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Lou Wilson is a former cast member at CollegeHumor. He is a part of Dropout's Dungeons & Dragons actual play show Dimension 20 and appears in other Dropout shows like Adventuring Academy and Game Changer. Lou also works as a writer and the on-air announcer for Jimmy Kimmel Live! and appears in American Vandal, The King of Staten Island, and The Guest Book.
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Discussion on a Painful Tattoo Experience
Igor:
That looks really good.
Scott:
I wish you’d let me do something cooler but yeah. We see the tattoo, a smiley face captioned “Unfollow Me.”
Igor:
Fuck no. That hurt so bad.
Oscar:
Another dumb tattoo.
Scott:
I like the pain. The pain’s the whole point of getting tattoos. Don’t you just love when you get a tattoo and it hits the bone and pinches a nerve and you’re like “Ah!”
Igor:
I’m not a fan of the pain.
Richie:
You shouldn’t let him do it to you. He’s inconsistent.
Oscar:
That tattoo’s dumb.
Igor:
Y’all should’ve told me when you saw the design.
Oscar:
It says “Unfollow Me.” You don’t even have that many followers.
Igor:
Carla follows me.
Richie:
Bro, she’s imaginary!
Richie:
How many times do we have to say this? Oscar punches a bug.
Oscar:
I hate bugs, dog. I’m a gangster!
Scott:
That’s a bee, bro!
Oscar:
There’s a kid down there. Yo, kid!
Scott:
Oh shit, there is a kid.
Oscar:
What’re you doing? You hanging out on the beach? Come here. Don’t be shy. No stranger danger here. I’m not gonna touch you.
Scott:
What’s up, pal?
Oscar:
What’re you doing?
Harold:
Looking for my friend.
Scott: [''Mocks'']
Looking for my friend.
Oscar:
You wanna be friends with us? We’re the good guys.
Scott:
You can hang out with us.
Oscar: [''[[w:Fist bump|Extends fist; ''Oscar and Harold bump fists and Harold spots Scott’s tattoo gun'']
Lemme get some of that. Put it here. You gang. Part of the gang.
Harold:
What’s that?
Scott:
It’s a tattoo gun. I was giving the homies tattoos.
Harold:
I want a tattoo.
Scott:
Sure young guy. You want a tattoo?
Harold:
Yeah.
Oscar:
Kid wants a tattoo. That’s my guy right there.
Igor:
You can’t give him a tattoo. He’s a little kid.
Scott:
I gotta practice on something. He seems old enough.
Oscar:
You a tough guy?
Harold:
Yeah.
Oscar: [''Flexing arms''; ''Harold flexes arms'']
You’re a badass. Come on, show those muscles kid. Come on, both arms. Put ‘em up.
Oscar:
There we go. What’s your name?
Harold:
Harold.
Oscar:
I’m gonna call you Harry.
Harold:
Don’t. It’s Harold.
Richie:
Hell yeah.
Oscar:
I like this kid. I need him in my life. He has structure.
Igor:
I don’t think that’s a good idea.
Scott:
We don’t listen to anything you say.
Oscar:
Why do you even try to give us advice?
Scott:
What do you want a tattoo of?
Harold: [[w:The Punisher|The Punisher]
].
Scott:
The Punisher?
Oscar: [''Scott shows his phone to Harold'']
That’s tough, man. He could’ve said anything. He said The Punisher.
Scott:
I can do that. Is that it?
Harold:
Yeah that’s him.
Scott:
Are you sure?
Harold:
Yes.
Scott:
Do I have your legal permission to do this?
Harold:
Yes.
Scott:
That’s good enough for me. How about you guys?
Oscar:
Holds up in court.
Scott:
You guys heard it.
Igor:
He can’t give consent! He’s ten.
Scott:
Now hold still, okay? Because it is permanent.
Igor:
Guys, stop.
Oscar:
Put your game face on.
Scott:
Don’t worry, dude. This’ll just be on you for the rest of your life.
Harold:
I DON’T WANNA DO IT! I DON’T WANNA!
Scott: [''Harold runs away'']
I gotta finish it. Now there’s just a line. You’re gonna look stupid.
Richie:
Run little man, run!
Oscar:
Goddamn it. I fucking believed in that kid.
Scott:
He seemed so tough at first but then immediately wasn’t.
Oscar:
That’s why I don’t fuck with millennials.
Scott:
Again, we are the millennials.
Oscar:
You keep saying that but I don’t know what that means.
Igor:
I regret my friendship with you guys.
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