Baby's Day Out - Preparing for the Baby's Photoshoot
Laraine:
Good night, sweetheart.
Bennington:
Good night, Bink.
Laraine:
Did I tell you? The baby's having his picture taken tomorrow.
Bennington:
Say hello to old Willy.
Laraine:
I will.
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Baby's Day Out - A Lost Book Sparks a Child's Adventure
Bennington:
You had quite an adventure today.
Baby Bink:
Boo boo.
Bennington:
Boo boo?
Gilbertine:
It's what he calls his book. He lost it today.
Laraine:
We'll get you another one, sweetheart.
Baby Bink:
Boo boo!
Laraine:
What? Oh, I see. That's nice.
Baby Bink:
Boo boo.
Laraine:
That's not a boo boo. That's a clock. A ticktock. Was there a ticktock in his book?
Gilbertine:
No. Well, he's pointing to...His boo boo, he's not pointing at the ticktock, he's pointing to his boo boo, he wants his boo boo.
Grissom:
I thought he was getting a new boo boo.
Laraine:
He means his boo boo's back there, that's where he's been.
Grissom:
Radio Rogers and McCloskey, tell them we're going to the ticktock to get the boo boo, and send for backup.
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Baby's Day Out - Searching for a Missing Child
Mr. Andrews:
Your name's McCray?
Mrs. McCray:
Yeah. What did I do?
Mr. Andrews:
We're looking for a missing child.
Mrs. McCray:
These are my kids.
Mr. Andrews: [enters the room]
Mind if we take a look?
Agent Dale Grissom:
Hello, ma'am.
Young Girl: [waves at Larine]
Hi.
Mr. Andrews:
Sir, in here.
Laraine: [watches in him in happiness]
Baby. You have a beautiful little boy.
Mrs. McCray:
Thank you, ma'am. I'll pray he comes back to you. These kids are all I've got, so I know how I'd feel if I was in your place.
Laraine:
I hope you never are, for your children's sake.
Agent Dale Grissom:
Sorry, we inconvenienced you.
Bennington:
Be there in a second. I'm sorry for the trouble.
Mrs. McCray:
Sir? I believe in my heart that someone somewhere watches over the babies.
Bennington:
Yes, I hope so.
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Wayne's World - Unexpected Gift Reactions in Wayne's World
Stacy:
Don't you want to open your present?
Wayne:
If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset.
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Happiness - Baggies and Shared Experiences in Crime
Helen Jordan:
Anyway, so the police came and looked in her freezer and found baggies filled with the doorman's genitals.
Mona Jordan:
I use baggies.
Joy Jordan:
Me too.
Helen Jordan:
Everyone uses baggies, that's why we can all relate to this crime. Don't you see?
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Happiness - A Desire for Authenticity Through Trauma
Helen Jordan:
If only I had been raped as a child! Then I would know authenticity!
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Happiness - Embracing Irony in Everyday Life
Helen Jordan: [[New Jersey]
Y'know, people are always putting ] down. None of my friends can believe I live here. But that's because they don't get it: I'm living in a state of irony.
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Happiness - The Burden of Constant Admiration
Helen Jordan:
It's just I'm... I'm so tired of being admired all the time. All these men I mean... they're all beautiful, artistic minds, great sex, the whole package, but hollow, you know what I mean? I feel nobody's really honest with me. Nobody wants me for me.
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Men in Black II - Unusual Customs Inquiry in Men in Black II
MIB Customs Agent:
Any fruit or vegetables?
Serleena: [motioning towards Scrad]
Yeah, two heads of cabbage.
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Men in Black II - A Character's Hunger for Prey
Serleena:
Oh, yummy. Someone I need to eat.
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Men in Black II - The Consequences of Winning and Losing
Serleena:
Here's the deal. I lose, you lose. I win, everything keeps spinning.
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Men in Black II - Character Description of Serleena
Serleena:
So feisty.
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Men in Black II - The Scum's Turn in the Universe
Serleena:
Prisoners of MIB. The scum of the universe. Well, now it's the scum's turn.
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Men in Black II - Desire for Power and Control
Serleena:
Silly little planet. I could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands.
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