Spencer Garrett Biography
Spencer Garrett (born September 19, 1963) is an American actor. On top of appearing in multiple television series, he has starred in the films Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Public Enemies (both 2009), and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019).
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Spencer Garrett Quotes
Frustration in a Challenging Assignment
Agent #1:
Why do I always get the shit-end of these assignment? I'd like to ask that question.
Agent #2: [chuckles; [w:Waco siege|Waco]
What the hell were you expecting, Bobby, ]?
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Tobacco Advocacy and Public Perception Explained
Senator Ortolan Finisterre:
Please state your name, address, and current occupation.
Nick:
My name is Nick Naylor. I live at 6000 Massachusetts Avenue. I am currently unemployed but until recently I was the Vice President of the Academy of Tobacco Studies.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre:
Mr. Naylor, as Vice President of the Academy of Tobacco Studies, what was required of you? What did you do?
Nick:
I informed the public of all the research performed in the investigation on the effects of tobacco.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre:
And what, so far, has the Academy concluded in their investigation into the effects of tobacco?
Nick:
Well, many things actually. Why just the other day they uncovered evidence that smoking can offset Parkinson's disease.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre:
I'm sure the health community is thrilled. Mr. Naylor, who provides the financial background for the Academy of Tobacco Studies?
Nick:
Conglomerated tobacco.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre:
That's the cigarette companies.
Nick:
For the most part, yes.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre:
Do you think that might affect their priorities?
Nick:
No. Just as, I'm sure, campaign contributions don't affect yours.
Senator Lothridge:
Mr. Naylor is not here to testify on the goings on of the Academy of Tobacco Studies. We're here to examine the possibility of a warning label on cigarettes. Now, Mr. Naylor, I have to ask you out of formality, do you believe that smoking cigarettes, over time, can lead to lung cancer and lead to other respiratory conditions such as emphysema.
Nick:
Yes. In fact, I think you'd be hard pressed to find someone who really believes that cigarettes are not potentially harmful. I mean -- show of hands -- Who out here thinks that cigarettes aren't dangerous?
Senator Dupree:
Mr. Naylor, there's no need for theatrics.
Nick:
I'm sorry. I just don't see the point in a warning label for something people already know.
Senator Dupree:
The warning symbol is a reminder, a reminder of the dangers of smoking cigarettes.
Nick:
Well, if we want to remind people of danger why don't we slap a skull and crossbones on all Boeing airplanes, Senator Lothridge. And all Fords, Senator Dupree.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre:
That is ridiculous. The death toll from airline and automobile accidents doesn't even skim the surface cigarettes. They don't even compare.
Nick:
Oh, this from a Senator who calls Vermont home.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre:
I don't follow you, Mr. Naylor.
Nick:
Well, the real demonstrated #1 killer in America is cholesterol. And here comes Senator Finisterre whose fine state is, I regret to say, clogging the nation's arteries with Vermont cheddar cheese. If we want to talk numbers, how about the millions of people dying of heart attacks? Perhaps Vermont cheddar should come with a skull and crossbones.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre:
That is lu-- The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese!
Senator Lothridge: [[What about the children]
Mr. Naylor, we are here to discuss cigarettes -- not planes, not cars -- cigarettes. Now as we discussed earlier these warning labels are not for those who know but rather for those who don't know. ]?
Nick:
Gentlemen, it's called education. It doesn't come off the side of a cigarette carton. It comes from our teachers, and more importantly our parents. It is the job of every parent to warn their children of all the dangers of the world, including cigarettes, so that one day when they get older they can choose for themselves. I look at my son who was kind enough to come with me today, and I can't help but think that I am responsible for his growth and his development. And I'm proud of that.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre:
Well, having said that, would you condone him smoking?
Nick:
Well, of course not. He's not 18. That would be illegal.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre:
Yes, I've heard you deliver that line on 20/20, but enough dancing. What are you going to do when he turns 18? C'mon, Mr. Naylor. On his 18th birthday will you share a cigarette with him? Will you spend a lovely afternoon -- like one of your ludicrous cigarette advertisements? You seem to have to have a lot to say about how we should raise our children. What of your own? What are you going to do when he turns 18?
Nick:
If he really wants a cigarette, I'll buy him his first pack.
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