Lou Taylor Pucci Quotes

Spring

A Cemetery Tale and Unexpected Adventures

Louise So, this time in ], ], so I'm walking through the cemetery and they're digging up corpses, and the corpses would move from escaping gases and whatnot. And so they're, like, staking... dead people, calling them vampires. Nerve-wracking. So I left there. I'm in ] and ]. One colonial guy said I was aging well. No joke, I was on the first ship back to England. So, then I'm in France and they were, like, ] for having a moody day. So I catch a train to Germany in ], and, I mean, we all know what happened there, right?

Evan Hey, Louise? Do you want to show me... what's your favorite museum here? We should go check it out.

Louise Oh, okay.

Evan Can we get some pizza first?

Louise Of course, yeah.

Evạṇ Really pouring on the melodrama in this one. You look so different.

[''Observing painting'']

Louise Oh, yeah, my boyfriend before was a very unattractive ]. How many men are you a mix of?

[[w:Ottoman Empịre|Ottomạṇ]

Evan You don't want to know.

Louise I don't? Are you jealous, Evan?

Evan No, but if every... you're 2,000 years old... ịf every 20 years...

Louise Do you have a problem with how many men I slept with and my age?

Evan Okay, just in ] in the book I gave you.

[[w:fresco|the fresco]

Louise None. I'm actually 22 years old in that painting.

Evan You're a virgin in that painting?

Louise Yes. Does that make you happy?

Evan So, you really hated being martyred, huh?

Louise I was just a peasant posing for the scene. After ], I think I was just happy I wasn't scrubbing bodily fluids.

[[w:Black Plague|the Black Plague]

Evan I have just one question. Who the fuck is this guy?

Louise Where do you think I got these fingers from?

Evan You're still really pretty as ]. Look at... look at this guy. He's like... "Stop! Stop hitting me!

[[w:Ottoman empire|an Ottoman peasant]

Louise I wanted to show you something even older than me.

Evan I saw this on ]. It was ] during ].

[[w:The Learning Channel|The Learning Channel; [w:bomb shelter|a bomb shelter; [w:World War II|World War II]

Louise Yeah, mention World War II and every American becomes a historian.

Evan Oh, do they? Well, we watch movies. Lots of them. So, um, what happens when... when this goes down?

Louise This body dies and the cells recreate a new one.

Evan And what if you use your adult cells?

Louise Then... then I'd look exactly the same, just pregnant, and that would be horrifying.

Evan How much time do you have left?

Louise Until ]. Sunrise, probably.

[[w:equinox|the equinox]

Evan Your body knows when winter ends?

Louise When I was little, time was measured differently, so all that bullshit with sun god and whatever, it never...

Evan Cool, well, if you stay with me... I'll give something up, too. Smoking. We'll both end up like these guys.

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Spring

Connection Overcomes Loneliness

Evan You never got lonely?

Louise Not since I met you.

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Evil Dead

Unexpected Reactions in a Crisis Situation

Eric Oh, my god! Why the fuck did you do that?

[after seeing Olivia, who is possessed after cutting out her cheek]

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Evil Dead

A Warning of Impending Danger

Eric He's coming.

[possessed]

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The Chumscrubber

Debate on Strength and Survival

Lee He won't die!

Billy You wuss!

Lee He's stronger than he looks!

Billy Here! Stab him!

Lee Where?

Billy I don't know! In the stomach or something!

Lee Shit!

[stabs Charlie]

Charley Bratley You stabbed me in the stomach!

Billy Is it deep?

Lee Is it deep?

[to Charlie]

Charley Bratley Fuck you!

[pause]

Billy No, it's not deep.

[sighs]

Lee Well, fucking pardon me!

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Evil Dead

Tension Escalates Amidst a Crisis

David Everything's gonna be okay. You're fine.

[while patching up Natalie after she cuts off her arm]

Eric Your girlfriend just cut her fucking arm off! Does that sound fine?!

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Spring

Appreciating Health Through Illness

Evan When you're sick it makes you feel lucky for all the times that you were healthy.

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Spring

Embracing the Beauty of Life's Moments

Evan Sunrises and sunsets. Some things are just beautiful no matter what. And a constant reminder that you only get so many, so you gotta fuckin enjoy them.

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Spring

Exploring Love and Bad Luck Over Time

Evan So you've never been in love before?

Louise I guess not.

Evan Not in thousands of years?

Louise I am not a sociopath, okay? I just have really bad luck.

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Spring

Finding Joy in Simple Pleasures

Evan Some pizza and a bottle of wine with the right person - that can make the shittiest day better.

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Southland Tales

Dreams and Reality in a Colorful Metaphor

Pilot Abilene Look, green you dream. Blue, in an hour you feel new. And you can forget all about Mellow Yellow and Agent Orange, cause hey, I'm giving you blood red. Do you bleed? I said, do you bleed?

Martin Kefauver Yeah, dawg.

Pilot Abilene Well, then you take the Blood train. You talk to God without seeing Him. You hear His voice and you see His disciples. They appear like... like angels under a sea of black umbrellas. Angels who can see through time.

Martin Kefauver Thanks, dawg.

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Carriers

Survival Rules in a Contagious World

Danny Green The rules are simple. At least that's how my brother sees it. One, avoid the infected at all costs. Their breath is highly contagious. Two, disinfect anything they've touched in the last 24 hours. Three, the sick are already dead, they can't be saved. You break the rules, you die. You follow them, you live. Maybe.

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Spring

Attraction and Caution in Relationships

Evan I'd still like to grab coffee or something, sometime. Because I think you're the most attractive person I've ever seen. But that doesn't outweigh that you might be a mental patient and I gotta make sure that you're the kind of crazy I can deal with.

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Carriers

Facing Isolation in a Beautiful World

Danny Green I drive, and wait for a storm to come and wash us all away. But it doesn't. It's a beautiful day. And it shouldn't be a beautiful day. I wait... but nothing happens to me. And for the first time, I feel like I am alone in the world. We made it. Two strangers with nothing left to say. Brian used to love this place. The hotel, the beach- they still look exactly the same. But they're just places now. I don't know what'll happen next. I don't know how long I'll live. But I know I will be alone.

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The Chumscrubber

Concerns About Group Project Partners

Mr. Parker Those kids again, Lee?

Lee We're doing a group project.

Mr. Parker With them, Lee? You think they care what grades you get?

Lee Mom...

Mr. Parker Look, son, you let your grades go now, maybe you don't get into a top tier school.

Lee Yeah.

Mr. Parker You don't get into a top tier school, maybe you settle for a second-rate job. Maybe you don't have the life you want. Maybe each and every day you wake up and wanna crawl back into bed and tell the world to go to hell.

Mrs. Parker We're just saying, you've worked too hard to blow it in your last year.

Mr. Parker We've all worked hard together.

Evil Dead

Consequences of Ignoring Warning Signs

Olivia I.. um? I...? I gave her sedatives so she should be out for a couple of hours. But... fuck, her burns are serious. Like, second, third degree.

[worried]

Eric This is so wrong.

Olivia Well, nobody could have known she would do something so twisted!

Natalie No, you should have known! We've all been following your lead since we got here! We should have left when Mia wanted to.

David Baby, please. Okay, let's not lose our heads, okay? With any luck, it'll stop raining in a couple of hours, and we'll be able to cross the creek in the morning and we'll take her to a hospital, okay? Everything's gonna be fine.

[to Natalie; turns to everybody]

Eric Everything's gonna be fine"? Everything's gonna be fine. I don't know if you've noticed this, but nothing has been fine. And everything's been getting worse every second.

Carriers

Advice on Overcoming Fear and Pressure

Danny Green Brian Green steps up to the tee. He needs a hole-in-one here to get to the Masters, but he's really worried about his people finding out that he's GAY! Dude, my advice to you is to put the club down, wait 10 minutes... just never pick it up again.

[''In a mock narration''; ''Brian misses'']

Southland Tales

Struggles of Duty and Despair

Roland Taverner So, why do you wanna kill yourself?

Martin Kefauver I got drafted, dawg. Gotta go to Iraq, maybe Syria. Can't take that shit.

The Chumscrubber

High School Lessons in Toughness and Resilience

Billy Hey, shitballs, come here. I want to show you something. Now, when you get to high school, if anyone tries to kick your ass - well, you're probably gonna get your ass kicked anyways, but if you weren't such a pussy, you could try this. Come at me, hit me in the chest.

[to Charlie]

Billy No, really come at me like you got a pair.

Billy Good! That was good!

Crystal Falls Oh, my God, Billy! Are you hurt, Charlie?

Lee He's about half your size, man.

Billy Are you fucking kidding me? We fucking kidnapped this fucking kid! Am I the only person who fucking remembers that?

Lee You're such a dick.

Evil Dead

Chanting Ancient Words in Terror

Eric Kunda... Estrata... Montose... Conda.

[reading from the Naturom Demonto]

Spring

Exploring Self-Discovery and Inner Complexity

Louise I understand about half of myself.

Evan Then you're half magic.

Louise I'm half undiscovered science, bunch of confusing biochemistry, and some crazy hormones.

Spring

Questioning Supernatural Creatures and Their Existence

Evan Vampire, werewolf, zombie, witch or alien?

Spring

Questioning Identity and Authenticity in Conversation

Evan You don't sound Italian, are you really from around here?

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