Memorable Quotes from Leon Schuster
1 quoteTherapy as an Alternative to Jail Time
Kelsey
Yesterday, at the wedding reception of the daughter of the newly appointed Minister of tourism, Silas Nda, two local men, Beast Buthelezi and Boetie de Wett, destroyed the event in a racist brawl. You're being charged with malicious damage to property and disrupting the peace. And Minister Nda here intends...
Minister Silas Nda
To see you both go to jail for a long time!
Kelsey
Unless you both agree to some therapy.
Beast Buthelezi
Yes!
Boetie de Wett
Therapy is good.
Beast
We need therapy!
Boetie
We are real stuff-ups.
Kelsey
So this is what you're going to do. You are going to walk from here to Gauteng together.
Beast
What?!
Boetie
Walk?! That's 600 kilometers!
Minister Nda
It's a penalty for your racist behavior!
Beast
I am not racist!
Boetie
Nor me. I can speak Zulu. He's an idiot.
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Beast
And I find white ladies sexy.
Minister Nda
But the country and the rest of the world believe that you are racist!
Kelsey
So you are going to walk together to prove that you can get along.
Beast
We hate each other!
Boetie
I hate him.
Kelsey
Would you rather stay here in jail?
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