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Questions Among Doctors at the Races
Whitmore: [[Vienna]
May I present to you, Dr. Leoplod X. Steinberg of ]. And this is Dr. Hackenbush.
Steinberg:
Ah, doctor. I have a few questions I would like to ask you.
Hackenbush:
I would have a few questions I would like to ask you. Steinberg, what do you do with your old razorblades?
Steinberg:
HUH!!?
Whitmore:
I've been telling Dr. Steinberg about your unusual case.
Steinberg: [looks scornfully at Hackenbush.]
Yes, and I would like to hear more about this ailment, "double blood pressure?
Mrs. Upjohn:
Dr. Hackenbush tells me I'm the only case in history. I have high blood pressure on my right side and low blood pressure on my left side.
Steinberg:
Hah! There is no such thing. She looks as healthy as any woman I ever met.
Hackenbush:
You don't look like as though you ever met a healthy woman.
Steinberg:
WHAT?!!
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