Lewin Lloyd

Pinocchio: I still say it's not right to yell right as somebody's about to make a shot.

Lampwick: Get over it. Everybody's knows psyching out your opponent is a great strategy. You gotta do what you gotta do to win.

Pinocchio: You're wrong, Lampy. I still call what you did cheating.

Lampwick: [suddenly sprouts some donkey ears; Pinocchio gasps and pushes his root beer away; sprouts a donkey tail] Come on. To hear you talk, you'd think something terrible was gonna happen to us. Conscience, right. What a crock.

Pinocchio: Uh, Lampy, you might want to check your…

Lampwick: [turns and faces him, now with a donkey head; brays] What do I look like to you? A jackass?

Pinocchio: [gasps; laughs; brays as he covers his mouth] You sure are…

Lampwick: [brays] Hey, you sound just like a donkey… Did that come out of me?

Pinocchio: [horrified] Uh-huh.

Lampwick: [looks at his reflection in the mirror, seeing he's half-human and half-donkey, breathes heavily, then whimpers, finally realizing, and screams in horror; brays; rushes over to Pinocchio and grabs him; desperately; let goes of him as his hands start turning into hooves] Help! Somebody help me! I've been double-crossed! I've been played! Help me, please! Anybody! Anybody, please! Just call anybody! Help me, please! MAMA! MAMA!