Kim Cattrall Quotes

Samantha Jones Is a relationship saying his name fifty times more a day than my own?

Samantha Jones I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box.

Reverend Bacon This is a tragedy! A fine young man has been struck down. God- fearing, church-going, never in trouble, graduating from high school, ready for college - and somebody comes along - some rich white people in a rich white man's car and wham! They run him down and never even stop. Now what are we going to do about these parking tickets?

Judy McCoy I'm leaving you! After the party... and now, if you will excuse me, we have guests.

Sir Gerald Moore I was at dinner last evening, and halfway through the pudding, this four-year-old child came alone, dragging a little toy cart. And on the cart was a fresh turd. Her own, I suppose. The parents just shook their heads and smiled. I've made a big investment in you, Peter. Time and money, and it's not working. Now, I could just shake my head and smile. But in my house, when a turd appears, we throw it out. We dispose of it. We flush it away. We don't put it on the table and call it caviar.

Maria Ruskin Sherman... where are all the white people?

Robin (seeing Dick's new look) You look like Mr. Pepto Bismol erupted.

Robin 911? Now listen. You know that Babyco. building? THERE'S A BOMB IN THERE AND THEY ARE GONNA BLOW THE LITTLE SUCKERS TO VENUS! OKAY?!?!

Robin You wanted cops, you got cops.

Robin We're late!

Lenny Uh-oh! They're late! They're late for a very important date! Your mom and dad are off to save the farm, hip hip hooray!

Samantha Jones Oh honey, you made a little joke! Good for you.

Samantha Jones Hey dick-wad, I'm speaking.

Samantha Jones You see? This is how it starts. Next thing you know, we're only having sex three or four times a week.

Carrie Danger!

Dan What?

Robin What?

Carrie Whit has a twin brother called Sly, he's the one that's been here the last two days.

Dan What?

Robin What "what"?

Carrie Sly and Whit got switched at the mall, and Dr. Kinder kept Whit in her secret lab to experiment on.

Dan Oh my God!

Robin What?

Dan She says Elana's got a secret lab. I don't believe this, Whit and Sly got switched at mall!

Robin What? Who's Sly?

Carrie She's getting rid of the lab, and moving the babies to Liechtenstein.

Dan Leichtenstein? Oh my God!

Samantha Jones Don't blame marriage, this one's married and she's not growing a national forest. Any thicker and you won't be able to find it.

Samantha Jones I feel the same way as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary.

Samantha Jones Just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod.

Samantha Jones Honey, you know me, I don't really believe in marriage; now Botox on the other hand, that works every time.

Samantha Jones I could be put on death row and not have that situation.

Samantha Jones So here's to the groom, who finally got Carried away.

Samantha Jones This is my second most favorite thing I've found in there.

Samantha Jones And the rest don't know how to screw you, trust me I've done the leg work