In the Army Now - Unexpected Call About Migrating Geese
Bones Conway:
Jack! Get the phone.
Jack Kaufmann:
Who is it?
Bones:
It's a freak calling about wild geese migrating.
Christine Jones: [as Jack dials; pulls him near-naked out for everybody to see]
Bones!
Bones:
Wha- No, don't. Christine, don't. Look.
Christine:
Which way?
Bones:
Who cares?
Christine:
North or south?
Bones:
South.
Christine:
Yes! Yes, yes!
Bones:
What?
Christine: [sees Bones and Jack nonplussed]
You guys, don't you remember? About the code? So that if we got called up for active duty then we would know it was for real.
Bones:
It's gotta be a mistake.
Christine:
It's gotta be Chad.
Fred Ostroff:
Hello, Mama? It's Frederick. Uh, you sittin down?
Christine:
Chad is the African country, the one that Libya's about to invade.
Jack: [attendees groan]
Uh, turn off the music.
Fred:
Do you remember when you told me that every Black man should visit the motherland?
Christine:
Bones, why do you think I chose water purification?
Bones:
Mmm, is your brother a pool man?
Christine Jones:
No. It's because Chad is in a desert. And water purification is the Reserve occupation most likely to be called up if there's a desert war. And there's a desert war, and we're going!
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