Lou Taylor PucciQuotes

Lee: He won't die!

Billy: You wuss!

Lee: He's stronger than he looks!

Billy: Here! Stab him!

Lee: Where?

Billy: I don't know! In the stomach or something!

Lee: [stabs Charlie] Shit!

Charley Bratley: You stabbed me in the stomach!

Billy: Is it deep?

Lee: [to Charlie] Is it deep?

Charley Bratley: [pause] Fuck you!

Billy: [sighs] No, it's not deep.

Lee: Well, fucking pardon me!

Billy: [to Charlie] Hey, shitballs, come here. I want to show you something. Now, when you get to high school, if anyone tries to kick your ass - well, you're probably gonna get your ass kicked anyways, but if you weren't such a pussy, you could try this. Come at me, hit me in the chest.

Billy: No, really come at me like you got a pair.

Billy: Good! That was good!

Crystal Falls: Oh, my God, Billy! Are you hurt, Charlie?

Lee: He's about half your size, man.

Billy: Are you fucking kidding me? We fucking kidnapped this fucking kid! Am I the only person who fucking remembers that?

Lee: You're such a dick.

Mr. Parker: Those kids again, Lee?

Lee: We're doing a group project.

Mr. Parker: With them, Lee? You think they care what grades you get?

Lee: Mom...

Mr. Parker: Look, son, you let your grades go now, maybe you don't get into a top tier school.

Lee: Yeah.

Mr. Parker: You don't get into a top tier school, maybe you settle for a second-rate job. Maybe you don't have the life you want. Maybe each and every day you wake up and wanna crawl back into bed and tell the world to go to hell.

Mrs. Parker: We're just saying, you've worked too hard to blow it in your last year.

Mr. Parker: We've all worked hard together.

Louise: [[w:Prussi|Prussia; [w:1760s|1760-something; [w:New World|the New World; [w:Witch-hunt|women were hung for being witches for, like, a lot less than my quirks; [w:Death by burning|burning women at the stake; [w:1930s|the 1930s] So, this time in ], ], so I'm walking through the cemetery and they're digging up corpses, and the corpses would move from escaping gases and whatnot. And so they're, like, staking... dead people, calling them vampires. Nerve-wracking. So I left there. I'm in ] and ]. One colonial guy said I was aging well. No joke, I was on the first ship back to England. So, then I'm in France and they were, like, ] for having a moody day. So I catch a train to Germany in ], and, I mean, we all know what happened there, right?

Evan: Hey, Louise? Do you want to show me... what's your favorite museum here? We should go check it out.

Louise: Oh, okay.

Evan: Can we get some pizza first?

Louise: Of course, yeah.

Evạṇ: [''Observing painting''] Really pouring on the melodrama in this one. You look so different.

Louise: [[w:Ottoman Empịre|Ottomạṇ] Oh, yeah, my boyfriend before was a very unattractive ]. How many men are you a mix of?

Evan: You don't want to know.

Louise: I don't? Are you jealous, Evan?

Evan: No, but if every... you're 2,000 years old... ịf every 20 years...

Louise: Do you have a problem with how many men I slept with and my age?

Evan: [[w:fresco|the fresco] Okay, just in ] in the book I gave you.

Louise: None. I'm actually 22 years old in that painting.

Evan: You're a virgin in that painting?

Louise: Yes. Does that make you happy?

Evan: So, you really hated being martyred, huh?

Louise: [[w:Black Plague|the Black Plague] I was just a peasant posing for the scene. After ], I think I was just happy I wasn't scrubbing bodily fluids.

Evan: I have just one question. Who the fuck is this guy?

Louise: Where do you think I got these fingers from?

Evan: [[w:Ottoman empire|an Ottoman peasant] You're still really pretty as ]. Look at... look at this guy. He's like... "Stop! Stop hitting me!

Louise: I wanted to show you something even older than me.

Evan: [[w:The Learning Channel|The Learning Channel; [w:bomb shelter|a bomb shelter; [w:World War II|World War II] I saw this on ]. It was ] during ].

Louise: Yeah, mention World War II and every American becomes a historian.

Evan: Oh, do they? Well, we watch movies. Lots of them. So, um, what happens when... when this goes down?

Louise: This body dies and the cells recreate a new one.

Evan: And what if you use your adult cells?

Louise: Then... then I'd look exactly the same, just pregnant, and that would be horrifying.

Evan: How much time do you have left?

Louise: [[w:equinox|the equinox] Until ]. Sunrise, probably.

Evan: Your body knows when winter ends?

Louise: When I was little, time was measured differently, so all that bullshit with sun god and whatever, it never...

Evan: Cool, well, if you stay with me... I'll give something up, too. Smoking. We'll both end up like these guys.

Evan: You don't sound Italian, are you really from around here?

Louise: I understand about half of myself.

Evan: Then you're half magic.

Louise: I'm half undiscovered science, bunch of confusing biochemistry, and some crazy hormones.

Evan: You never got lonely?

Louise: Not since I met you.

Evan: So you've never been in love before?

Louise: I guess not.

Evan: Not in thousands of years?

Louise: I am not a sociopath, okay? I just have really bad luck.

Evan: Vampire, werewolf, zombie, witch or alien?

Evan: Sunrises and sunsets. Some things are just beautiful no matter what. And a constant reminder that you only get so many, so you gotta fuckin enjoy them.

Evan: Some pizza and a bottle of wine with the right person - that can make the shittiest day better.

Evan: When you're sick it makes you feel lucky for all the times that you were healthy.

Evan: I'd still like to grab coffee or something, sometime. Because I think you're the most attractive person I've ever seen. But that doesn't outweigh that you might be a mental patient and I gotta make sure that you're the kind of crazy I can deal with.

Danny Green: I drive, and wait for a storm to come and wash us all away. But it doesn't. It's a beautiful day. And it shouldn't be a beautiful day. I wait... but nothing happens to me. And for the first time, I feel like I am alone in the world. We made it. Two strangers with nothing left to say. Brian used to love this place. The hotel, the beach- they still look exactly the same. But they're just places now. I don't know what'll happen next. I don't know how long I'll live. But I know I will be alone.

Danny Green: [''In a mock narration''; ''Brian misses''] Brian Green steps up to the tee. He needs a hole-in-one here to get to the Masters, but he's really worried about his people finding out that he's GAY! Dude, my advice to you is to put the club down, wait 10 minutes... just never pick it up again.

Danny Green: The rules are simple. At least that's how my brother sees it. One, avoid the infected at all costs. Their breath is highly contagious. Two, disinfect anything they've touched in the last 24 hours. Three, the sick are already dead, they can't be saved. You break the rules, you die. You follow them, you live. Maybe.

Roland Taverner: So, why do you wanna kill yourself?

Martin Kefauver: I got drafted, dawg. Gotta go to Iraq, maybe Syria. Can't take that shit.

Pilot Abilene: Look, green you dream. Blue, in an hour you feel new. And you can forget all about Mellow Yellow and Agent Orange, cause hey, I'm giving you blood red. Do you bleed? I said, do you bleed?

Martin Kefauver: Yeah, dawg.

Pilot Abilene: Well, then you take the Blood train. You talk to God without seeing Him. You hear His voice and you see His disciples. They appear like... like angels under a sea of black umbrellas. Angels who can see through time.

Martin Kefauver: Thanks, dawg.

Eric: [possessed] He's coming.

David: [while patching up Natalie after she cuts off her arm] Everything's gonna be okay. You're fine.

Eric: Your girlfriend just cut her fucking arm off! Does that sound fine?!

Eric: [after seeing Olivia, who is possessed after cutting out her cheek] Oh, my god! Why the fuck did you do that?

Olivia: [worried] I.. um? I...? I gave her sedatives so she should be out for a couple of hours. But... fuck, her burns are serious. Like, second, third degree.

Eric: This is so wrong.

Olivia: Well, nobody could have known she would do something so twisted!

Natalie: No, you should have known! We've all been following your lead since we got here! We should have left when Mia wanted to.

David: [to Natalie; turns to everybody] Baby, please. Okay, let's not lose our heads, okay? With any luck, it'll stop raining in a couple of hours, and we'll be able to cross the creek in the morning and we'll take her to a hospital, okay? Everything's gonna be fine.

Eric: Everything's gonna be fine"? Everything's gonna be fine. I don't know if you've noticed this, but nothing has been fine. And everything's been getting worse every second.

Eric: [reading from the Naturom Demonto] Kunda... Estrata... Montose... Conda.