Memorable Quotes from Kristin Norton
1 quoteAce Ventura's Humorous Encounter with Pompous Characters
Ace Ventura
That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!
[leaning at the bottom of the staircase]
McGuire
Who is this ghastly man?
Ace
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy! Hey... thanks for the free parking.
[whispering]
Pompous woman
Another activist, McGuire.
McGuire
Activist, yes...
[snobby laugh]
Ace
Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!
[imitating him]
Pompous Woman
Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. You should try it sometime.
Ace
Alrighty then! You know something? You're right! Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars! It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn.
[smacks McGuire unconscious, then drapes him over his shoulders, in mockery of the woman's fur wrap; sings and dances around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move; hands him back to the woman]
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