Louise Lasser Biography
Louise Lasser (born April 11, 1939) was an American actress. She was known for her portrayal of the title character on the soap opera parody Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman. She was married to Woody Allen and appeared in several of his films. Description above from the Wikipedia article Louise Lasser, licensed under CC-BY-SA,full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
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Absurdities in a Courtroom Setting
Gina: [in Italian]
Fabrizio, my darling, go easy on my hymen.
Sperm #1:
I'm not getting shot out of that thing. What if he's masturbating? I'm liable to end up on the ceiling.
Divorce Court Judge:
The defendant did commit an adulterous act with a sheep - most distasteful in view of the fact that the sheep was under 18 years old.
The Queen:
Didst I feel aright or didst I feel that thy two hands did upon my royal body cop a feel?
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Questioning Maturity in Relationships
Nancy:
You're immature, Fielding.
Fielding Mellish: [whining]
How am I immature?
Nancy:
Well, emotionally, sexually, and intellectually.
Fielding Mellish:
Yeah, but what other ways?
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