yeah? The advancement that I crave requires time. Vast amounts of time that I do not have. Unfortunately, I am but a mortal ape. So this is why I need to get the knowledge inside that vault. I believe it will deliver instant evolution. Hm. Noa. You don't undertand. In their time, humans were capable of many great things, yes? They could level mountains. They could speak across oceans. They could fly, Noa. Like eagles fly! But now, we will learn. Apes will learn. I will learn, from what is inside that vault.

[[evolution]

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Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

Confrontation of Strength and Sensitivity

Black Knight Ghost On your knees, knave.

Fred Can't you see we're talking?

Black Knight Ghost Talking is for wimps.

[repeated Fred line at the high school clubhouse]

Fred You can't fool me with that macho façade. You're just afraid to show your sensitive side.

Black Knight Ghost Oh, you've touched my inner child... AND HE'S REALLY MAD!

[faking remorse]

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Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

Challenge Accepted in Scooby-Doo Encounter

Fred Yo, Metalhead!

Black Knight Ghost Yes?

Fred Bring it! He brought it.

[The Black Knight Ghost repeatedly strikes out at the shield Fred is holding, dazing him; He faints]

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Abigail

Establishing Ground Rules for the Task

Lambert For those of you that don't know, I go by "Lambert". You all came highly recommended. And so far, those recommendations are paying off.

Peter All right, sweet dreams. Okay.

[''Setting handcuffs on Abigail on a bed'']

Lambert You know the rules. No real names, no backstories and keep ] to a minimum. It's a 24-hour job and the hard part is already over. Now you babysit. But the only one that sees the girl is this one. So she hears only one voice. The rest of you... get comfortable. Questions?

[[w:Human sexual activity|the grab-ass]

Joey Yeah. Who's the girl?

Lambert You don't need to know her name.

Joey I don't care about her name. Whose kid is she?

Frank The fuck's that matter to you?

Lambert A very wealthy man. Who's about to become $50 million poorer. Look, you're safe here and to be completely certain that you can't be tracked, I'm going to collect your cell phones.

Dean Nobody's tracking me.

Frank I'm not taking any chances. Give them over.

Lambert In the bag.

Sammy One second, I gotta send this real quick. Thank you, just-

[''Tooling on her phone''; ''Lambert grabs it and Sammy pulls it back''; ''Lambert snatches it away'']

Peter Thank you.

[''Deposits phone in bag'']

Lambert Keep the doors and the girl isolated. Anything else I can do for you before I leave you to it?

Peter Uh, how come we can't use our real names?

Frank So if any of you fucks get caught, we can't rat out the others.

Dean Yeah, dumbass.

Peter You asked the same questions in the van.

Lambert You want names? Fine. ]

[''Points to each crew individually''; [w:Rat Pack|Frank. Dean. Sammy. Peter. Joey and...]

Rickles Damn. The man got his pulse of pop culture.

Lambert And you're ]. You happy?

[[w:Don Rickles|Don fucking Rickles]

Rickles Not really.

Dean Who the fuck is Don Rickles?

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Wild Hogs

Uncomfortable Tension Among Friends

Bobby Anyone else getting that pre-rape feeling?

[after being called out by Jack]

Red I do.

[grinning]

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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

A King's Expectation of Loyalty and Sacrifice

Proximus Caesar Noa... You showed so much promise. You are going to stand, so that you can bend for your king, before you die!

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Legion

Confrontation Between Michael and Gabriel

Michael I knew HE'd send you, Gabriel. You were always so eager to please Him.

Gabriel Unlike you... the rebellious son. (looking to Michael's back) Your wings. They would have helped you now.

Michael To not feel that burden is a dream.

Gabriel You think you can defy Him and not pay the price?

Michael The child lives... It doesn't matter what happens to me.

Gabriel Yours is a fools sacrifice, Michael. You can help them run but they won't escape.

Michael I'm not running anymore.

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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

Celebrating a Beautiful Day

Proximus Caesar What a wonderful day!

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Abigail

Unexpected Encounter with a Ballerina Vampire

Sammy What the fuck is that thing?!

[''After Abigail revealed her vampire side'']

Joey We kidnapped a fucking vampire.

Sammy A ballerina vampire!

Peter Someone has been messing with us ever since we got here, right?! It's got to be, uh, some kind of trick!

Joey Shh, we got to get out of here, there's got to be another way!

Frank No, I checked all the other doors. This is some kind of magnetically sealed locks and these shutters are two inches thick. You think you can hack the locks?

[''To Sammy'']

Sammy With what internet?

Frank I don't know, you can't do it manually?

Sammy Well, even if I could, I don't have any equipment! You know, there's got to be a control room or something!

Joey Okay. What do we know about vampires?

Peter That they're not real.

Sammy What are we talking about, like ] or ]? ]? Very different kind of vampires.

[[w:Anne Rice|an Anne Rice; [w:True Blood|a True Blood; [w:Twilight (novel series)|You know Twilight]

Joey Okay, we know they feed off blood.

Sammy We're really doing right this now?

Joey They can turn other people into vampires.

Sammy Oh, okay. Fuck it. Um, they can turn into bats and stuff like that.

Frank Mind control, they make you do shit.

Joey They don't have a reflection.

Peter Not listening to this!

[''Covers ears with hands'']

Joey Okay, how do we kill a vampire?

Frank Garlic.

Joey A stake through the heart.

Frank ].

[[w:Crucifix|Crucifixes]

Joey Holy water.

Frank Oh, you're a fucking priest now?

Sammy Daylight is a big one.

Frank Oh, that's a good one, but it's, hmm... 3:30 in the fucking morning!

[''mockingly glances at wrist watch'']

Peter Shut up! Shut the fuck up!

[''Repeatedly'']

Frank Hey dum-dum, we got a real fucking situation here. So I don't give a shit what you think. Either you're helping or you're 270 pounds of dead weight. Which is it?!

[''Lunges at Peter grabbing him by neck'']

Peter Helping. Just don't do that again.

[''Pulls away Frank's hand'']

Frank There's pool cues in the game room. Go sharpen them into stakes.

Peter Okay.

[''Walks away'']

Frank You, go check the kitchen for ].

[''To Sammy''; [w:garlic|garlic]

Sammy Alone?

Frank Yes, alone.

Sammy Yep.

[''Walks away'']

Joey What are you thinking?

Frank I say we tool up and kill her.

Joey That's a mistake. You said it yourself. This girl is smart. She's been manipulating us from the start. We don't know if any of this stuff is gonna work. And even if it does, killing her would be the stupidest thing we could do.

Frank And why is that?

Joey Because we lose the only bargaining chip we have.

Frank Well, what do you suggest?

Joey We trade her to Lazaar for our lives.

Frank No. I'm not betting our lives on your fucking hunch.

Joey I'm telling you, she's gonna see you coming.

Frank No! Debate is over! Decision made! Okay?!

Sammy I got em!

[''Holds up a netted bundle, but the bag does not have garlic.'']

Frank Sammy, those are fucking onions!

Sammy Well, I don't cook! I don't know!

Frank All right. Let's go kill us a fucking... vampire!

[''Walks off'']

Joey Good luck. Oh, I'm not going. I already told you why. And if you put your hand around my neck, you'll lose it.

[''Frank turns to her'']

Frank I'm not going to touch you. Go put your feet up. You two, on me. Let's hit the kitchen first. Fucking onions.

[''Holds a hand''; ''To Peter and Sammy'']

3:10 to Yuma

A Night of Unrest and Consequences

Ben Wade I suppose it's too much to ask for a little quiet.

Tucker The way I figured it is I'd be asleep in my own bed right now if it weren't for you. So if I got to be up, well, then, you're damn well gonna be up with me, too, Ben Wade. They're gonna hang me in the mornin', Before the night is done... Hang me in the mornin'... I'll never see the sun...

[singing]