Kurt Fuller Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from Kurt Fuller

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Ghostbusters II

Mayor Calls for Help Amid Chaos

Mayor Lenny What the hell is going on? It's pandemonium out there!

Jack Hardemeyer Yes, I know. We're working on it!

Mayor Lenny Great. While you're working on it, I'm going down as the mayor who let New York get sucked down into the tenth level of hell! All right, we got no choice. Call the Ghostbusters.

[giving up]

Jack Hardemeyer Wait! Uh...Now, I'm sure there's another way.

[eyes widen]

Mayor Lenny Jack, I spent an hour last night in my bedroom talking to Fiorello LaGuardia, and he's been dead for 40 years! Now where are the Ghostbusters?

[aggravated; forceful tone]

Jack Hardemeyer Uh, they're not available.

Mayor Lenny What do you mean they're not available?

[confused]

Jack Hardemeyer Well, I had them committed to the psychiatric ward at Parkview Hospital.

[confessing]

Mayor Lenny You WHAT?!

[shocked and angry]

Jack Hardemeyer They were threatening to go to the press! I was protecting your interests!

Mayor Oh yeah?!

Jack Hardemeyer Uh-huh!

Mayor Lenny Well, you can stop protecting my interests! You have exactly three minutes to clear out! You're fired!

Jack Hardemeyer But the election! You're making a big mistake, Mr. Mayor!

[shocked]

Mayor Lenny Harry! Remove this man from the building! And get me the Ghostbusters!

[ignoring Hardemeyer]

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The Running Man

Audience Enthusiasm for Damon Killian

Damon Killian And who loves you, and who do you LOVE?!

[on video]

Studio Audience KILLIAN!!!

Killian YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!

[zoom in; zoom in further; "KILLIAN IS LYING TO YOU" appears on the screen]

Audience member Hey, what's going on?!

Killian We don't lie - lie - lie... like our previous winners Whitman, Price, and Haddad. You remember them! There they are at this very moment, basking under the Maui sun, their debt to society paid in full. Watch that screen.

[on video; stills appear of the corpses that Amber found in the locker room]

Dispatcher Yankee Nine-Niner, what's the status of the crowd?

[to Richards]

Ben Richards Food riot in progress. Approximately 1,500 civilians. No weapons are evident.

Dispatcher Proceed with Plan Alpha, eliminate anything moving.

Richards I said the crowd is unarmed! There are lots of women and children down there. All they want is some food, for God's sake!

Dispatcher As you were, Richards. Proceed with Plan Alpha. All rioters must be eliminated.

Richards The hell with you! I will not fire at helpless human beings!

Dispatcher You have your orders, Yankee Nine-Niner, proceed with Plan Alpha.

Tony Where's it coming from?

Brenda The network satellite.

Stevie Don't touch that dial!

[menacingly]

Richards Abort mission. We return to base...

Dispatcher Saunders, do you copy? Take command. Detain Richards and proceed as ordered.

Soldier Richards, what the fuck are you doing?!

Killian Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen, if you'll please bear with us, we're experiencing technical difficulties!

Agnes McArdle Bullshit!!

Richards It's showtime!

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Pushing Tin

Marriage and Temptation in the Workplace

Ed Clabes I'm married.

[When the girls sit down at the table with the controllers at the diner]

Nick Falzone And you were just about to throw yourself at him, weren't you?

[the controllers all laugh]

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Ghostbusters II

A Meeting with the Mayor and Ghostbusters

Dr. Peter Venkman Lenny. Big man.

Mayor Lenny The Ghostbusters.

Winston Zeddemore Mr. Mayor?

[holds out his hand, wanting to shake his hand]

Mayor Lenny What is this? A slumber party?

Dr. Ray Stantz Well, that's why we wanted to see you.

Mayor Lenny Listen, I don't want to hear anything about it. You got two minutes. Make it good.

Dr. Ray Stantz Well, first of all, Mr. Mayor, it's a great pleasure to see you again, and you'll be happy to know that almost fifty percent of us voted for you in the last election.

[getting started]

Mayor Lenny I appreciate that.

Dr. Peter Venkman I'm sorry we have to meet under these circumstances.

Dr. Ray Stantz Mr. Mayor, we're here tonight because a psychomagnatheric slimeflow of immense proportions is building up beneath the city.

Mayor Lenny Psycho-what?

Dr. Egon Spengler Psychomagnatheric.

Dr. Peter Venkman Big word, big word.

Dr. Egon Spengler Negative human emotions that are forming into a vicious ectoplasm with *explosive* supernormal potential.

Mayor Lenny Can somebody speak English here?

Winston Zeddemore Uh yeah. Your honor, what we're trying to say is all of the bad feelings. You know hate, anger and the vibes of the city are turning into this sludge. I didn't believe in it either. But, we just went for a swim in it and end up almost killing each other.

Jack Hardemeyer This is insane! Do we really have to listen to this?

[to the Mayor; aggravated]

Dr. Peter Venkman Can't you stop your lips from flapping for 2 little minutes? Lenny, have you been out on the street lately, do you know weird it is out there? We've taken our own headcount, there seems to be 3 *million* completely miserable assholes living in the Tri-State area.

[to Hardemeyer; to the Mayor]

Jack Hardemeyer Please.

[in disbelief]

Peter Venkman I beg your pardon, 3 million and one.

Jack Hardemeyer Hey.

Dr. Ray Stantz And what fudgy brain here doesn't realize, that if we don't do something fast this whole place is gonna blow like a frog on a hot plate.

Jack Hardemeyer Yeah, right.

[in disbelief]

Mayor Lenny What do you want me to do, go on television and tell 3 million people they have to be nice to each other? Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right. Your two minutes are up. Good night, gentlemen.

[having enough; begins to walk off; leaves]

Pushing Tin

Miscommunication Among Air Traffic Controllers

Ed Clabes Dammit! I left a *note*, to use alternate climbouts today. Who's on departure?

Tina Leary Uh, I dunno it's probably Harrison?

Ed Clabes Harrison, that asshole! I'll make sure every seven forty-seven leaving New York tomorrow night blows shingles off his roof!

Tina Leary Well, at least it drowns out Falzone.

Pushing Tin

Air Traffic Control Tensions Rise

Leo Morton Ed, can you take that Delta?

Ed Clabes No, I can't take the Delta, my airspace is finite.

Barry Plotkin Uh-oh, Ed's going down the drain.