The Brothers Solomon - Awkward Conversations About Intimacy and Appeal
John Solomon:
I literally cannot wait to feel myself inside you!
Janine:
Whoa! The only thing you're going to feel yourself inside of is a cold Dixie cup!
Dean Solomon:
Well, that certainly doesn't make your vagina sound very appealing.
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Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story - Morning Conversations Over Coffee and Milk
Edith:
...completely out of milk, I had to go all the way down to Peach Street.
Dewey:
Oh brother, can you believe it? Yes Bert?
Bert:
Hey Dewey, do you want a cup of coffee or something?
Dewey:
No thank you. Will you give me a minute? I am on the phone with my wife.
Edith:
Who’s that?
Dewey:
Oh that’s Bert, my roadie. Just wants to know if I want any coffee or anything like that.
Edith:
Dewey, there’s a distance growing between us, I feel. I don’t like it.
Dewey:
Now that is crazy talk Edith. You know I’m the same old Dewey.
Bert:
Hey Dewey.
Dewey:
Yes Bert?
Bert:
You seen my sandals?
Dewey:
I don’t know! I’m talking to my wife Bert.
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Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story - Belief and Doubt in Ambition
Dewey Cox:
Maybe you don't believe in me at all.
Edith:
I do believe in you... I just know you're gonna fail.
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Bridesmaids - Unexpected Street Behavior Observed
Annie Walker:
You're really doing it, aren't ya? You're shitting in the street!
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mother! - Endless Giving and Unmet Expectations
woman:
You give, and you give, and you give. It's just never enough.
herald: [to mother; to revolutionaries]
The inspiration! Where have you been hiding? Finish her.
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The Martian - Weighing Decisions in Life and Death
Annie Montrose:
But if something goes wrong?
Vincent Kapoor:
Then we lose the crew.
Bruce Ng:
So what, we either have a high chance of killing one person, or a low chance of killing six people. How do we make that decision?
Vincent Kapoor: [pointing to Teddy]
We don't. He does.
Mitch Henderson:
Yeah, bullshit. It should be Commander Lewis call.
Teddy Sanders:
We still have a chance to bring five astronauts home safe and sound. I'm not risking their lives.
Mitch Henderson:
Let them make that decision.
Teddy Sanders:
Mitch, we are going with option one.
Mitch Henderson:
You goddamn coward.
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The Martian - The Mystery of Project Elrond Explained
Annie Montrose:
What the hell is "Project Elrond?
Vincent Kapoor:
I had to make something up.
Annie Montrose:
But "Elrond?
Mitch Henderson:
Because it's a secret meeting.
Annie Montrose:
How do you know that; why does Elrond mean secret meeting?
Bruce Ng: [[The Lord of the Rings]
The Council of Elrond. It's the... it's... it's... from ]. It's the meeting where they decide to destroy the One Ring.
Teddy Sanders:
If we are going to call something Project Elrond, I would like my code name to be Glorfindel.
Annie Montrose:
Okay, I hate every one of you.
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The Martian - NASA's Dilemma: Astronaut Left Behind on Mars
Annie Montrose:
I mean, what are we gonna say, "Dear America, remember that astronaut we killed and had a really nice funeral for? Turns out he's alive and we left him on Mars. Our bad. Sincerely, NASA". I mean, do you realize the shit storm that is about to hit us?
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