Leon Schuster Biography
Leon Ernest "Schuks" Schuster is a South African filmmaker, comedian, actor, presenter and singer.
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Therapy as an Alternative to Jail Time
Kelsey:
Yesterday, at the wedding reception of the daughter of the newly appointed Minister of tourism, Silas Nda, two local men, Beast Buthelezi and Boetie de Wett, destroyed the event in a racist brawl. You're being charged with malicious damage to property and disrupting the peace. And Minister Nda here intends...
Minister Silas Nda:
To see you both go to jail for a long time!
Kelsey:
Unless you both agree to some therapy.
Beast Buthelezi:
Yes!
Boetie de Wett:
Therapy is good.
Beast:
We need therapy!
Boetie:
We are real stuff-ups.
Kelsey:
So this is what you're going to do. You are going to walk from here to Gauteng together.
Beast:
What?!
Boetie:
Walk?! That's 600 kilometers!
Minister Nda:
It's a penalty for your racist behavior!
Beast:
I am not racist!
Boetie: [subtitled]
Nor me. I can speak Zulu. He's an idiot.
Beast:
And I find white ladies sexy.
Minister Nda:
But the country and the rest of the world believe that you are racist!
Kelsey:
So you are going to walk together to prove that you can get along.
Beast:
We hate each other!
Boetie:
I hate him.
Kelsey:
Would you rather stay here in jail?
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