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Luke David Blumm Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Luke David Blumm

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The King of Staten Island
The Importance of Small Goodbyes
Scott Carlin Anyway, have a great day at school, ahh... . I hope its not shitty, and... umm... yea... give your sister a kiss goodbye.
Harold We don't do that.
Scott Carlin Just do it. See, wasn't that nice? Now if she dies tomorrow, you'll remember that, that you kissed her goodbye. Have a good day at school.
[''Harold kisses Kelly on the forehead'']
Harold Later man.
Scott Carlin Pay attention.
Kelly Why would I die?
Scott Carlin I dunno... you never know what is going to happen. You think you're immortal?
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The King of Staten Island
Confrontation Over Ownership and Identity
Gina No, I'm not fucking letting you take em. Fuck you. Who the fuck are you?
Scott Yeah, I- I agree with you completely. Why... cause that... It was Ray's idea. I don't think I should be taking them, either. I agree with you.
Gina Are you a weirdo?
Scott Oh, the weirdest. Nobody's weirder than me.
Gina See, a weirdo wouldn't say that. A weirdo would deny it.
Scott So, do I have to take em or...?
Gina Yes. God, no. I mean, Ray was supposed to do it. I can't fucking do it. Their schools start half an hour apart on the other side of town. So, your mom is banging my ex?
Scott Yeah, I'm not thrilled about it, either.
Gina Yeah, well, you shouldn't be. Harold. Kelly. Come here. Come here. There's something, something kind of fun. Come here. Come here.
Scott Oh, hey, man.
Gina So, this is Harold, and this is Kelly. And, uh, this is...
Scott Scott.
Gina Scott. He's gonna be taking care of you. Okay? It...
Harold Nice to meet you, Scott.
Scott Hi, Harold. It's nice to meet you. For the very first time.
Gina If he does anything weird, you tell me. Even if he tells you not to tell me, you tell me. I'm pretty sure he's not weird, but I could be wrong. Kay? Love you. Okay.
Harold Love you, Mom.
Gina Seriously.
Kelly Love you, Mom. Bye.
[''Scott walks off with Harold and Kelly'']
Gina Pay attention.
Scott Got it.
Gina Hold both their hands! Thank you. Look both ways!
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The King of Staten Island
Discussion on a Painful Tattoo Experience
Igor That looks really good.
Scott I wish you’d let me do something cooler but yeah. We see the tattoo, a smiley face captioned “Unfollow Me.”
Igor Fuck no. That hurt so bad.
Oscar Another dumb tattoo.
Scott I like the pain. The pain’s the whole point of getting tattoos. Don’t you just love when you get a tattoo and it hits the bone and pinches a nerve and you’re like “Ah!”
Igor I’m not a fan of the pain.
Richie You shouldn’t let him do it to you. He’s inconsistent.
Oscar That tattoo’s dumb.
Igor Y’all should’ve told me when you saw the design.
Oscar It says “Unfollow Me.” You don’t even have that many followers.
Igor Carla follows me.
Richie Bro, she’s imaginary!
Richie How many times do we have to say this? Oscar punches a bug.
Oscar I hate bugs, dog. I’m a gangster!
Scott That’s a bee, bro!
Oscar There’s a kid down there. Yo, kid!
Scott Oh shit, there is a kid.
Oscar What’re you doing? You hanging out on the beach? Come here. Don’t be shy. No stranger danger here. I’m not gonna touch you.
Scott What’s up, pal?
Oscar What’re you doing?
Harold Looking for my friend.
Scott Looking for my friend.
[''Mocks'']
Oscar You wanna be friends with us? We’re the good guys.
Scott You can hang out with us.
Oscar Lemme get some of that. Put it here. You gang. Part of the gang.
[''[[w:Fist bump|Extends fist; ''Oscar and Harold bump fists and Harold spots Scott’s tattoo gun'']
Harold What’s that?
Scott It’s a tattoo gun. I was giving the homies tattoos.
Harold I want a tattoo.
Scott Sure young guy. You want a tattoo?
Harold Yeah.
Oscar Kid wants a tattoo. That’s my guy right there.
Igor You can’t give him a tattoo. He’s a little kid.
Scott I gotta practice on something. He seems old enough.
Oscar You a tough guy?
Harold Yeah.
Oscar You’re a badass. Come on, show those muscles kid. Come on, both arms. Put ‘em up.
[''Flexing arms''; ''Harold flexes arms'']
Oscar There we go. What’s your name?
Harold Harold.
Oscar I’m gonna call you Harry.
Harold Don’t. It’s Harold.
Richie Hell yeah.
Oscar I like this kid. I need him in my life. He has structure.
Igor I don’t think that’s a good idea.
Scott We don’t listen to anything you say.
Oscar Why do you even try to give us advice?
Scott What do you want a tattoo of?
Harold ].
[[w:The Punisher|The Punisher]
Scott The Punisher?
Oscar That’s tough, man. He could’ve said anything. He said The Punisher.
[''Scott shows his phone to Harold'']
Scott I can do that. Is that it?
Harold Yeah that’s him.
Scott Are you sure?
Harold Yes.
Scott Do I have your legal permission to do this?
Harold Yes.
Scott That’s good enough for me. How about you guys?
Oscar Holds up in court.
Scott You guys heard it.
Igor He can’t give consent! He’s ten.
Scott Now hold still, okay? Because it is permanent.
Igor Guys, stop.
Oscar Put your game face on.
Scott Don’t worry, dude. This’ll just be on you for the rest of your life.
Harold I DON’T WANNA DO IT! I DON’T WANNA!
Scott I gotta finish it. Now there’s just a line. You’re gonna look stupid.
[''Harold runs away'']
Richie Run little man, run!
Oscar Goddamn it. I fucking believed in that kid.
Scott He seemed so tough at first but then immediately wasn’t.
Oscar That’s why I don’t fuck with millennials.
Scott Again, we are the millennials.
Oscar You keep saying that but I don’t know what that means.
Igor I regret my friendship with you guys.
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The King of Staten Island
Unexpected Tattoo Encounter in the Woods
Raymond Hello, my name is Raymond Bishop. This is my son, Harold. Say hello, Harold.
Harold I’m sorry.
Margie What’s going on?!
Raymond It seems your son was down in the woods giving out free tattoos and my son was one of his victims!
Margie I don’t understand! How do you know it was my son?! How did you get this address?!
Raymond I have my ways. Believe me, I have my ways.
Margie You a cop?!
Raymond No I’m a fireman. I work for a living. Look at this! You believe this?! See that there?! See that line?! I don’t know if you burn these off or what but we’re taking care of this and you’re paying for it, you understand me?!
[''Grabs Harold's right arm and holds it up'']
Margie Scott! I’m so sorry. There’s ] at the hospital where I work and it can completely remove it! I get a discount! I’m gonna pay for the whole thing! I don’t know what I’m saying! I feel terrible!
[''To Raymond''; [w:Tattoo removal|an aesthetic laser]
Raymond You should feel terrible! Look at that!
Scott What’s up? Oh fuck!
[Pokes his head of his room, sees Ray and tries to run away]
Raymond There he is! Get your ass over here!
Scott Hey, he said he was eighteen!
Raymond He looks like he’s four you fucking moron!
Scott He consented!
Harold He’s lying!
Scott Harold, come on!
Raymond Of course he’s lying! You can’t have consent! He’s nine years old!
Harold Dad, let’s go! You’re embarrassing me!
Raymond We’re not going anywhere! He’s just a little kid! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Scott He was roaming around in the woods, he wanted a tattoo! Where were you?!
Raymond I was at fucking work!
Scott Fuck you!
Raymond If I was you I would shut your fucking mouth because I can call the cops right now and have your ass thrown in jail!
Scott For what?!
Raymond For sticking needles in a kid’s arm, you fucking dope! Did you even raise him? Did you even raise him?!
Margie There’s no reason to call the cops! I can handle this and I can also handle disciplining him!
Raymond Well clearly you can’t or you wouldn’t have a middle-aged son still living at home, tattooing minors against their will.
Harold I asked him to do it.
Scott That’s right. That’s my man.
Raymond Go wait in the car, Harold. And don’t raise your voice at me either.
Scott Later Harold.
Raymond Don’t say goodbye to my kid.
Raymond Look both ways! Look both ways!
Harold I am!
Raymond Watch your mouth!
Margie Go to your room!
[''To Scott'']
Scott For your information I am not middle-aged. I am a twenty-four year old man and I am going to my room because I fucking want to!
[''Scott leaves'']
Raymond What kind of animal are you raising in this house? I’m bringing you the bill, I don’t care what it costs. I mean what the fuck is going on around here?
Margie Just give me a day to arrange the laser!
Raymond You know something?! Is his father home?! Where’s his dad?! I don’t want to fucking yell at you!
Margie He’s deceased.
Raymond Well I’m sorry for your loss. I’m sure if he was still around he would agree with the fact that you should still pay for it.
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