Memorable Quotes from Luke Baines
1 quoteConfusion Over Hidden Messages and Tunnels
Jesus
What the fuck, man?! ] Get the fuck off me!
[[w:defecation|I'm taking a shit!; ''Sam grabs Jesus' leg and drags him off toilet''; ''Sam punches and slaps Jesus'']
Sam
Huh, huh?! Why'd you put a code in the song?!
Jesus
What are you talking about?!
Sam
What are the tunnels for?!
Jesus
What?! Ow! Why are you hitting me?!
[''Sam punches him and Jesus groans'']
Sam
Your song; Turning Teeth, there's a fucking code in it! I need to know, why you put it in there, and what the fuck it means!
Jesus
Help!
[''Groans'']
Sam
Fucking tell me, eh?!
[''Grunts'']
Jesus
I don't know anything about a code!
[''Sam twists Jesus' hand and he groans'']
Sam
How could you not know?! You wrote the fucking song!
Jesus
No, I didn't! I wrote most of them but not that one!
Sam
Bullshit!
Jesus
Honestly! The label gave me a few songs to record! The rest are all mine!
Sam
So, which songs did they give you?!
Jesus
Turning Teeth, Wire Mouth and Waltz of the Christian Shit Farmers!
Sam
That's all the hits!
Jesus
There's no reason to belittle me, man!
[''Sam twists Jesus' hands and he groans'']
Sam
All right, who wrote the song?!
Jesus
They were delivered to me anonymously! I- I got a call from someone at the label. They said not to ask any questions, but, if I didn't record the songs, I'd lose my contract!
Sam
You're telling me you don't know who wrote your own hit song?
Jesus
He didn't give me a name, no! He just said it was an important piece of music by the songwriter!
Sam
The songwriter"?!
Jesus
Yeah, the songwriter!
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