Splash - The Science of Drinking and Body Weight
Freddie:
You see, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio. How drunk you get is caused by the amount of alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. You see my point? It's not that you had too much to drink. You're just too skinny.
Freddie:
Bartender! Another round for my friend and I here!
Allen:
No, no, Freddie! I don't want to get drunk!
Freddie:
But you are drunk. You see, a sober person would have reached for the pretzels.
Bartender:
Is he gonna be up there all day?
Freddie:
I don't know.
Allen: [coming to]
Ohh... I'm on the bar!
Freddie:
Oh, you're on the bar. Here, let me help you down.
Freddie:
Uh-oh, you fell.
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