Baby Geniuses - Revelation of a Twin Brother
Carrie:
Danger!
Dan:
What?
Robin:
What?
Carrie:
Whit has a twin brother called Sly, he's the one that's been here the last two days.
Dan:
What?
Robin:
What "what"?
Carrie:
Sly and Whit got switched at the mall, and Dr. Kinder kept Whit in her secret lab to experiment on.
Dan:
Oh my God!
Robin:
What?
Dan:
She says Elana's got a secret lab. I don't believe this, Whit and Sly got switched at mall!
Robin:
What? Who's Sly?
Carrie:
She's getting rid of the lab, and moving the babies to Liechtenstein.
Dan:
Leichtenstein? Oh my God!
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Baby Geniuses - Urgent Warning About Imminent Danger
Robin:
911? Now listen. You know that Babyco. building? THERE'S A BOMB IN THERE AND THEY ARE GONNA BLOW THE LITTLE SUCKERS TO VENUS! OKAY?!?!
Robin:
You wanted cops, you got cops.
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Baby Geniuses - Rushing to an Important Appointment
Robin:
We're late!
Lenny:
Uh-oh! They're late! They're late for a very important date! Your mom and dad are off to save the farm, hip hip hooray!
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Baby Geniuses - Comment on Dick's New Appearance
Robin:
(seeing Dick's new look) You look like Mr. Pepto Bismol erupted.
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The Bonfire of the Vanities - Confronting Tragedy and Social Disparities
Reverend Bacon: [about the incident with Henry Lamb]
This is a tragedy! A fine young man has been struck down. God- fearing, church-going, never in trouble, graduating from high school, ready for college - and somebody comes along - some rich white people in a rich white man's car and wham! They run him down and never even stop. Now what are we going to do about these parking tickets?
Judy McCoy: [pause]
I'm leaving you! After the party... and now, if you will excuse me, we have guests.
Sir Gerald Moore:
I was at dinner last evening, and halfway through the pudding, this four-year-old child came alone, dragging a little toy cart. And on the cart was a fresh turd. Her own, I suppose. The parents just shook their heads and smiled. I've made a big investment in you, Peter. Time and money, and it's not working. Now, I could just shake my head and smile. But in my house, when a turd appears, we throw it out. We dispose of it. We flush it away. We don't put it on the table and call it caviar.
Maria Ruskin: [when she and Sherman end up in Bronx]
Sherman... where are all the white people?
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Sex and the City - Understanding Relationships Through Experience
Samantha Jones:
And the rest don't know how to screw you, trust me I've done the leg work
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Sex and the City - Facing Extreme Situations with Confidence
Samantha Jones:
I could be put on death row and not have that situation.
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Sex and the City - The Beginning of Relationship Changes
Samantha Jones:
You see? This is how it starts. Next thing you know, we're only having sex three or four times a week.
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Sex and the City - Questioning the Importance of Names in Relationships
Samantha Jones:
Is a relationship saying his name fifty times more a day than my own?
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Sex and the City - Samantha's Favorite Discovery in the City
Samantha Jones:
This is my second most favorite thing I've found in there.
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Sex and the City - Samantha's Perspective on Botox
Samantha Jones:
I feel the same way as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary.
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Sex and the City - Marriage and Personal Growth: A Reflection
Samantha Jones:
Don't blame marriage, this one's married and she's not growing a national forest. Any thicker and you won't be able to find it.
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Sex and the City - A Toast to the Groom's New Journey
Samantha Jones:
So here's to the groom, who finally got Carried away.
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Sex and the City - Assertive Communication in Confrontation
Samantha Jones:
Hey dick-wad, I'm speaking.
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Sex and the City - Samantha's Response to a Lighthearted Joke
Samantha Jones:
Oh honey, you made a little joke! Good for you.
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Sex and the City - A Check-In on Your Well-Being
Samantha Jones:
Just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod.
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Sex and the City - Samantha's Passion for Coloring and Creativity
Samantha Jones:
I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box.
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Sex and the City - Samantha's Take on Marriage and Botox
Samantha Jones:
Honey, you know me, I don't really believe in marriage; now Botox on the other hand, that works every time.
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