Leonardo DiCaprio

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Memorable Quotes from Leonardo DiCaprio

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Perception is shaped by shared information
Frank Abagnale Jr. Ah, people only know what you tell them, Carl!
The Role of a Stunt Double Explained
Allen Kincade So, uh, Rick, explain to the audience exactly what it is a stunt double does.
Rick Dalton Well, actors are required to do a lot of dangerous stuff. Say Jake Cahill gets shot off his horse. Now, can I fall off a horse? Yes, I can. Yes, I have. But say I fall off wrong and I sprain my wrist or twist my ankle. Now, that can put an undue burden on the production because now maybe I can't work for a week. So Cliff here is meant to help carry the load.
[all three chuckle]
Allen Kincade Is that, uh, how you'd describe your job, Cliff?
Cliff Booth What, carrying his load? Yeah, that's about right.
The Difference Between Punishment and Torture
Roger Ferris I thought you didn't believe in torture, Hani Pasha.
Hani This is punishment, my dear. It's a very different thing.
Frustration in the Face of Indifference
Dr. Randall Mindy I did everything I could. They won't listen.
Kate Dibiasky Surprise, surprise.
Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe I'm starting to think you just like riling people up.
Dr. Randall Mindy I'm so sorry, Kate. Really, I am.
Kate Dibiasky Oh, Randall. God. Where's Brie Evantee? Shouldn't you two be playing footsie in a restaurant that only serves cubes and foam?
Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe Well, she ain't wrong. You did lose the thread in a big way.
Dr. Randall Mindy And what do you suggest we do? An online petition, huh? You want to hold... Get a mob and hold up picket signs? You wanna overthrow the government? I mean, look at this.
Kate Dibiasky I can't! My head is in a bag!
Corruption and Dependency in Global Politics
Roger Ferris But are you pure or are you just as corrupt as the capitalist Westerners that you despise? To me, you are fucking slaves. You're slaves to the Saudi oil sheiks and the Wahabi oil money that funds you. And when that oil money runs out, my friends you will all fucking disappear into the ashes of history.
[To Al-Saleem:]
Embracing Life's Unpredictability and Opportunities
Jack Dawson I got everything I need right here with me. I got air in my lungs, a few blank sheets of paper. I mean, I love waking up in the morning not knowing what's gonna happen, or who I'm gonna meet, where I'm gonna wind up. Just the other night, I was sleeping under a bridge, and now, here I am on the grandest ship in the world having champagne with you fine people. I figured life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you... To make each day count.
Reflections on Orange Juice and Nostalgia
Howard Hughes Orange juice has... nutritional value. There's some... flies... outside the window. Little Howard likes... citrus. Don't he just.
The Chef Known for His Obsession with Soap
Richard Our resident chef was known as Unhygienix.
[voiceover]
Unhygienix Let's cook!
Richard On account of his obsession with soap.
[voiceover]
Unhygienix Fish, fish, fish!
Unhygiegenix Still I smell of fish!
Defending Reputation and Ambition
Howard Hughes I am supposed to be many things that are not complimentary. I am supposed to be capricious, I have been called a playboy, I have even been called an eccentric. But I do not believe I have the reputation of being a liar. Now, needless to say, the Hercules was a monumental undertaking; it is the largest plane ever built. It is over five stories tall with a wingspan longer than a football field, that is more than a city block! Now I put the sweat of my life into this thing, I got my reputation all rolled up in it, and I have stated several times that if the Hercules fails to fly, I will leave this country and never come back... and I mean it! Now, Senator Brewster, you can subpoena me, you can arrest me, you can even claim that I have folded and taken a run-out powder, but, well, I have had just about enough of this nonsense! Good day!
Understanding the Aviation Business Dynamics
Howard Hughes I'm afraid you don't know how the aviation business works, Senator. See, wining and dining Air Force dignitaries is common in our business. It's because we all want the big contracts. All the major aircraft companies do it. I don't know whether it's a good system, I just know it is not illegal. You, Senator, you are the lawmaker. If you pass a law that states no one can entertain Air Force officers, well, hell! I'd be happy to abide by it!
The Courage of Honesty
Frank Abagnale Jr. An honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.
Theoretical Limits of Possibility
Dr. Randall Mindy Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.
The Disturbing Logic of Calvin Candie
Calvin J. Candie This is Ben. He's an old joe that lived around here for a long time, and I do mean a long damn time. Old Ben here took care of my daddy and my daddy's daddy. Till he up and keeled over one day, old Ben took care of me. Growin up the son of a huge plantation owner in Mississippi puts a white man in contact with a whole lotta black faces. I spent my whole life here, right here in Candyland, surrounded by black faces. Now seein em every day, day in and day out, I only had one question: why don't they kill us? Now right out there on that porch, three times a week for fifty years, old Ben here would shave my daddy with a straight razor. Now, if I was old Ben, I woulda cut my daddy's goddamn throat, an it wouldn't-a taken me no fifty years of doin neither. But he never did. Why not? See, the science of ] is crucial to understandin the separation of our two species. And the skull of the African here? The area associated with submissiveness is larger than any human or any other sub-human species on planet Earth. If you examine this piece of skull here you'll notice three distinct dimples. Here, here and here. Now, if I was holdin the skull of an ] or a ], these three dimples would be found in the area of the skull most associated with creativity. But this is the skull of old Ben. And in the skull of old Ben, unburdened by genius, these three dimples exist in the area of the skull most associated with servility. Now bright boy, I will admit you are pretty clever. But if I took this hammer here, and I bashed in your skull with it, you would have the same three dimples in the same place as old Ben.
[Showing Django and Schultz a human skull; [phrenology; Picking up a hacksaw; Saws a piece off the back of the skull, brushes it off, and holds it up; [Issac Newton; [Galileo; To Django]
Finding Paradise Within Moments of Connection
Richard And as for the rest of us? We carried away our sins and made our way back to wherever it was we called home, to pick up the pieces of whatever was waiting. Of course you can never forget what you've done, but we adapt. We carry on. And me? I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know it's not some place you can look for. Because it's not where you go. It's how you feel for a moment in your life when you're part of something. And if you find that moment, it lasts forever.
Vision of the Future
Howard Hughes The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future.
Confrontation over Loss and Blame
John Fitzgerald We all know what happened out there.
Hugh Glass You killed my boy, you bastard.
John Fitzgerald Or maybe you shoulda raised a man... instead of some girly little bitch.
Defining Freedom Through Fearlessness
Sergio St. Carlos You know what freedom is?
Bob What?
Sergio St. Carlos No fear. Just like Tom fucking Cruise.
Challenge of the Pursuer
Frank Abagnale Jr. You're gonna have to catch me first!
The Divine Nature of Violence
Warden Did you enjoy God's latest gift?
Teddy Daniels What?
Warden God's gift. Your violence.
Warden When I came downstairs in my home, and I saw that tree in my living room, it reached out for me... a divine hand. God loves violence.
Teddy Daniels I... I hadn't noticed.
Warden Sure you have. Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor.
Teddy Daniels I thought God gave us moral order.
Warden There's no moral order as pure as this storm. There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
A Humorous Take on a Serious Topic
Rick Dalton Anybody order fried sauerkraut? Burn, you Nazi bastards! Ha ha ha!
[during a scene in "The 14 Fists of McCluskey" when his character burns several Nazis alive with a flamethrower]
Curiosity Turns to Attention
Calvin J. Candie Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.
A Lighthearted Exchange on Preferences
Talleyrand What's my favorite kind of pussy?
Bob Mexican hairless.
Demand for Blueprint Clarity
Howard Hughes Sh- Show me all the blueprints, Odie. Show me all the blueprints... (Lower) Show me all the blueprints. I'm serious now- show me all the blueprints... ... ... Show me all the bl- Show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints. (clears throat) I wanna get it done right so show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints show me all the blueprints.
Declaration of Dominance and Freedom
Jack Dawson I'm the king of the world!
The Complexity of Time and Parenthood
Bob What was the fucking password, by the way, you fucking prick?
Comrade Josh Time doesn't exist, yet it controls us anyway.
Bob Oh, fuck you, you fucking moron! Fuck you! You obviously don't have kids, you fucking idiot!
Wounds and Monsters: A Psychological Reflection
Dr. Jeremiah Naehring Did you know that the word trauma comes from the Greek for wound'? Hm? And what is the German word for dream'? Traum. Ein Traum. Wounds can create monsters, and you, you are wounded, Marshal. And wouldn't you agree, when you see a monster, you... you must stop it?
Teddy Daniels Yeah... I agree.
The Ethics of Initial Public Offerings
Jordan Belfort An ] is an initial public offering. It's a first time a ] is offered for sale to the general population. Now as the firm taking the company public, we set the initial sales price, then sold those shares right back to our friends. The i- Look, I-I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? That's-that's okay. That doesn't matter. The real question is this: was all this legal? ]. But we were making more money than we knew what do with.
[[W:IPO|IPO; [Stock market|stock; [crime|Absolutely fucking not]
Innovation and Competition in Aviation Design
Howard Hughes The ]! She's a spy-plane really. Designed every inch of her myself. She's got a top speed of 350 which means she can outrun anything they throw against her. Yeah, after the Japs stole my H-1 design for their goddamn ] I figure I'd better do em one better. Yeah, she's my ] ship.
[[W:XF-11|XF-11; [W:Mitsubishi Zero|Zeroes; [W:Buck Rogers|Buck Rogers]
Unity in Suffering and Strength
Amsterdam Vallon Our name is called "The Dead Rabbits" to remind all of our suffering, and as a call to those who suffer still to join our ranks. However far they may have strayed from our common home across the sea. For with great numbers must come great strength in the salvation of our people.
Forgotten Code Amidst Confusion
Greeting Code Voice I need the greeting code, Bob.
Bob Uhh, fuck. Well, I don't remember the fucking greeting code because I got a little bit high.
Miscommunication and Tension Among Characters
Jason Orlean You do not have clearance for this, sweetheart. Don't trip. I got you some crackers, some waters...
[to Kate]
Dr. Randall Mindy You don't need to throw it on the floor.
The Dangers of Disregarding Mental Health Voices
Teddy Daniels They're experimenting on people here.
Chuck Aule I don't know, boss. How can you believe a crazy guy?
Teddy Daniels That's the beauty of it. Mental Patients make the perfect subjects, if they talk nobody listens to them!
A Toast to Love and Separation
Rick Dalton To my wife and all my sweethearts. May they never meet.
[in character on "Lancer"]
Panic Over Unexpected Shark Sighting
Etienne Oh fuck! Richard! Fuck!
Richard What?
Etienne I saw a fin!
Richard What? Are you joking?
Etienne No, no. A fin!
Richard OK, a shark fin?
Etienne I don't know! Just a fin! Over there, about a hundred meters.
Richard Well, was it big?
Etienne Yes.
Richard Well, what the fuck do you expect me to do about it?
Etienne Nothing! I just thought you should know!
Richard Well, to be honest, Etienne, I'd rather you hadn't told me!
Etienne I'm sorry!
Richard Well, it's a bit fuckin late now, isn't it?
Rick Dalton's Critique of Hippie Culture
Rick Dalton You fuckin hippies came up here to smoke dope on a dark road, huh?
Confrontation and Resilience in Military Backgrounds
Dr. Jeremiah Naehring You both served overseas, huh?
Chuck Aule It's not much of a stretch, Doc. For all you know, we're both paper pushers over there.
Dr. Jeremiah Naehring No, you are not. - Since the schoolyard, neither of you has ever walked away from a physical conflict. No, no, not because you enjoyed it, but because retreat isn't something you consider an option.
Chuck Aule We weren't raised to run, Doc.
Dr. Jeremiah Naehring Ah, yes. Raised. And who raised you, Marshal?
Teddy Daniels Me? Wolves.
Dr. Jeremiah Naehring Very impressive defense mechanisms.
Casual Conversation About Future Plans
Annie Hi.
Josh Hi.
Annie How are you?
Josh I'm fine. So... uh... how about getting together sometime and doing something normal?
Annie Normal like a movie?
Josh Yeah.
Alcohol and Professional Expectations in Dialogue
Teddy Daniels Soda and ice, please, thanks.
Dr. Jeremiah Naehring Oh. You don't indulge in alcohol? I'm surprised. Isn't it common for men in your profession to imbibe?
Teddy Daniels Common enough. And... in yours?
Dr. Jeremiah Naehring Er... I'm sorry?
Teddy Daniels Your profession, Doctor, psychiatry.
Dr. Jeremiah Naehring Yes?
Teddy Daniels I always heard it was overrun with boozers and drunks.
Dr. Jeremiah Naehring Not that I noticed.
Teddy Daniels What's that, ice tea in your glass there?
Dr. Jeremiah Naehring Excellent, Marshal. You have outstanding defense mechanisms. You must be quite adept at interrogations.
[laughs, despite himself]
Excessive Substance Use and Its Justifications
Jordan Belfort On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate ], ], and ] for a month. I take ] 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", ] to stay focused, ] to take the edge off, ] to mellow me out, ] to wake me back up again, and ]... Well, because it's awesome.
[[W:Manhattan (borough)|Manhattan; [W:Long Island|Long Island; [W:Queens, New York City|Queens; [W:Quaaludes|Quaaludes; [W:Adderall|Adderall; [W:Xanax|Xanax; [Cannabis|pot; [cocaine; [W:morphine|morphine]
Defiance in the Face of Adversity
Jordan Belfort This right here is the ]. This is America. This is my home! The show goes on! They're gonna need to send in the ] to take me out, cause I ain't going nowhere!
[[American Dream|land of opportunity; quoting from [[w:Norma Rae|Norma Rae; [W:United States National Guard|National Guard]
Casual Conversation About Relationships
Françoise What are you talking about?
Richard Just making conversation.
Françoise Do you have a girlfriend?
Richard Here?
Françoise Anywhere.
Richard No, why?
Françoise Just making conversation.
Confronting Unexpected Betrayal and Expectations
Howard Hughes You come out of the blue and tell me you’re leavin me and have you have the nerve to expect graciousness?!
[to [[Katharine Hepburn]
The Importance of Quarantine
Howard Hughes Quarantine. Q-u-a-r-a-n-t-i-n-e. Quarantine.
The Discrepancy Between Dreams and Reality
Richard You hope, and you dream. But you never believe that something's gonna happen for you. Not like it does in the movies. And when it actually does, you want it to feel different, more visceral, more real. I was waiting for it to hit me, but it just wouldn't happen. The police were pissed cus he was travelling under a false passport. But they didn't ask me about the map, so - i didn't tell them.
Haunting Memories of Lost Love and Regret
Teddy Daniels After she tried to kill herself the first time, Dolores told me she... she had an insect living inside her brain. She could feel it clicking across her skull, just... pulling the wires, just for fun. She told me that. She told me that but I didn't listen. I loved her so much.
Desire for Connection and Understanding
Howard Hughes Boy, you are just hittin on all six cylinders aren't'cha? My God. Would you do me a favor and just...? Would you just smile for me one time, just once? Yeah, yeah, see you got a short upper lip...makes for a much nicer smile. See I wonder what gives a beautiful woman like you pleasure. I mean say you're just standing there, right and I- I just touch you. Just like this... see my fingertips. I mean, do you like that? Do you? See, I wanna learn what pleases you. I wanna learn everything about you. Would you let me do that? Would you give me that job?
The Forgotten Legacy of a Bloodied City
Amsterdam Vallon In the end, they put candles on the bodies so's their friends, if they had any, could know them in the dark. The city did this free of charge. Shang, Jimmy Spoils, Hell-cat, McGloin, and more. Friend or foe, didn't make no difference now. It was four days and nights before the worst of the mob was finally put down. We never knew how many New Yorkers died that week before the city was finally delivered. My father told me we was all born of blood and tribulation, and so then too was our great city. But for those of us what lived and died in them furious days, it was like everything we knew was mildly swept away. And no matter what they did to build this city up again... for the rest of time... it would be like no one even knew we was ever here.
Survival Instincts in Desperate Times
Richard I had nothing left to offer but pure reflex. Pure reflex and mankind's basic drive for survival, that somehow shouts, "NO - I WILL NOT DIE TODAY!
The Past Guides Our Present Struggles
Amsterdam Vallon The past is a torch that lights our way. Where our fathers have shown us the path, we shall follow. Our faith is the weapon most feared by our enemies. For thereby shall we lift our people up against those who would destroy us.
Fear of the Unknown in Travel
Richard I told myself spreading news was part of a traveller's nature, but if I was being completely honest, I was just like everybody else: shit-scared of the great unknown. Desperate to take a little piece of home with me.
The Allure of Money on Trading Floors
Jordan Belfort You want to know what money sounds like? Go to a trading floor on ]. ]; I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other. I was hooked in seconds. It was like main-lining ].
[[Wall Street; [Profanity|"Fuck" this, "shit" that, "cunt", "cock", "asshole"; [W:adrenaline|adrenaline]
Unforeseen Consequences of a Clean Slate
Jordan Belfort I clean up my act, I did rehab, I'm a TV personality, I'm sober for two years, and THIS happens. Rugrat goes and gets busted down in ], and guess who the fuck with? Saurel. I mean, what are the fucking odds? There had to be 10,000 ] bankers in ], and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough to get himself arrested on U.S. soil. Even more fucked, was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. It had nothing to fucking do with me! Something about laundering drug money through off-shore boat racing and a guy named ]. You know, the founder of ]. Benihana? Beni-fucking-hana?! BENI-FUCKING-HANA?! WHY?! WHY, WHY, GOD?! WHY WOULD YOU BE SO CRUEL AS TO CHOOSE A CHAIN OF FUCKING ] RESTAURANTS TO TAKE ME DOWN?!
[[Miami; [Swiss people|Swiss; [W:Geneva|Geneva; [W:Rocky Aoki|Rocky Aoki; [w:Benihana|Benihana; [W:hibachi|HIBACHI]
The Hunt: Fear and Strategy
Hugh Glass He's afraid. He knows how far I came for him. Same as that elk, when they get afraid they run deep in to the woods. I got him trapped, he just, He doesn't know it yet.
The Growing Strength of Immigrant Unity
Amsterdam Vallon You know there's more of us coming off those boats everyday? Some say 15,000 Irish a week! Get all of us together and we ain't got a gang, we got an army!
Resourcefulness in a Crisis Situation
Marcia You know if we can make it to the roof, I can get to the junction box outside, tie into the phone lines, call for help.
Josh You can do that?
Marcia Hey, I can do anything. I work for the phone company.
Tracking Skills and Survival Insights
Danny Archer You know I once had this buddy named Maboko. We used to hunt bushmeat together as kids, huh. Baboons.Baboons, they were the hardest to catch. They're... They're cunning. Cunning creatures. Fast, strong. Got good eyesight. We'd always find them by the smell of their shit and that's how we learned to track your ] in ]: by the smell of your shit. It's not the same as a baboon's but after you skin it the flesh of a baboon isn't all that different than a man's you know. I tell you, I can track anything. Risk my life like that again and I'll peel you face back off your head. You understand?
[as he hunts a baboon, visibly angry at Solomon over almost getting them killed the night before; [w:People's Liberation Army of Namibia|black terrorists; [w:South African Border War|Angola; takes carcass and wipes blood off knife with leaf]
The Will to Fight for Survival
Hugh Glass As long as you can still grab a breath, you fight. You breathe... keep breathing.
[to Hawk]
Confrontation Over Lies at the Dinner Table
Calvin J. Candie HEYYY! Now lay your palm FLAT on that tabletop! If you LIFT THOSE PALMS, OFF THAT TURTLE-SHELL TABLETOP, Mr. Pooch is gonna let loose with both barrels of that sawed-off! There have been A LOT OF LIES, said around this dinner table here tonight, but THAT you can believe!
[slams hand on glass, shattering it]
Ambition and Identity in Wealth Creation
Jordan Belfort My name is Jordan Belfort. Not him. Me. That's right. I'm a former member of the ] raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in ]. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own ] firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.
[[W:middle class|middle class; [W:Bayside, Queens|Bayside, Queens; [W:brokerage|brokerage]
Appreciating the Joy of Fingerling Potatoes
Dr. Randall Mindy Why don't you go find some, uh... what are the little potatoes called? The tiny ones?
Kate Dibiasky Fingerling potatoes?
Yule Oh, I fucking LOVE fingerling potatoes!
The Struggle to Let Go of Truth
George Noyce You wanna uncover the truth? You gotta let her go.
Teddy Daniels I can't.
George Noyce You have to let her go!
Teddy Daniels I can't! I can't!
George Noyce Then you'll never leave this island.
Questioning the Purpose of Modern Travel
Richard The only downer is, everyone's got the same idea. We all travel thousands of miles just to watch TV and check in to somewhere with all the comforts of home, and you gotta ask yourself, what is the point of that?
The Nature of Paradise and Lasting Moments
Richard And me, I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know it's not some place you can look for, cause it's not where you go. It's how you feel for a moment in your life when you're a part of something, and if you find that moment... it lasts forever...
Introduction of Howard Hughes as an aviator
Howard Hughes I'm Howard Hughes, the aviator.
Planning an Escape from the Island
Teddy Daniels So, what's our next move?
Chuck Aule You tell me.
Teddy Daniels I gotta get off this rock, Chuck. Get back to the mainland. Whatever the hell's going on here, it's bad. Don't worry, partner, they're not gonna catch us.
[pause]
Chuck Aule That's right, we're too smart for em.
Teddy Daniels Yeah, we are, aren't we? You know, this place makes me wonder.
[pause]
Chuck Aule Yeah, what's that, boss?
Teddy Daniels Which would be worse - to live as a monster, or to die as a good man?
Chuck Aule Teddy?
Debating Certainty in Crisis Management
President Orlean Mmm-hmm. So how certain is this?
Dr. Randall Mindy There's 100% certainty of impact.
President Orlean Please, don't say 100%.
Old Aide #2 Can we just call it a potentiality significant event?
President Orlean Yeah.
Kate Dibiasky But it isn't potentially going to happen. It is going to happen.
Dr. Randall Mindy Exactly, 99.78% to be exact.
Jason Orlean Oh, great. Okay, so it's not 100%.
Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe Well, scientists never like to say 100%.
President Orlean Call it 70% and let's just move on.
Kate Dibiasky But it's not even close to 70%.
President Orlean You cannot go around saying to people that there's 100% chance that they're going to die. You know? It's just nuts.
The Illusion of Infatuation and Justification
Richard When you develop an infatuation for someone you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. It doesn't need to be a good reason. Taking photographs of the night sky, for example. Now, in the long run, that's just the kind of dumb, irritating habit that would cause you to split up. But in the haze of infatuation, it's just what you've been searching for all these years.
The Illusion of Friendship in Isolation
Teddy Daniels I had a friend. I was with him yesterday, but we got separated. Have you seen him?
Rachel 2 Marshal... you have no friends.
Tension Escalates Over Rendezvous Point
Bob I need this rendezvous point, you understand what I'm saying? I need it.
Comrade Josh I understand and the question is "What time is it?
Bob Fuck! If you don't give me the rendezvous point, I swear to God I will hunt you down and stick a loaded, fuckin hot piece of dynamite right up your fuckin asshole.
Comrade Josh Okay, this doesn't feel safe. You're violating my space right now.
Bob Violating your space? Man, come on - what kind of revolutionary are you, brother? We're not even in the same room here. We're talking on the phone, like, man!
Comrade Josh Okay, there's no need to shout. This is a violation of my space to me. These are noise triggers.
Bob Fuckin noise triggers? Listen, I wanna know something. I wanna know one thing when this is all said and done: what is your name? I need to know your name.
Comrade Josh My name is Comrade Josh.
Bob Comrade Joshua? Get a better name. "Comrade Josh" - that's a fuckin ridiculous name for a revolutionary. First off. Second off, I want to know your coordinates. I want to know your location right now. What is it?
Comrade Josh I'm in a secure location somewhere between the stolen land of the Wabanaki and the stolen land of the Chumash.
Bob You're fuckin intolerable, man. You're really intolerable. This is not the way revolutionaries do shit. Do you know how hard you are to talk to? Do you know the information I'm trying to give you? You're a little nitpicking prick! That's what you are: a little nitpicking prick. And do you know what I'm gonna do to nitpicking pricks? I'm gonna call in a Greyhawk 10.
Comrade Josh You're calling in a Greyhawk 10?
Bob I'm calling in a Greyhawk 10, all right? I want you to get your supervisor on the phone right now, because I know you've got one. I know you've got one, Comrade Josh. All right, I'm going way over your fuckin head. Way over your head, all right? Put your commanding officer on the phone now!
Comrade Josh Cause you're calling in a Greyhawk 10?
Bob I'm calling in a Greyhawk 10, Comrade Josh.
Comrade Josh Please hold.
A Moment of Hope Amidst Tragedy
Jack Dawson * Note: this exchange is ranked #100 in the ] in American cinema.
[[w:AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movie Quotes|American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations]
A Bold Claim of Destruction
Rick Dalton My buddy and his dog killed two of them and, no shit, I torched the last one.
Jay Sebring Torched?
Rick Dalton Yeah, I burnt her ass to a crisp.
Identity and Adventure Beyond the Ocean
Richard My name is Richard. So what else do you need to know? Stuff about my family, or where I'm from? None of that matters. Not once you cross the ocean and cut yourself loose, looking for something more beautiful, something more exciting and yes, I admit, something more dangerous. So after eighteen hours in the back of an airplane, three dumb movies, two plastic meals, six beers and absolutely no sleep, I finally touch down; in Bangkok.
A Test of Resolve and Defiance
Warden If I was to sink my teeth into your eye right now, would you be able to stop me before I blinded you?
Teddy Daniels Give it a try.
Warden That's the spirit.
Challenging Censorship Standards in Film
Howard Hughes (In front of the Motion Picture Censorship Board) Good to see you, Mr. Breen. Gentlemen, it's good to see you- I haven't seen you all since that issue with all the violence in ]. The problem here seems to revolve around Ms. Russell's mammaries, is that correct? Mr. Breen feels that they are too prominant, yes? More prominant than other mammaries have been up on the screen? Well... we hope to dispel that notion. ]. ]. ]. ], ], ]... and the lovely Ms. ]. Now all of these photos- save for Ms. Russell's- have been enlarged from pictures that received Mr. Breen's seal of approval... and as you can see they all contain mammaries. At this point I'd like to introduce my assisstant, Dr. Ludlow Branson. Dr. Branson is a mathematician of some note...yes. And he will prove that, in fact, Ms. Russell's mammaries are no more prominant than any of these other fine ladies. Doctor? Doctor... you forgot your calipers.
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The Demands of Wall Street Life
Jordan Belfort Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job?
Mark Hanna How the fuck else are you supposed to do this job? Cocaine and hookers, my friend.
Reflections on Sleep and Cleanliness
Howard Hughes I sleep...in this room...in the dark. I have a place I can sleep. I have a chair. That's just beautiful. Oh, yeah. I like the desert. It's hot there in the desert, but it's clean. It's clean. I need to sleep. I should drink something first. I should have some... some milk. Wait a minute... what if that milk is sour? That milk is bad I shouldn't pick up the bottle with my right hand. And I shouldn't take the top off with my left...put it in my pocket. My left pocket.
Howard Hughes' Cookie Preference
Howard Hughes Tell Jimmy I want ten chocolate chip cookies, medium chips, none too close to the outside.
Confronting Problems Through Ambition and Action
Jordan Belfort So you listen to me and you listen well. Are you behind on your ] bills? Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing! Is your landlord ready to evict you? Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing! Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless ]? Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing! I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. And I will make you richer than the most powerful CEO in the United States of fucking America!
[[credit card; [loser]
Survival Requires Silence in Harsh Conditions
Hugh Glass I told you to be invisible, son!
Hawk At least he...
Hugh Glass If you want to survive, keep your mouth shut!
Hawk At least he heard me.
Hugh Glass They don't hear your voice! They just see the color of your face. You understand? You understand?
Hawk Yes.
Reflecting on What We Had
Dr. Randall Mindy We really did have everything, didn't we? I mean, when you think about it.
Friendship Acknowledged Between Rick and Cliff
Rick Dalton Hey! You're a good friend, Cliff.
Cliff Booth I try.
The Nature of Pain and Perception
Rachel 2 Do you know how pain enters the body, Marshal? Do you?
Teddy Daniels Depends on where you're hurt?
Rachel 2 No, it has nothing to do with the flesh. The brain controls pain.
Overcoming Self-Imposed Limitations to Achieve Goals
Jordan Belfort The only thing standing between you and your ] is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.
[[Purpose|goal]
Mutual Exploitation in Relationships
Maddy You're using him.
Danny Archer I am using him and you are using me and this is how it works, isn't it?
Questioning Mental State and Perceptions
Richard No offence an all, but, you're fucked in the head, right?
Power Dynamics in a Tense Encounter
John Fitzgerald You're forgetting your place, boy.
Hugh Glass As far as I can tell, my place is right here on the smart end of this rifle.
Defining the Nature of Unusual Events
Nurse Marino She was in a group therapy session.
[Daniels has asked the staff about Rachel's activities before her disappearance]
Teddy Daniels Anything unusual occur?
Nurse Marino Define unusual'.
Teddy Daniels Excuse me?
Nurse Marino This is a mental institution, Marshal. For the criminally insane. Usual isn't a big part of our day.
Jack calls out to Rose in urgency
Jack Dawson ROSE!!! ROSE, OVER HERE!
Acceptance of Death and Resilience
Hugh Glass I ain't afraid to die anymore. I'd done it already.
A Tense Farewell with Mixed Emotions
Annie We really have to go now.
Josh Give my regards to Mars.
Charlie Don't be so quick. You're not as smart as you think you are.
Tension Between Characters and Surrounding Chaos
Jay Sebring Is everybody okay?
Rick Dalton Well... the fuckin hippies aren't. That's for goddamn sure.
The Struggle for Individuality in Conformity
Richard I just feel like everyone tries to do something different, but you always wind up doing the same damn thing.
A Father's Justification in Desperate Times
Andrew Henry Is it true you killed an officer?
Hugh Glass I just killed a man who was trying to kill my son.
Questioning Responsibility in Driving Choices
Willa How did you get home?
Bob Well, with my car.
Willa You drove?
Bob So, what are you, my babysitter? Yeah, I know how to drink and drive, honey. I know what I'm doing.
Dealing with the Challenges of Flamethrowers
Rick Dalton All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?
Flamethrower Trainer Rick, it's a flamethrower.
Choosing Wealth Over Poverty
Jordan Belfort Let me tell you something. There's no ] in ]. I've been a poor man, and I've been a ] man. And I choose rich every fucking time.
[[nobility; [poverty; [rich]
A Thank You with a Bold Message
Howard Hughes Tell Juan Trippe something for me. Tell him thanks for the flowers. And he can kiss... both sides... of my ass.
Hospitality Demands in Django Unchained
Calvin J. Candie Django and his friend in gray here, Dr. Schultz, are customers. And they are our guests, Stephen. And you, you old, decrepit bastard, are to show them every hospitality. You understand that?
A Moment of Truth on Live Television
Dr. Randall Mindy I don't feel so good.
Brie Evantee Alright, so I think what we'll do, we'll go to commercial break...
Dr. Randall Mindy No, please, please Brie. Don't cut away. Let me say something
Jack Bremmer You came to the right place, because on this show, we like to say things...
Dr. Randall Mindy Would you please, just stop being so pleasant? I'm sorry, but not everything needs to sound so goddamn clever or charming or likeable all the time. Sometimes we need to just be able to say things to one another. We need to hear things! Look, let's establish, once again, that there is a huge comet headed towards Earth. And the reason we know that there is a comet is because we saw it. We saw it with our own eyes using a telescope. I mean, for God's sake, we took a fucking picture of it! What other proof do we need? And if we can't all agree at the bare minimum that a giant comet the size of Mount Everest, hurtling its way towards planet Earth is not a fucking good thing, then what the hell happened to us? I mean, my God, how do-- How do we even talk to each other? What've we... What've we done to ourselves? How do we fix it? We should have deflected this comet when we had the fucking chance, but we didn't do it. I don't know why we didn't do it. And now they're actually firing scientists like me for speaking out, for opposing them. And I'm sure many of the people out there aren't even gonna listen to what I just said cause they have their own political ideology, but I... .I assure you, I am not on one side or the other. I'm just telling you the fucking truth.
[[bleep]
Brie Evantee I-I think this would be a good time to establish that Isherwell and the president have both said that there's benefits to be...
Dr. Randall Mindy Right, well, the president of the United States. Is fucking. Lying! Look I'm just like all of you. I hope to God, I hope to... God that this president knows what she's doing. I hope she's got us all taken care of, but the truth is... I think, this whole administration, has completely. Lost. Their fucking mind! And I think. We're all. Gonna die!
The Rise and Fall of Quaalude Usage
Jordan Belfort The Quaalude, or Lude as it is commonly referred to, ]—that's ], not ]—as a sedative, and was prescribed to stressed-out ] with ]. But, pretty soon, somebody figured out that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just 15 minutes, you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. Didn't take long for people to start abusing Ludes, of course, and ] Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. No shit. You can't even buy them, anymore. You people are all shit out of luck.
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