Linda Cardellini Quotes

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

A Plan to Distract the Monsters

Velma Here, Shaggy, take this.

[hands Shaggy the control panel]

Shaggy Why are you giving this to me?

[hands it back to her]

Velma I'll distract those skeletal screwballs, you and Scooby get this to the Monster Hive.

[hands it back to Shaggy]

Shaggy Us?!

[looks at Scooby]

Velma Yes, you're faster than me. Once there, just plug it into the base, and push this button. I fixed it so it'll destroy all the monsters.

[points to a button on the control panel]

Shaggy We'd love to. But... we can't.

[slides down a wall]

Scooby We’re screw-ups.

Shaggy I mean, we tried being heroes like you guys, but we're not, okay? We're just not!

Scooby No.

Velma Like me? That's funny... I've always wanted to be like you guys. You guys are so free. You're never afraid to be who you really are. Whether you're fearful, or joyful, or... hungry. I think you've been heroes all along. You just haven't known it.

[surprised; kneels next to Shaggy; Shaggy and Scooby look at each other in confusion]

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Scooby-Doo

Team Dynamics and Miscommunication Among Friends

Velma Fred, I can't believe you took credit for my plan again.

Fred Velma.

Daphne Some plan. The ghost pawed me for an hour and a half.

Fred Daph, look. It's not our fault you always get kidnapped.

Daphne I do not always get kidnapped. Can't believe you say that to me.

Velma Oh, please. You come with your own ransom note. Hey, my glasses!

[Daphne angrily snatches Velma's glasses off her face in retaliation]

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Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

Unmasking the Evil Figure in Mystery Inc.

Male Reporter Mystery Inc., do you know the identity of the Evil Masked Figure behind at all?

Velma Well, if our hunch is correct, the Evil Masked Figure is…

Evil Masked Figure/Heather NO!

Daphne Heather Jasper-Howe.

Scooby Uh-huh. Huh?

Female Reporter #1 But she was at the museum when the Masked Figure was on the roof.

Daphne You almost had me there, didn't you? Lucky for her, she had an assistant helping her along with her evil plans. Ned.

[to Heather; Instead of looking at Patrick, who has braced himself for exposure, Daphne points at someone else]

Scooby Huh?

Daphne When I realized she was the Evil Masked Figure, he quickly changed into her costume.

Female Reporter #2 But why did she do it?!

Velma Because Heather Jasper-Howe is actually… (Pause for effect.)

Scooby Huh?

Velma …Dr. Jonathan Jacobo. The original Pterodactyl Ghost.

[a female police officer, Shaggy, Daphne, and Wickles get shocked]

Gretchen Saunders Female Reporter #3 But how do you know this?

Velma A photo. Taken of Jacobo in front of the Coolsonian. Jacobo supposedly died a year before construction even began.

Shaggy So, Jacobo survived that fall off the prison wall.

Scooby Yeah.

Fred He also adapted the false Heather Jasper-Howe persona to turn the press against us.

Daphne Then he framed poor hideous Old Man Wickles by putting that book and the Black Knight Ghost in his mansion.

Wickles As if you getting the lead in ] wasn't enough!

[[w:My Fair Lady|My Fair Lady]

Jacobo I was an excellent Eliza, and you were to acty!

Wickles And stealing my tater tots!

Jacobo You kept saying you felt puffy!

Fred And the real identity of Ned is…

Ned Ow!

Fred Ned!

Scooby Huh?

Jacobo I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling punks and their dumb dog!

Ned You were a dude this whole time?

Jacobo Of course, dummkopf.

Ned But we cuddled.

[upset]

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Choosing Names for a New Beginning

Lylla When sire moves us to the new world, we’re going to need names. I mean, 89Q12, it’s not really a name. So, I would like my name to be Lylla.

Rocket That’s a pretty name, Lylla.

Lylla Thank you.

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Scooby-Doo

Daphne Rejects Damsel-In-Distress Stereotype

Velma Daphne, are you OK?

Daphne I am so over this damsel-in-distress nonsense.

Fred Uh, where's Shagster?

Shaggy Like, I'm right here, man.

Scooby Me, too.

Shaggy Hey, Scooby-Doo, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again, huh?

Scooby Yeah!

[chuckles]

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Scooby-Doo

Scrappy's Confidence in Facing Ghosts

Scrappy Scrappy-Dappy-Doo!

Scooby Hey!

Scrappy Ghosts don't stand a chance with me. Let me at em! I'll rack em! I'll sock em!

Fred Scrappy, for the thousandth time, there's no such thing as ghosts.

Scrappy Sure, there are. And when I find them, I'll give them a dose of puppy power! Ta-da!

[starts peeing on Daphne]

Daphne Oh, god! He's peeing on me!

[gasps; disgusted]

Scrappy Ooh.

Velma That little egomaniac had flipped his lid.

[voiceover]

Fred Scrappy, I told you, no urinating on Daphne!

[angrily]

Scrappy It was an accident!

Fred You were marking your territory!

[angrily]

Scrappy You don't have the scrote for this job, pally! Now listen up, losers. The time has come to appoint me your unquestioned leader. Either that, or I'm outta here!

Scooby Hmm...

[while they look at each other]

Scrappy What's the idea? You can't do this to me! People adore me! Ow! I’m as cute as a ]. I'll get my own TV show.

[gets kicked off the Mystery Machine van, rolls away; kicks the suitcase; [The Powerpuff Girls|Powerpuff Girl]

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Scooby-Doo

Mystery of the Enchanted College Students

Velma What's the problem, exactly?

Mondavarious I believe somebody is casting a spell on the students. Now listen and look around. Can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing?

Daphne They look like sober, well-behaved college kids.

Mondavarious Precisely. And they didn't before they came. They've changed. In other words, a magic spell.

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Scooby-Doo

A Plan to Rescue Daphne

Velma Jinkies! Fred? Come in, Fred. Fred! Can you hear me?

Fred Fredster here, Velms.

Velma Shockingly, Daphne's been captured again. That's okay. When the Luna Ghost rounds the corner with Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby will pop out of the barrel--

Fred And you'll activate the conveyor belt, spilling the vat of oil onto the floor.

Velma Just remember my plan.

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Daddy's Home 2

Sibling Fashion Disagreement

Megan I want my shirt like Adrianna's.

[pulling her t-shirt up to make into a midriff]

Sara Uh, no, no, no, no, honey, we're not doing that, okay? Put that back in, look like a nice kid.

[she pulls her shirt down]

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Confronting Identity and Relationships in Conflict

Mantis Don't forget where we came from.

Groot I love you guys.

Gamora What are you so afraid of in yourself that I need to be something for you?! I don't give a shit about your Gamora. LIFE MADE ME ME!

Mantis EXPLAINING IT, DICKHEAD!

[yelling loudly]

Lylla Sky...

[last words before her death]

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Scooby-Doo

Pamela Anderson Celebrates Ecological Action Figure Success

Pamela Anderson Thank you so much for saving the factory.

Reporter Pam! Any comments for us?

Pamela Anderson This is a victory for any celebrity who wants to make a quality, ecologically-friendly action figure!

Reporter Fred, what's the secret of your success?

Fred Teamwork. I do a tremendous amount of teamwork. And I always have a plan. Come on.

Velma Yeah. My plan.

[dejected]

Fred I knew from the beginning there was never a phantom. The Luna Ghost is, in fact...

Shaggy, Velma and Daphne Old Man Smithers?

Pamela Anderson The creepy janitor?!

Fred Smithers wanted revenge after you refused to go out with him.

Smithers How could you, Pamela? I am a lover boy of George Clooney-an proportions.

Reporter Fred, how was the ghost able to fly?

Velma I can answer that. Watch. These balloons fill with a highly potent helium synthesis, giving the Luna Ghost his weightless appearance.

[She and Fred reveal what Smithers was wearing under his costume.; presses button, causing his balloons to inflate]

Smithers I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog! I'll get you for this!

Scooby Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Scooby-Doo

Familiar Faces and Tense Interactions on the Island

Brad Carol! Hey Carol, how's the island?

Carol Are you tricking on me?

[with an angry tone]

Brad Carol, it's me. It's Brad. We've known each other since we were, like, three--

Carol Back off my grill, son.

[suddenly lifts up Brad in air]

Brad CAROL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[screaming in pure terror as Mystery Inc. watches in horror]

Mondavarious I'm terrified. And if the young people come off the barge, the people I love the most, they are in danger.

Velma I'm gonna solve this one first.

Fred Not before I solve it first.

Mondavarious Well done.

Daphne You guys are gonna look like total, total idiots when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.

Green Book

A Warm Welcome and Holiday Greeting

Dolores Hello.

Don Shirley You must be Dolores.

Dolores Welcome!

Don Shirley Buon natale. Thank you for sharing your husband with me.

Dolores Thank you for helping him with the letters.

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

Questioning Wickles About Monster Links

Velma Mr. Wickles, we need to ask you a few questions about your ties to recent monster attacks.

Wickles I don't know nothing about no monsters.

Daphne Well, then how come there was randomonium on the floor of your mansion?

Wickles There's- there- there's randomonium all over the place! Look it! I come home with it in my shorts!

Fred Are you continuing the work of your old pal Jonathan Jacobo?

Wickles Old pal"? Jacobo? We hated each other! And in the prison cafeteria, he used to steal my tater tots! And he got the lead in ].

[[w:My Fair Lady|My Fair Lady]

Velma Then why did we find the monster book in your library?

Wickles Wait a second... You're the runts that vandalized my home! Which one of you stole my toilet brush?!

Brokeback Mountain

Confrontations and Accusations Among Friends

Alma Del Mar You didn't go up there to fish!

Alma Del Mar Don't try and fool me no more, Ennis. I know what it means. Jack Twist? Jack Nasty!

Joe Aguirre You boys sure found a way to make the time pass up there. Twist, you guys wasn't gettin paid to leave the dogs babysittin the sheep while you ].

[[wiktionary:stem the rose|stem the rose]

Lureen Newsome What are you waitin for, cowboy? ...a mating call?

Cassie Cartwright You don't say much but you get your point across.

Scooby-Doo

Unexpected Encounter at the Amusement Park

Mr. Mondavarious I'm Emile Mondavarious, the owner of the amusement park.

Velma You seem less...

Shaggy Spooky!

Velma Than we'd have guessed.

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