Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls - Ace Ventura's Humorous Encounter with Pompous Characters
Ace Ventura: [leaning at the bottom of the staircase]
That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!
McGuire:
Who is this ghastly man?
Ace: [whispering]
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy! Hey... thanks for the free parking.
Pompous woman:
Another activist, McGuire.
McGuire: [snobby laugh]
Activist, yes...
Ace: [imitating him]
Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!
Pompous Woman:
Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. You should try it sometime.
Ace: [smacks McGuire unconscious, then drapes him over his shoulders, in mockery of the woman's fur wrap; sings and dances around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move; hands him back to the woman]
Alrighty then! You know something? You're right! Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars! It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn.
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