Memorable Quotes from Lewin Lloyd
4 quotesA Conversation About Kids and Competition
Lampwick
Now we're talking. Am I great or what?
Pinocchio
It's awfully quiet. Where do you suppose all the kids went, Lampy?
Lampwick
They're around here somewhere. What do you care? They're all losers anyway. Four in the corner. Oh! Look at that. Another perfect shot, if I do say so myself.
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The Allure of Pleasure Island
Coachman
Your conscience is the last thing you want to take to Pleasure Island.
Pinocchio
Pleasure Island? Is that where you're going?
Lampwick
You bet your sweet patootie that's where we're going. It's the greatest joy joint in the world. No cops, no parents, no rules. You can tear the place apart and nobody says a word.
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Desire for Integrity in Boyhood
Lampwick
Hey, Slats, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. How come you didn't bust any of them cuckoo clocks? Any real kid would love to smash those clocks.
Pinocchio
It just didn't feel right.
Lampwick
Listen to Mr. Goody Two-Shoes. Well, I guess you ain't transformed into a complete jerk yet.
[laughs; chuckles]
Pinocchio
I don't want to be a jerk. I want to be a real boy.
Lampwick
The way you're going, you might make it to half a real boy. It looks to me like you still got a conscience inside of you.
[scoffs]
Pinocchio
I wish I still did had a conscience.
Jiminy
Pinocchio!
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Debate on Fairness in Competition
Pinocchio
I still say it's not right to yell right as somebody's about to make a shot.
Lampwick
Get over it. Everybody's knows psyching out your opponent is a great strategy. You gotta do what you gotta do to win.
Pinocchio
You're wrong, Lampy. I still call what you did cheating.
Lampwick
Come on. To hear you talk, you'd think something terrible was gonna happen to us. Conscience, right. What a crock.
[suddenly sprouts some donkey ears; Pinocchio gasps and pushes his root beer away; sprouts a donkey tail]
Pinocchio
Uh, Lampy, you might want to check your…
Lampwick
What do I look like to you? A jackass?
[turns and faces him, now with a donkey head; brays]
Pinocchio
You sure are…
[gasps; laughs; brays as he covers his mouth]
Lampwick
Hey, you sound just like a donkey… Did that come out of me?
[brays]
Pinocchio
Uh-huh.
[horrified]
Lampwick
Help! Somebody help me! I've been double-crossed! I've been played! Help me, please! Anybody! Anybody, please! Just call anybody! Help me, please! MAMA! MAMA!
[looks at his reflection in the mirror, seeing he's half-human and half-donkey, breathes heavily, then whimpers, finally realizing, and screams in horror; brays; rushes over to Pinocchio and grabs him; desperately; let goes of him as his hands start turning into hooves]
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