Memorable Quotes from Kevin Heffernan
2 quotesConfusion Over the Chinese Fuse Direction
Sheev
Hmm, might be a wet fuse.
Bo Duke
Maybe its backwards.
Sheev
It's supposed to be backwards, it's a Chinese fuse.
Bo Duke
No, I mean it's backwards from the way it's supposed to be.
Sheev
Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?
Bo Duke
I ate Chinese food once.
Sheev
Yeah, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend.
Bo Duke
I dated a Korean girl in high school.
Sheev
That is a totally different Oriental nation. Get an education!
Bo Duke
You're the one who got the fuse wrong.
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Authority of the Superhero Transporter
Ron Wilson, Bus Driver
There's only one person authorized to transport superheroes: Ron Wilson, Bus Driver. And I'm Ron Wilson, Bus Driver.
[punches Stitches out of the bus]
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