Father of the Bride Part II - Concerns About Unusual Baby Names
Matty Banks:
How would you like to go through life with the name Cooper Banks-Mackenzie? The kid's going to sound like a law firm.
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The Cider House Rules - The Burden of Responsibility and Ignorance
Buster: [digging grave of botched abortion victim]
What did she die of?
Dr. Wilbur Larch:
She died of secrecy. She died of... ignorance. Homer, did you expect to be responsible for their children, you have to give them the right to decide whether or not to have children. Wouldn't you agree?
Homer Wells:
I'm not excepting people to be responsible enough to control themselves to begin with.
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York - Repetitive Request for Kevin's Item
Peter:
This Kevin's? Give this to Kevin.
Kate: [tries to pass it to Frank, who waves her off; she passes it to Leslie instead]
Give this... Give this to Kevin.
Leslie:
Give this to Kevin.
Tracy:
Give this to Kevin.
Linnie:
Kevin.
Buzz:
Give this to Kevin.
Rod:
Give this to Kevin.
Sondra:
Give this to Kevin.
Megan:
Give this to Kevin.
Jeff:
Give this to Kevin.
Brooke:
Give this to Kevin.
Fuller: [notices elderly couple standing next to him instead of Kevin; passes bag up the line]
Here you go, Kevin. Kevin's not here.
Brooke:
Kevin's not here.
Jeff:
Kevin's not here.
Megan:
Kevin's not here.
Sondra:
Kevin's not here.
Rod: [passes bag to Linnie, skipping Buzz]
Kevin's not here.
Linnie:
Kevin's not here.
Tracy:
Kevin's not here.
Leslie: [passes bag to Kate, skipping Frank]
Kevin's not here.
Kate: [gives bag to Peter]
Kevin's not here.
Peter: [incredulously]
What?!
Kate: [laughs, but immediately gasps in shock, then screams at the top of her lungs in alarm; faints]
KEVIN!!!!!!!!!
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York - An Apology for Immature Pranks
Buzz:
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'd like to apologize for whatever displeasure I might've caused you.
Kevin:
What?
Buzz:
My prank was immature and ill-timed.
Frank:
Immature or not, it was pretty gol-dern hilarious.
Buzz:
I'd also like to apologize to my brother. Kevin, I'm sorry.
Kate: [the whole family claps their hands and stops, waiting for Kevin to say something]
Oh, Buzz, that was very nice. Kevin, do you have something to say?
Buzz:
Beat that, you little trout-sniffer.
Kevin:
I'm not sorry! I did what I did because Buzz humiliated me! And since he gets away with everything, I let him have it! And since you're all so stupid to believe his lies, I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not! Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate anyway?
Kate:
Kevin!
Peter:
Kevin, you walk out of here, you sleep on the third floor.
Fuller:
Yeah, with me.
Kevin:
So what else is new?
Frank:
You'd better not wreck my trip, you little sourpuss! Your dad's paying good money for it!
Kevin:
Oh, I wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate!
Buzz:
What a troubled young man.
Kevin:
They're all a bunch of jerks.
Kate:
Hi. You know, Kevin, the last time we all tried to take a trip, we had a problem that started just like this.
Kevin:
Yeah, with me getting dumped on.
Kate:
I don't care for your choice of words. That's not what happened last time, and it's not what's happening this time. Buzz apologized to you.
Kevin:
Yeah, then he called me a trout-sniffer. He didn't mean what he said. He was just sucking up to you.
Kate:
Okay, why don't you just sit up here for a while and think things over? When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and the rest of the family, you can come down.
Kevin:
I'm not apologizing to Buzz! I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!
Kate:
Then you can stay up here for the rest of the night.
Kevin:
Fine. I don't wanna be down there anyway. I can't trust anybody in this family. And do you know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation, alone, without any of you guys. And I'd have the most fun in my whole life.
Kate:
Well, you got your wish last year. Maybe you'll get it again this year.
Kevin:
I hope so!
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