Kristy McNichol Quotes

Mabel Stanley The body's an eight, the brain's a ten, so let's go.

Patti Jean What color is your house?

April Delongpre White. But it's not my house, it's my parents.

Patti Jean Is your bedroom white too?

April Delongpre No. It's more of a beige color.

Patti Jean My place down in Texas is wood-panel. Never lived in anything but that. Except when I lived in Vegas. I was married to my second husband, he was this guy in the Air Force. They set us up at Indian Springs with the full decor they give those officers.

Patti Jean Man, I hate it when they get drunk. You can't seem to shake em. Men just can't seem to get along without their bourbon along with what else what. You're right, April? Yeah, I thought so. Perry told me all about you when we first met, even though that was this afternoon. I'm Patti Jean. Hey, you got a cigarette on you? I left mine in my purse back there at the carnival.

April Delongpre I don't smoke.

Patti Jean Damn! I wish I had your will power. I tried to quit smoking once but I thought, "what the fuck? I'm just gonna die sooner or later anyway". Speaking of dying, I used to know this woman who worked as a flight attendant operating out of Savannah and she told me that people die on airplanes from heart attacks, motion sickness or whatever, you know where they put em until the plane lands? They lock em up in the fucking bathroom! No shit! I mean it, what is a more embarrassing way to die? Ending your life on a toilet seat, 35,000 feet in the air. That's pretty something.

Patti Jean I'm so envious of your fuckin tits. Now I know why men like women.

Sammantha Delongpre Get off my sister!

Sheriff Earl Hawkins Well there they be, son. Jonah and Jonah, Jr. They're so old they can't remember who's pappy and who's the son. They're weird and full of superstition. Burying a dead animal on their land can cause the cows to give bloody milk... or bring on a swarm of locusts.