Kristin Norton

Ace Ventura: [leaning at the bottom of the staircase] That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!

McGuire: Who is this ghastly man?

Ace: [whispering] Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy! Hey... thanks for the free parking.

Pompous woman: Another activist, McGuire.

McGuire: [snobby laugh] Activist, yes...

Ace: [imitating him] Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!

Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. You should try it sometime.

Ace: [smacks McGuire unconscious, then drapes him over his shoulders, in mockery of the woman's fur wrap; sings and dances around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move; hands him back to the woman] Alrighty then! You know something? You're right! Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars! It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn.