Memorable Quotes from Lou Tiano
1 quoteThe Science of Drinking and Body Weight
Freddie
You see, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio. How drunk you get is caused by the amount of alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. You see my point? It's not that you had too much to drink. You're just too skinny.
Freddie
Bartender! Another round for my friend and I here!
Allen
No, no, Freddie! I don't want to get drunk!
Freddie
But you are drunk. You see, a sober person would have reached for the pretzels.
Bartender
Is he gonna be up there all day?
Freddie
I don't know.
Allen
Ohh... I'm on the bar!
[coming to]
Freddie
Oh, you're on the bar. Here, let me help you down.
Freddie
Uh-oh, you fell.
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