Memorable Quotes from Kevin Zegers
10 quotesConcern Between Siblings in Air Bud
Josh Framm
Hey!
[grunting]
Jackie Framm
Josh!
Josh Framm
No!
Jackie Framm
Are you okay? Josh!
Josh Framm
I'm fine, Mom!
Jackie Framm
Josh? Josh! Is everything okay in here?
Josh Framm
Yeah, Mom. Everything's fine. Just doin my homework.
Jackie Framm
Why don't I take care of the laundry as long as I'm here?
Josh Framm
No! I'll do it later. You work so hard, Mom. It'll be good for me.
Jackie Framm
Hello? Yes, this is Mrs. Framm. Yes, my son put up those flyers. Oh, no, no. I'm sure he didn't mean to put one up on private property. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh.
Josh Framm
Yeah!
[dog whimpering]
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Anticipation and Uncertainty Among Friends
Joe Lynch
I don't see her.
Dan Walker
The shift changes. Just give it a couple of minutes.
Parker O'Neil
Are you sure about this?
Dan Walker
Yeah yeah, works all the time. Besides, this lady loves Lynch. Loves him.
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Reassurance in Times of Uncertainty
Dan Walker
You're gonna be okay, baby. You're gonna be okay.
[last lines, echoing voice]
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Custody Dispute Over Dog in Court
Judge Cranfield
By the powers vested in me, I award custody of the dog to Josh Framm. Case closed. Thank God.
Norm Snively
You can't do that! That dog is my dog! I got pictures of my dog!
Judge Cranfield
Will somebody suppress that clown?
Norm Snively
Let me go! I got pictures of my own dog! And kid! kid! Put me down! kid! kid!
Josh Framm
Hey Buddy. You want to play? Yeah! Just like we always do.
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A Conversation Between Mother and Son
Jackie Framm
Josh, would you come in here, please?
Josh Framm
Uh-oh. Buddy, you gotta stay here, okay? Buddy, no. You gotta stay outside. Hey, Mom, you wanted to see me?
[dog whimpers]
Jackie Framm
What are you doing?
Josh Framm
What do you mean?
Jackie Framm
The box.
Josh Framm
The box?
Jackie Framm
Don't get funny with me, Josh. I know what you're doing.
Josh Framm
What am I doing?
Jackie Framm
You are making a home for him, and this is not his home. The next thing you know...
Josh Framm
Mom, we can't leave him out in the rain. That's totally inhuman.
Jackie Framm
That's just the point, Josh. He's not human. He's a stray. Do not get attached to this dog, Josh. Do not! No, I have way too much on my plate as it is.
Josh Framm
I'd take care of him.
Jackie Framm
Josh, we don't know anything about this dog. We have your little sister to think about. No. The answer is no. One week, and if nobody claims him, he goes straight to the pound.
Josh Framm
Three weeks?
Jackie Framm
Two.
Josh Framm
Two and a half?
Jackie Framm
Josh!
Josh Framm
Christmas. That's like two weeks and a couple days, right? That's perfect. We can't dump him before Christmas. Please, please, please.
Jackie Framm
All right, all right, Christmas. But the minute after, he's outta here. Meanwhile, he stays outside. And if you try to sneak him in here just once...
Josh Framm
Mom, Mom, Mom. I swear.
Jackie Framm
All right. As long as we're clear. I swear you're gonna grow up to be a lawyer someday.
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Fears and the Worst Ways to Die
Parker O'Neil
Okay then, Lynch, what is the worst way to die?
Joe Lynch
What...
Parker O'Neil
No, no, no, you have an answer for everything. What is you biggest fear?
Joe Lynch
That's easy. The sarlacc pit.
Parker O'Neil
I'm sorry, the what?
Joe Lynch
The sarlacc pit. From "Return of the Jedi". Uh, hello. Being slowly digested over a 1000 years - worst death ever.
Dan Walker
Dan, why don't I ever have a girlfriend? Why?
[in a mocking whiny voice]
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Facing Challenges Together in Difficult Times
Jackie Framm
Sorry, sweetie, that was Grandma on the phone. How was school?
Josh Framm
It sucks.
Jackie Framm
How was the trombone? Aw, sweetie. I'm sorry. You know, we've all been through a lot in this last year. But I know we're gonna get through it. This is a good place. All we gotta do is just give it our best shot every day. Your dad would've wanted it that way.
Josh Framm
I guess.
Jackie Framm
Sure. He wouldn't have wanted you being all mopey. I love you.
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The Clown's Search for His Dog
Norm Snively
Oh, hey. Sorry to disturb you. Name's Norm Snively. I believe you've got my dog.
Jackie Framm
Huh, what?
Norm Snively
My dog. You know, Old... Old... Old Blue. Uh, here. There's a picture of him. That's him and me. You see, I'm a clown by profession.
Jackie Framm
Umm...
Norm Snively
Maybe you would like to see his papers.
Jackie Framm
Oh... Uh...
[gasps as soon as Josh comes back home]
Jackie Framm
Josh.
Josh Framm
NO!!
Norm Snively
Blue, yes. Now you're coming home with Daddy.
Josh Framm
NO!! YOU CAN’T TAKE HIM!!
Jackie Framm
Josh, honey, honey! Josh, there is nothing that we can do. He's got papers.
Josh Framm
HE’S MY DOG!!
Jackie Framm
Please, sir, could we pay you?
Norm Snively
Look, lady, I just want my dog back, okay?
Josh Framm
HE HATES YOU!! HE HATES YOU!!
Jackie Framm
Baby, it's okay.
Norm Snively
I'll tell you what, kid. On your next birthday, me and the dog, we'll come out. We'll do a show for you, cheap.
Jackie Framm
It's okay. It's okay. Baby, it's okay. Josh! Please, just talk to me! Please wait!
Norm Snively
A beer commercial? No, I don't want my dog to do beer commercials.
Josh Framm
Psst, Buddy.
Norm Snively
Look, what do you think I am anyway? I got... I'm... I got... Look, I got ethics.
Josh Framm
Buddy.
Norm Snively
Just for curiosity's sake, though, what are we talking about for one of those beer commercials? Would you shut up out there! What's that? We're talking about how much?
Josh Framm
Hey, Buddy.
Norm Snively
Oh, that kind of blows ethics right out of the water, doesn't it? I mean, hey, he's just a dog. What does he know? No, April's not good for us. We're booked on a tour. Wait! Is that Oprah woman... Oprah, you know, the Oprah woman... Does she like dogs? I'd love to do Jay Leno. Hey! Get back here with my dog!
Josh Framm
Buddy, come on. Run!
Norm Snively
You little darned kid! That's my dog!
Josh Framm
Go, Buddy!
Norm Snively
I got you, kid!
Josh Framm
Go, Buddy, go!
Norm Snively
Hey! Get out of my way! Hey! You can't run fast enough! I needed that! Hey! I'm gonna get you, you little...
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A Dog's Loyalty Amidst Family Conflict
Jackie Framm
That's my son!
Larry Willingham
Water boy! Nice shot.
Norm Snively
I'll take my dog back now.
Josh Framm
He doesn't wanna go with you.
Jackie Framm
What's the problem?
Norm Snively
There's no problem, Mrs. Framm. Your son's had his little fun. Now I think it's time to give me back what is rightfully mine.
Jackie Framm
You know what, Mr. Snively, I believe my son is right. That dog doesn't like you. So the answer is no.
Norm Snively
You don't have any choice, lady. I got papers. I'll see you in court!
[chuckling]
Bailiff
Next case, Snively vs. Framm.
Judge Cranfield
Is this one of your high-profile divorce cases?
Bailiff
No, sir, it's custody.
Judge Cranfield
Oh, custody. Holy Toledo, what is that dog doing in the courthouse?
Bailiff
That's the, uh, child, sir.
Judge Cranfield
That's a pretty ugly kid.
Bailiff
It's a dog.
Judge Cranfield
What?
Bailiff
The case is about custody of a dog.
Judge Cranfield
All right, I'll take it, but we have to do this seriously. I will not have my courtroom turned into some kind of a circus. Who the hell are you?
Norm Snively
Mr. Norman F. Snively, your honor. I'm the plaintiff.
Judge Cranfield
You look like an idiot.
Norm Snively
Why, thank you, sir. You see, I'm a clown by profession. Happy Slappy's the name. Clown and the Hound. And begging to your humblest pardon, I thought it might be helpful to your honor if I appeared here today in the guise most pertinent to the cogent and unequivocal stating of my case.
Judge Cranfield
Whatever, whatever. You go first, clown.
Norm Snively
Well, the fact is, your honor, that dog's my property, and I have papers to prove it.
Judge Cranfield
Well, would you show them to me, please?
Norm Snively
Well, actually, your honor, I had papers to prove it. But that boy, that young hooligan, because of his irresponsible and criminal activity, is responsible for what you see.
Judge Cranfield
Order!
Norm Snively
You see, sir, when I lost my dog for the first time, it broke me up real bad. When I lost him the second time, it darn near killed me. Hell's bells, your honor, all I wanna do is get Old Blue back. So it can be him and me together, just like it always was.
Josh Framm
Why, so you can abuse him some more?
Judge Cranfield
That will be enough, young man.
Norm Snively
I raised that dog from a puppy. I wouldn't harm a hair on his head!
Judge Cranfield
Bailiff, what is that?
Bailiff
The dog, your honor.
Judge Cranfield
Oh. Order! Quiet!
Josh Framm
It's the gavel, sir.
Judge Cranfield
What? Speak up! Bailiff!
Bailiff
You said speak.
Judge Cranfield
Speak! Will somebody please suppress that dog?
Norm Snively & Josh Framm
Shh!
Judge Cranfield
Oh, what a day. What a day. Now then, young man, have you any evidence that this man abused your dog? Did you ever see him hit the dog?
Josh Framm
Well, no.
Judge Cranfield
Then how did you know the dog was abused?
Josh Framm
Because Buddy doesn't like him. Buddy's my friend. I know what he's feeling, so he knows what I'm feeling.
Jackie Framm
He's telling the truth, your honor.
Judge Cranfield
Who's that?
Bailiff
The boy's mother.
Judge Cranfield
Oh, it's all right, you may sp... You may address the court.
Jackie Framm
When we first moved to this town, my son was very unhappy. And then he found Buddy here. And Buddy's given him something to look forward to. Please, please, don't take Buddy away from my son.
Judge Cranfield
Mrs. Framm, as far as this court is concerned, the dog is property unless you have evidence...
Jackie Framm
All of these people did not come here because of a piece of property, your honor. They came here because of Buddy. He's part of this town. He's part of the team, and he's part of our family now, your honor.
Norm Snively
Well, he's part of my family too! He's like a son to me! Aw, shut up!
Arthur Chaney
Why not let the dog choose, your honor? They say a dog is man's best friend. If that's the case, shouldn't the dog be able to choose who he wants to be friends with?
Judge Cranfield
Who are you, Barnum or Bailey?
Arthur Chaney
Arthur Chaney, your honor.
Judge Cranfield
Mr. Chaney, do you reali... Arthur Chaney? New York Knicks, 56? Huh. I was at that Celtics game where you did the turnaround jumper at the buzzer. I spilled beer all over my wife.
Bailiff
Your honor.
Judge Cranfield
What? Oh, yes, yes, yes. Mr. Chaney.
Arthur Chaney
Well, I've been thinking. This dog is what, three, four years old. That makes him an adult in our years. I say let Buddy decide.
Judge Cranfield
Mr. Chaney, during my 40 years on the bench, I have heard a lot of lamebrain cockamamie proposals, but this one I like.
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Responsibility and Delegation Among Trainees
CJ
Terry, go shut em off.
Terry
It's Bart's turn.
CJ
You're the trainee, man.
Terry
Shit rolls downhill!
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