The King of Staten Island - The Importance of Small Goodbyes
Scott Carlin:
Anyway, have a great day at school, ahh... . I hope its not shitty, and... umm... yea... give your sister a kiss goodbye.
Harold:
We don't do that.
Scott Carlin: [''Harold kisses Kelly on the forehead'']
Just do it. See, wasn't that nice? Now if she dies tomorrow, you'll remember that, that you kissed her goodbye. Have a good day at school.
Harold:
Later man.
Scott Carlin:
Pay attention.
Kelly:
Why would I die?
Scott Carlin:
I dunno... you never know what is going to happen. You think you're immortal?
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The King of Staten Island - Confrontation Over Ownership and Identity
Gina:
No, I'm not fucking letting you take em. Fuck you. Who the fuck are you?
Scott:
Yeah, I- I agree with you completely. Why... cause that... It was Ray's idea. I don't think I should be taking them, either. I agree with you.
Gina:
Are you a weirdo?
Scott:
Oh, the weirdest. Nobody's weirder than me.
Gina:
See, a weirdo wouldn't say that. A weirdo would deny it.
Scott:
So, do I have to take em or...?
Gina:
Yes. God, no. I mean, Ray was supposed to do it. I can't fucking do it. Their schools start half an hour apart on the other side of town. So, your mom is banging my ex?
Scott:
Yeah, I'm not thrilled about it, either.
Gina:
Yeah, well, you shouldn't be. Harold. Kelly. Come here. Come here. There's something, something kind of fun. Come here. Come here.
Scott:
Oh, hey, man.
Gina:
So, this is Harold, and this is Kelly. And, uh, this is...
Scott:
Scott.
Gina:
Scott. He's gonna be taking care of you. Okay? It...
Harold:
Nice to meet you, Scott.
Scott:
Hi, Harold. It's nice to meet you. For the very first time.
Gina:
If he does anything weird, you tell me. Even if he tells you not to tell me, you tell me. I'm pretty sure he's not weird, but I could be wrong. Kay? Love you. Okay.
Harold:
Love you, Mom.
Gina:
Seriously.
Kelly: [''Scott walks off with Harold and Kelly'']
Love you, Mom. Bye.
Gina:
Pay attention.
Scott:
Got it.
Gina:
Hold both their hands! Thank you. Look both ways!
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The King of Staten Island - Unexpected Tattoo Encounter in the Woods
Raymond:
Hello, my name is Raymond Bishop. This is my son, Harold. Say hello, Harold.
Harold:
I’m sorry.
Margie:
What’s going on?!
Raymond:
It seems your son was down in the woods giving out free tattoos and my son was one of his victims!
Margie:
I don’t understand! How do you know it was my son?! How did you get this address?!
Raymond:
I have my ways. Believe me, I have my ways.
Margie:
You a cop?!
Raymond: [''Grabs Harold's right arm and holds it up'']
No I’m a fireman. I work for a living. Look at this! You believe this?! See that there?! See that line?! I don’t know if you burn these off or what but we’re taking care of this and you’re paying for it, you understand me?!
Margie: [''To Raymond''; [w:Tattoo removal|an aesthetic laser]
Scott! I’m so sorry. There’s ] at the hospital where I work and it can completely remove it! I get a discount! I’m gonna pay for the whole thing! I don’t know what I’m saying! I feel terrible!
Raymond:
You should feel terrible! Look at that!
Scott: [Pokes his head of his room, sees Ray and tries to run away]
What’s up? Oh fuck!
Raymond:
There he is! Get your ass over here!
Scott:
Hey, he said he was eighteen!
Raymond:
He looks like he’s four you fucking moron!
Scott:
He consented!
Harold:
He’s lying!
Scott:
Harold, come on!
Raymond:
Of course he’s lying! You can’t have consent! He’s nine years old!
Harold:
Dad, let’s go! You’re embarrassing me!
Raymond:
We’re not going anywhere! He’s just a little kid! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Scott:
He was roaming around in the woods, he wanted a tattoo! Where were you?!
Raymond:
I was at fucking work!
Scott:
Fuck you!
Raymond:
If I was you I would shut your fucking mouth because I can call the cops right now and have your ass thrown in jail!
Scott:
For what?!
Raymond:
For sticking needles in a kid’s arm, you fucking dope! Did you even raise him? Did you even raise him?!
Margie:
There’s no reason to call the cops! I can handle this and I can also handle disciplining him!
Raymond:
Well clearly you can’t or you wouldn’t have a middle-aged son still living at home, tattooing minors against their will.
Harold:
I asked him to do it.
Scott:
That’s right. That’s my man.
Raymond:
Go wait in the car, Harold. And don’t raise your voice at me either.
Scott:
Later Harold.
Raymond:
Don’t say goodbye to my kid.
Raymond:
Look both ways! Look both ways!
Harold:
I am!
Raymond:
Watch your mouth!
Margie: [''To Scott'']
Go to your room!
Scott: [''Scott leaves'']
For your information I am not middle-aged. I am a twenty-four year old man and I am going to my room because I fucking want to!
Raymond:
What kind of animal are you raising in this house? I’m bringing you the bill, I don’t care what it costs. I mean what the fuck is going on around here?
Margie:
Just give me a day to arrange the laser!
Raymond:
You know something?! Is his father home?! Where’s his dad?! I don’t want to fucking yell at you!
Margie:
He’s deceased.
Raymond:
Well I’m sorry for your loss. I’m sure if he was still around he would agree with the fact that you should still pay for it.
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The King of Staten Island - Discussion on a Painful Tattoo Experience
Igor:
That looks really good.
Scott:
I wish you’d let me do something cooler but yeah. We see the tattoo, a smiley face captioned “Unfollow Me.”
Igor:
Fuck no. That hurt so bad.
Oscar:
Another dumb tattoo.
Scott:
I like the pain. The pain’s the whole point of getting tattoos. Don’t you just love when you get a tattoo and it hits the bone and pinches a nerve and you’re like “Ah!”
Igor:
I’m not a fan of the pain.
Richie:
You shouldn’t let him do it to you. He’s inconsistent.
Oscar:
That tattoo’s dumb.
Igor:
Y’all should’ve told me when you saw the design.
Oscar:
It says “Unfollow Me.” You don’t even have that many followers.
Igor:
Carla follows me.
Richie:
Bro, she’s imaginary!
Richie:
How many times do we have to say this? Oscar punches a bug.
Oscar:
I hate bugs, dog. I’m a gangster!
Scott:
That’s a bee, bro!
Oscar:
There’s a kid down there. Yo, kid!
Scott:
Oh shit, there is a kid.
Oscar:
What’re you doing? You hanging out on the beach? Come here. Don’t be shy. No stranger danger here. I’m not gonna touch you.
Scott:
What’s up, pal?
Oscar:
What’re you doing?
Harold:
Looking for my friend.
Scott: [''Mocks'']
Looking for my friend.
Oscar:
You wanna be friends with us? We’re the good guys.
Scott:
You can hang out with us.
Oscar: [''[[w:Fist bump|Extends fist; ''Oscar and Harold bump fists and Harold spots Scott’s tattoo gun'']
Lemme get some of that. Put it here. You gang. Part of the gang.
Harold:
What’s that?
Scott:
It’s a tattoo gun. I was giving the homies tattoos.
Harold:
I want a tattoo.
Scott:
Sure young guy. You want a tattoo?
Harold:
Yeah.
Oscar:
Kid wants a tattoo. That’s my guy right there.
Igor:
You can’t give him a tattoo. He’s a little kid.
Scott:
I gotta practice on something. He seems old enough.
Oscar:
You a tough guy?
Harold:
Yeah.
Oscar: [''Flexing arms''; ''Harold flexes arms'']
You’re a badass. Come on, show those muscles kid. Come on, both arms. Put ‘em up.
Oscar:
There we go. What’s your name?
Harold:
Harold.
Oscar:
I’m gonna call you Harry.
Harold:
Don’t. It’s Harold.
Richie:
Hell yeah.
Oscar:
I like this kid. I need him in my life. He has structure.
Igor:
I don’t think that’s a good idea.
Scott:
We don’t listen to anything you say.
Oscar:
Why do you even try to give us advice?
Scott:
What do you want a tattoo of?
Harold: [[w:The Punisher|The Punisher]
].
Scott:
The Punisher?
Oscar: [''Scott shows his phone to Harold'']
That’s tough, man. He could’ve said anything. He said The Punisher.
Scott:
I can do that. Is that it?
Harold:
Yeah that’s him.
Scott:
Are you sure?
Harold:
Yes.
Scott:
Do I have your legal permission to do this?
Harold:
Yes.
Scott:
That’s good enough for me. How about you guys?
Oscar:
Holds up in court.
Scott:
You guys heard it.
Igor:
He can’t give consent! He’s ten.
Scott:
Now hold still, okay? Because it is permanent.
Igor:
Guys, stop.
Oscar:
Put your game face on.
Scott:
Don’t worry, dude. This’ll just be on you for the rest of your life.
Harold:
I DON’T WANNA DO IT! I DON’T WANNA!
Scott: [''Harold runs away'']
I gotta finish it. Now there’s just a line. You’re gonna look stupid.
Richie:
Run little man, run!
Oscar:
Goddamn it. I fucking believed in that kid.
Scott:
He seemed so tough at first but then immediately wasn’t.
Oscar:
That’s why I don’t fuck with millennials.
Scott:
Again, we are the millennials.
Oscar:
You keep saying that but I don’t know what that means.
Igor:
I regret my friendship with you guys.
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