Luke Baines

Jesus: [[w:defecation|I'm taking a shit!; ''Sam grabs Jesus' leg and drags him off toilet''; ''Sam punches and slaps Jesus''] What the fuck, man?! ] Get the fuck off me!

Sam: Huh, huh?! Why'd you put a code in the song?!

Jesus: What are you talking about?!

Sam: What are the tunnels for?!

Jesus: [''Sam punches him and Jesus groans''] What?! Ow! Why are you hitting me?!

Sam: Your song; Turning Teeth, there's a fucking code in it! I need to know, why you put it in there, and what the fuck it means!

Jesus: [''Groans''] Help!

Sam: [''Grunts''] Fucking tell me, eh?!

Jesus: [''Sam twists Jesus' hand and he groans''] I don't know anything about a code!

Sam: How could you not know?! You wrote the fucking song!

Jesus: No, I didn't! I wrote most of them but not that one!

Sam: Bullshit!

Jesus: Honestly! The label gave me a few songs to record! The rest are all mine!

Sam: So, which songs did they give you?!

Jesus: Turning Teeth, Wire Mouth and Waltz of the Christian Shit Farmers!

Sam: That's all the hits!

Jesus: [''Sam twists Jesus' hands and he groans''] There's no reason to belittle me, man!

Sam: All right, who wrote the song?!

Jesus: They were delivered to me anonymously! I- I got a call from someone at the label. They said not to ask any questions, but, if I didn't record the songs, I'd lose my contract!

Sam: You're telling me you don't know who wrote your own hit song?

Jesus: He didn't give me a name, no! He just said it was an important piece of music by the songwriter!

Sam: The songwriter"?!

Jesus: Yeah, the songwriter!