Memorable Quotes from Spencer Garrett
3 quotesThe Role of a Stunt Double Explained
Allen Kincade
So, uh, Rick, explain to the audience exactly what it is a stunt double does.
Rick Dalton
Well, actors are required to do a lot of dangerous stuff. Say Jake Cahill gets shot off his horse. Now, can I fall off a horse? Yes, I can. Yes, I have. But say I fall off wrong and I sprain my wrist or twist my ankle. Now, that can put an undue burden on the production because now maybe I can't work for a week. So Cliff here is meant to help carry the load.
[all three chuckle]
Allen Kincade
Is that, uh, how you'd describe your job, Cliff?
Cliff Booth
What, carrying his load? Yeah, that's about right.
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Tobacco Advocacy and Public Perception Explained
Senator Ortolan Finisterre
Please state your name, address, and current occupation.
Nick
My name is Nick Naylor. I live at 6000 Massachusetts Avenue. I am currently unemployed but until recently I was the Vice President of the Academy of Tobacco Studies.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre
Mr. Naylor, as Vice President of the Academy of Tobacco Studies, what was required of you? What did you do?
Nick
I informed the public of all the research performed in the investigation on the effects of tobacco.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre
And what, so far, has the Academy concluded in their investigation into the effects of tobacco?
Nick
Well, many things actually. Why just the other day they uncovered evidence that smoking can offset Parkinson's disease.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre
I'm sure the health community is thrilled. Mr. Naylor, who provides the financial background for the Academy of Tobacco Studies?
Nick
Conglomerated tobacco.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre
That's the cigarette companies.
Nick
For the most part, yes.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre
Do you think that might affect their priorities?
Nick
No. Just as, I'm sure, campaign contributions don't affect yours.
Senator Lothridge
Mr. Naylor is not here to testify on the goings on of the Academy of Tobacco Studies. We're here to examine the possibility of a warning label on cigarettes. Now, Mr. Naylor, I have to ask you out of formality, do you believe that smoking cigarettes, over time, can lead to lung cancer and lead to other respiratory conditions such as emphysema.
Nick
Yes. In fact, I think you'd be hard pressed to find someone who really believes that cigarettes are not potentially harmful. I mean -- show of hands -- Who out here thinks that cigarettes aren't dangerous?
Senator Dupree
Mr. Naylor, there's no need for theatrics.
Nick
I'm sorry. I just don't see the point in a warning label for something people already know.
Senator Dupree
The warning symbol is a reminder, a reminder of the dangers of smoking cigarettes.
Nick
Well, if we want to remind people of danger why don't we slap a skull and crossbones on all Boeing airplanes, Senator Lothridge. And all Fords, Senator Dupree.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre
That is ridiculous. The death toll from airline and automobile accidents doesn't even skim the surface cigarettes. They don't even compare.
Nick
Oh, this from a Senator who calls Vermont home.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre
I don't follow you, Mr. Naylor.
Nick
Well, the real demonstrated #1 killer in America is cholesterol. And here comes Senator Finisterre whose fine state is, I regret to say, clogging the nation's arteries with Vermont cheddar cheese. If we want to talk numbers, how about the millions of people dying of heart attacks? Perhaps Vermont cheddar should come with a skull and crossbones.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre
That is lu-- The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese!
Senator Lothridge
Mr. Naylor, we are here to discuss cigarettes -- not planes, not cars -- cigarettes. Now as we discussed earlier these warning labels are not for those who know but rather for those who don't know. ]?
[[What about the children]
Nick
Gentlemen, it's called education. It doesn't come off the side of a cigarette carton. It comes from our teachers, and more importantly our parents. It is the job of every parent to warn their children of all the dangers of the world, including cigarettes, so that one day when they get older they can choose for themselves. I look at my son who was kind enough to come with me today, and I can't help but think that I am responsible for his growth and his development. And I'm proud of that.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre
Well, having said that, would you condone him smoking?
Nick
Well, of course not. He's not 18. That would be illegal.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre
Yes, I've heard you deliver that line on 20/20, but enough dancing. What are you going to do when he turns 18? C'mon, Mr. Naylor. On his 18th birthday will you share a cigarette with him? Will you spend a lovely afternoon -- like one of your ludicrous cigarette advertisements? You seem to have to have a lot to say about how we should raise our children. What of your own? What are you going to do when he turns 18?
Nick
If he really wants a cigarette, I'll buy him his first pack.
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Frustration in a Challenging Assignment
Agent #1
Why do I always get the shit-end of these assignment? I'd like to ask that question.
Agent #2
What the hell were you expecting, Bobby, ]?
[chuckles; [w:Waco siege|Waco]
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