Dr. Dolittle 2 - Unexpected Bathroom Break During Urgent Situation
Pepito:
Psst. Hey, Doc. Homey is on the move. His hormones are raging.
Pepito:
There he goes!
John:
Hold it.
Eric: [groans; groans]
I was only going to the bathroom.
John:
You can hold it. I know that trick.
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Dr. Dolittle 2 - Teens Take Advantage of Opportunity
Lucky: [narrating]
Meanwhile, while the cat's away, the mice will play, and by mice I mean teenagers.
Eric:
All right, they still closed?
Charisse:
Yes.
Possum:
Here they come.
Charisse:
You did all this?
Joey:
Okay, boys, this is it. Remember what the Doc said. If this punk tries anything fresh, we let him have it. Capisce?
Eric:
I got wings, legs, tacos, whatever.
Pepito:
Taco? Did somebody say taco?
Joey:
No, no, blend in, blend in. You're gonna blow our cover.
Eric:
Charisse, there's something I been meaning to do since we got out here.
Charisse:
Oh, really. What's that?
Eric:
This.
Joey:
Now!
Eric:
Eeeew!
Drunk Monkey:
He French-kissed me! Blecch! Blah! Blah!
Joey:
Now, that worked out nicely. The drinks are on me, Jenny.
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Dr. Dolittle 2 - Bears and Survival Skills in Winter
TV Narrator:
Bears are opportunistic eaters, finding food wherever they can.
Archie:
Can we please see what else is on?
John:
You need to watch this so you can learn... how to feed yourself and survive during the winter.
Archie:
What is he doing? Digging?
John:
You never even wondered what your sharp claws was for?
Archie:
Uh, no.
Narrator:
Bears are excellent swimmers.
Archie: [shudders]
Not this bear.
John:
I know you're not gonna tell me you don't know how to swim.
Archie:
Wait, you haven't heard? There's a new invention. it's called... the boat!
John:
That's the last straw. Get up at dawn. I'm teaching you how to fish.
Archie:
How bout noon-ish?
John:
Unbelievable.
Lucky: [narrating]
And so began the bear-athon, a training mission so "grizzly," so un-bear-able, so hairy-that's enough.
John:
Archie, let's do it. This river's full of fish. Let's go.
Archie:
Yup. So is Red Lobster.
John:
Don't look at me, look at the water. That's where the fish are.
Archie:
They're moving. Oh, man, one just touched me. One just touched me!
John:
Look, you big, furry baby, put your face down right now and grab a fish!
Archie:
No!
John:
Archie! I want to do just like you saw on TV. Put your face under the water and catch a fish can do it. Come on, man. I'm here with you. Go under the water.
Archie:
All right! I'll try it.
John:
All right, one, two, three...
Fish #1:
That's Archie!
Fish #2:
What's up?
Fish #3:
What's up?
Wassup Fish:
What's up?
Archie: [gurgling]
Hey, fellas, what's up?
John:
Okay, okay, get one.
Archie: [gurgling]
Can't breathe!
John:
Archie!
Archie:
Can't breathe!
John: [grunting, panting]
Hey! Archie. Archie!
John:
OK, Archie. You tell me how smart do you have to be to lift your head out of the water when you can't breathe?
Archie:
I saw a light. It was a bright light. It was beautiful.
John:
OK, That;s it. We're gonna take you on a little trip right now that's gonna toughen you up. Come on.
Archie:
What? What?
John:
We're gonna find something even you can catch. Come on.
Archie:
I saw my grandma.
John:
Go on, eat.
Archie:
Oh, I...
John:
Come on, eat!
Archie: [sniffs]
They're-I don't eat, uh- I'm good. Thanks. Okay, am I close?
Lucky:
Cold.
Pepito:
Use the Force.
Archie:
Colder? Warmer?
Lucky:
Arctic.
Lisa:
So, how's it going?
John:
It's going great, honey. I'm not even gonna need three weeks. Honey, look, he's already foraging grapes. Right?
Eric:
Why's he walking away from em?
John:
He's not walking away. He's circling the grapes.
Eric:
Why? Are they dangerous grapes?
John:
No, no, the grapes aren't dangerous, Eric.
Archie:
Seriously, where are the grapes?
John:
Don't worry, he's doing great. We're right on schedule.
Archie: [crashing down stairs]
I'm getting dizzy! Ohh! Oh! Oww! I'm okay! Concrete broke my fall! Definite bruise.
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Dr. Dolittle 2 - Enjoying a Peaceful Night Outdoors
John:
Hey.
Charisse:
Hey.
John: [sighs; inhales, sighs]
Perfect night.
John:
Sitting here, breathing fresh country air, listening to the crickets chirp.
Charisse:
Yep.
John:
You know what the crickets are saying?
Charisse:
Dad, I don't speak to the animals. You're the one who understands em, not me. Little monkeys don't come up to me asking me for a 40-ounce. I don't say, "Can I help you, little animal? Need a shot?" I don't do that. I'm in my room listening to music. You see me talking to the animals?
John:
Hey, Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey! Slow it down a second. I was just gonna tell you that crickets are natures thermometers, that's all. You can tell how cold it is by how fast they chirp.
Charisse:
It seems a little cold out here, doesn't it?
John:
Yeah, a little nippy.
Charisse:
Maybe I need to go get my vest. Yeah.
Eric:
Yo, Dr. Dre is still the best. Hey, and get a tuneup, man. Get a tuneup. Yo, what's up, baby?
Charisse:
Hey, Eric.
Charisse:
Mmm!
John:
H-H-Hey! Hey! You left your homey!
Eric:
What's up, Dr. D?
John:
I don't know, Eric. Maybe you should tell me.
Eric:
Yo, man, I came to visit. Since y'all love me so much, I was gonna stay a couple days.
John:
No, no. Hell, no. Charisse, I don't understand.
Charisse:
What's not to understand, Dad?
John:
Eric with bags. I don't understand that.
Charisse:
He's staying here for a couple nights. Mama said so.
John:
Oh, your mother said so.
Charisse:
Yes.
John:
Oh, okay. Eric, you gonna be on the floor in the living room in a sleeping bag, if you don't have a problem with that. By the way, Eric, I'm watching you. And not just me. I got eyes all around the woods. You know I talk to the birds. Right?
Charisse:
Thanks, Dad.
John:
Yes, so watch your back.
Eric: [laughs]
I feel you.
John:
You feel me? Okay. All right. I'm watching... I'm watching you, Eric! I'm watching your back!
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Dr. Dolittle 2 - Childhood Independence and Family Memories
John:
Charisse has always had a mind of her own. When she was about a year and a half, she decided not to wear diapers anymore. Remember that?
Lisa:
John.
John:
She started having accidents around the house cause she didn't have it down yet. We'd have little piles--
Charisse:
Dad, you just had to go there, didn't you?
John:
This is family. We're talking the old days.
Eric:
It's cool. I'm actually learning something here.
John:
Really? You know what's interesting? You never learned to take off your hat at the dinner table. Isn't your head getting hot? Mine's hot just looking at you in that hat.
Lisa:
Sixteen! Just think. In two years you'll be out of this house and on your way to college.
Charisse:
One year, ten months, sixteen days.
John:
You know what? Berkeley's a really close college. You could live at home, save money.
Charisse:
That's a good idea. But I've already reserved a U-Haul for the day I graduated high school.
John:
Oh. You reserved a U-Haul already?
Maya:
Uh, Dad? Someone to see you.
Joey:
Yo, step outside.
John:
Thank you, sweetie. Excuse me, darling.
Charisse:
Bye, Dad Love you.
John:
I love you too. Excuse me, Eric.
Joey:
Hey, hey, yo. Yo, down here. Okay.
John:
What do you want?
Joey:
First, let me say the beaver sends birthday greetings to your lovely daughter.
John:
Really? That's very nice. Tell the beaver he's starting to get on my nerves.
Joey:
Why are you getting bent out of shape? He only wants a moment of your time.
John:
What if I say no?
Joey:
I don't think you want to go down that road, my friend.
John:
Go and tell the beaver, 8:00, my office, tomorrow.
Joey:
Oh, the beaver don't travel for nobody. He knows you're a busy man, and he will remember this, but this is truly a life-or-death situation.
John:
All right, shut up, listen. My car, 7:00 a.m. All right?
Joey:
Hey, this is good news. The beaver likes good news.
John:
Thank you.
Joey:
Jimmy, get the car.
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Dr. Dolittle 2 - Mystery of Biggie Mack's Numbers Revealed
John:
This is unbelievable. She has 50 numbers in here, not one of them is mine.
Lisa:
You shouldn't be looking at that.
John:
Why not? "Biggie Mack, cell. Biggie Mack, pager. Biggie Mack, home." Who the hell is Biggie Mack?
Lisa:
I don't know, John.
John:
I'm gonna find out who Biggie Mack is. I don't like that name. What the hell kind of name is that?
Eldon:
What is that?
Eldon's Wife:
Marcus's cell phone.
Eldon:
Cell phone?
Eldon's Wife:
Mm-hmm.
Eldon:
When did he get a cell phone?
Eldon's Wife:
Last week.
Lisa:
What are you doing? John!
John:
Shh! I'm checking out Biggie Mack.
Eldon:
Hello.
John:
Hey, who is this?
Eldon:
Well, who is this?
John:
Is this Biggie Mack?
Eldon:
Who wants to know?
John:
I'm asking the questions here, punk!
Eldon:
What?
John:
How old are you?
Eldon:
None of your damn business.
John:
What if I make it my business to find out how old you are?
Eldon:
Are you threatening me?
John:
I don't make threats! I'm promising you that if you ever--
Lisa:
John!
Eldon:
Is this John Dolittle?
Lisa:
Hi, I'm so sorry. That's a wrong number.
John:
That's a grown man on the other end of that phone.
Lisa:
I wish I could say the same thing about you.
Lisa:
The door.
John:
I hear the door.
Lisa:
Go get that door right now!
John:
Who am I, Mr. French? I got to get doors? Just a minute.
Eric:
Hey, Dr. D. What's up? it's me.
John:
Me? Who's "me"? Back up, "me.
Eric:
I'm saying, you gonna let me in? Dr. D. What's going on? Excuse me? Remember me? Eric, Domino's Pizza. Extra cheese, anchovies, guacamole?
John:
You're the pizza guy, yeah.
Eric:
I delivered that.
John:
Thanks a lot, man. I forget to give you a tip? I'm sorry.
Eric:
No, no, that's cool. You gave me something a little better than a tip.
John:
I'm gonna take care of you. It's nice to have a little--
Eric:
What's up, baby? What's going on? You ready?
John:
Hold on. Wait. This is your date?
Charisse:
Dad, Eric. Eric, Dad.
Eric: [chuckling]
My man. What's up?
Charisse:
Uh, Eric? Hmm, no. We have to stay here with the family and eat dinner.
Eric:
Huh? It's cool with me.
John:
Hey, Charisse, now, don't be like that. You gonna ruin dinner for everybody. Come on now.
Eric:
You know what, pops? Don't sweat that. I know how to take care of her.
John:
Pops?
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