Linda CardelliniQuotes

Megan: [pulling her t-shirt up to make into a midriff] I want my shirt like Adrianna's.

Sara: [she pulls her shirt down] Uh, no, no, no, no, honey, we're not doing that, okay? Put that back in, look like a nice kid.

Velma: Fred, I can't believe you took credit for my plan again.

Fred: Velma.

Daphne: Some plan. The ghost pawed me for an hour and a half.

Fred: Daph, look. It's not our fault you always get kidnapped.

Daphne: I do not always get kidnapped. Can't believe you say that to me.

Velma: [Daphne angrily snatches Velma's glasses off her face in retaliation] Oh, please. You come with your own ransom note. Hey, my glasses!

Scrappy: Scrappy-Dappy-Doo!

Scooby: Hey!

Scrappy: Ghosts don't stand a chance with me. Let me at em! I'll rack em! I'll sock em!

Fred: Scrappy, for the thousandth time, there's no such thing as ghosts.

Scrappy: [starts peeing on Daphne] Sure, there are. And when I find them, I'll give them a dose of puppy power! Ta-da!

Daphne: [gasps; disgusted] Oh, god! He's peeing on me!

Scrappy: Ooh.

Velma: [voiceover] That little egomaniac had flipped his lid.

Fred: [angrily] Scrappy, I told you, no urinating on Daphne!

Scrappy: It was an accident!

Fred: [angrily] You were marking your territory!

Scrappy: You don't have the scrote for this job, pally! Now listen up, losers. The time has come to appoint me your unquestioned leader. Either that, or I'm outta here!

Scooby: [while they look at each other] Hmm...

Scrappy: [gets kicked off the Mystery Machine van, rolls away; kicks the suitcase; [The Powerpuff Girls|Powerpuff Girl] What's the idea? You can't do this to me! People adore me! Ow! I’m as cute as a ]. I'll get my own TV show.

Brad: Carol! Hey Carol, how's the island?

Carol: [with an angry tone] Are you tricking on me?

Brad: Carol, it's me. It's Brad. We've known each other since we were, like, three--

Carol: [suddenly lifts up Brad in air] Back off my grill, son.

Brad: [screaming in pure terror as Mystery Inc. watches in horror] CAROL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Mondavarious: I'm terrified. And if the young people come off the barge, the people I love the most, they are in danger.

Velma: I'm gonna solve this one first.

Fred: Not before I solve it first.

Mondavarious: Well done.

Daphne: You guys are gonna look like total, total idiots when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.

Velma: What's the problem, exactly?

Mondavarious: I believe somebody is casting a spell on the students. Now listen and look around. Can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing?

Daphne: They look like sober, well-behaved college kids.

Mondavarious: Precisely. And they didn't before they came. They've changed. In other words, a magic spell.

Mr. Mondavarious: I'm Emile Mondavarious, the owner of the amusement park.

Velma: You seem less...

Shaggy: Spooky!

Velma: Than we'd have guessed.

Pamela Anderson: Thank you so much for saving the factory.

Reporter: Pam! Any comments for us?

Pamela Anderson: This is a victory for any celebrity who wants to make a quality, ecologically-friendly action figure!

Reporter: Fred, what's the secret of your success?

Fred: Teamwork. I do a tremendous amount of teamwork. And I always have a plan. Come on.

Velma: [dejected] Yeah. My plan.

Fred: I knew from the beginning there was never a phantom. The Luna Ghost is, in fact...

Shaggy, Velma and Daphne: Old Man Smithers?

Pamela Anderson: The creepy janitor?!

Fred: Smithers wanted revenge after you refused to go out with him.

Smithers: How could you, Pamela? I am a lover boy of George Clooney-an proportions.

Reporter: Fred, how was the ghost able to fly?

Velma: [She and Fred reveal what Smithers was wearing under his costume.; presses button, causing his balloons to inflate] I can answer that. Watch. These balloons fill with a highly potent helium synthesis, giving the Luna Ghost his weightless appearance.

Smithers: I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog! I'll get you for this!

Scooby: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Velma: Daphne, are you OK?

Daphne: I am so over this damsel-in-distress nonsense.

Fred: Uh, where's Shagster?

Shaggy: Like, I'm right here, man.

Scooby: Me, too.

Shaggy: Hey, Scooby-Doo, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again, huh?

Scooby: [chuckles] Yeah!

Velma: Jinkies! Fred? Come in, Fred. Fred! Can you hear me?

Fred: Fredster here, Velms.

Velma: Shockingly, Daphne's been captured again. That's okay. When the Luna Ghost rounds the corner with Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby will pop out of the barrel--

Fred: And you'll activate the conveyor belt, spilling the vat of oil onto the floor.

Velma: Just remember my plan.

Male Reporter: Mystery Inc., do you know the identity of the Evil Masked Figure behind at all?

Velma: Well, if our hunch is correct, the Evil Masked Figure is…

Evil Masked Figure/Heather: NO!

Daphne: Heather Jasper-Howe.

Scooby: Uh-huh. Huh?

Female Reporter #1: But she was at the museum when the Masked Figure was on the roof.

Daphne: [to Heather; Instead of looking at Patrick, who has braced himself for exposure, Daphne points at someone else] You almost had me there, didn't you? Lucky for her, she had an assistant helping her along with her evil plans. Ned.

Scooby: Huh?

Daphne: When I realized she was the Evil Masked Figure, he quickly changed into her costume.

Female Reporter #2: But why did she do it?!

Velma: Because Heather Jasper-Howe is actually… (Pause for effect.)

Scooby: Huh?

Velma: [a female police officer, Shaggy, Daphne, and Wickles get shocked] …Dr. Jonathan Jacobo. The original Pterodactyl Ghost.

Gretchen Saunders Female Reporter #3: But how do you know this?

Velma: A photo. Taken of Jacobo in front of the Coolsonian. Jacobo supposedly died a year before construction even began.

Shaggy: So, Jacobo survived that fall off the prison wall.

Scooby: Yeah.

Fred: He also adapted the false Heather Jasper-Howe persona to turn the press against us.

Daphne: Then he framed poor hideous Old Man Wickles by putting that book and the Black Knight Ghost in his mansion.

Wickles: [[w:My Fair Lady|My Fair Lady] As if you getting the lead in ] wasn't enough!

Jacobo: I was an excellent Eliza, and you were to acty!

Wickles: And stealing my tater tots!

Jacobo: You kept saying you felt puffy!

Fred: And the real identity of Ned is…

Ned: Ow!

Fred: Ned!

Scooby: Huh?

Jacobo: I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling punks and their dumb dog!

Ned: You were a dude this whole time?

Jacobo: Of course, dummkopf.

Ned: [upset] But we cuddled.

Velma: [hands Shaggy the control panel] Here, Shaggy, take this.

Shaggy: [hands it back to her] Why are you giving this to me?

Velma: [hands it back to Shaggy] I'll distract those skeletal screwballs, you and Scooby get this to the Monster Hive.

Shaggy: [looks at Scooby] Us?!

Velma: [points to a button on the control panel] Yes, you're faster than me. Once there, just plug it into the base, and push this button. I fixed it so it'll destroy all the monsters.

Shaggy: [slides down a wall] We'd love to. But... we can't.

Scooby: We’re screw-ups.

Shaggy: I mean, we tried being heroes like you guys, but we're not, okay? We're just not!

Scooby: No.

Velma: [surprised; kneels next to Shaggy; Shaggy and Scooby look at each other in confusion] Like me? That's funny... I've always wanted to be like you guys. You guys are so free. You're never afraid to be who you really are. Whether you're fearful, or joyful, or... hungry. I think you've been heroes all along. You just haven't known it.

Velma: Mr. Wickles, we need to ask you a few questions about your ties to recent monster attacks.

Wickles: I don't know nothing about no monsters.

Daphne: Well, then how come there was randomonium on the floor of your mansion?

Wickles: There's- there- there's randomonium all over the place! Look it! I come home with it in my shorts!

Fred: Are you continuing the work of your old pal Jonathan Jacobo?

Wickles: [[w:My Fair Lady|My Fair Lady] Old pal"? Jacobo? We hated each other! And in the prison cafeteria, he used to steal my tater tots! And he got the lead in ].

Velma: Then why did we find the monster book in your library?

Wickles: Wait a second... You're the runts that vandalized my home! Which one of you stole my toilet brush?!

Alma Del Mar: You didn't go up there to fish!

Alma Del Mar: Don't try and fool me no more, Ennis. I know what it means. Jack Twist? Jack Nasty!

Joe Aguirre: [[wiktionary:stem the rose|stem the rose] You boys sure found a way to make the time pass up there. Twist, you guys wasn't gettin paid to leave the dogs babysittin the sheep while you ].

Lureen Newsome: What are you waitin for, cowboy? ...a mating call?

Cassie Cartwright: You don't say much but you get your point across.

Dolores: Hello.

Don Shirley: You must be Dolores.

Dolores: Welcome!

Don Shirley: Buon natale. Thank you for sharing your husband with me.

Dolores: Thank you for helping him with the letters.

Lylla: When sire moves us to the new world, we’re going to need names. I mean, 89Q12, it’s not really a name. So, I would like my name to be Lylla.

Rocket: That’s a pretty name, Lylla.

Lylla: Thank you.

Mantis: Don't forget where we came from.

Groot: I love you guys.

Gamora: What are you so afraid of in yourself that I need to be something for you?! I don't give a shit about your Gamora. LIFE MADE ME ME!

Mantis: [yelling loudly] EXPLAINING IT, DICKHEAD!

Lylla: [last words before her death] Sky...