Memorable Quotes from Lynne Koplitz
2 quotesFuture Aspirations of Young Adults
Scott
What's up, Todd?
Todd
What's up, Scott?
Scott
You going to college, too, someday?
Todd
I'd like to, yeah. I'd go study law.
Scott
Oh, yeah? That's awesome, man. That sounds really cool. Do you have any weed?
Todd
I do.
Scott
Could I have some?
Todd
Definitely. I'll go grab it.
Scott
Cool. Thanks, Todd. Fucking home run, Todd.
[''Todd walks off'']
Joy
It makes me sad to think of my little sister sitting in that sad little house, waiting for her son to be perfect.
Marjorie
I'm not.
Joy
Then you're wasting all of this. All of it's getting wasted. You're a mess.
Marjorie
You're wasted.
Joy
Mom would be so disappoin... Mom would be disappointed in you.
Marjorie
You're the one who's always wasted.
Joy
You're wasting. It's like leaving food on the table. Come on. Let me take you out.
[''Chuckles derisively'']
Marjorie
It's so hard to meet people. I'm totally open.
Joy
No, it's... I mean, God... You're not open at all.
Marjorie
It's really hard to meet people.
Joy
You're a liar. You're not open. "Hard to meet people"?
Marjorie
I'm in the E.R. All I see is, like...
Joy
You meet... You meet a hundred people a night. People who were shot...
Marjorie
Yeah, they're shot. They're- they're, uh, they're criminals.
Joy
Stop limiting yourself.
Marjorie
Who am I gonna meet?
Joy
Stop limiting yourself.
Marjorie
But I'm at the hospital.
Joy
Yeah. They're not all criminals. You meet people at work. That's what it's...
Marjorie
Some of them are victims.
Joy
Doll...
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Considering Job Opportunities and Aspirations
Scott's cousin
You know, we could put you on two shifts a week, just-just, just to try it.
Scott
I don't need a job. I, uh, I got a contact at a tattoo shop. I'm- I'm hoping for an apprenticeship, so...
Joy
Then you're gonna need some money.
Scott's cousin
Yeah, some of these guys walk away with 80 bucks in tips.
Marjorie
Scott, your cousin's offering you a job. Consider it, okay?
Scott's cousin
If you're good at it, you can become a waiter.
Scott
Why are you offering me a job anyway?
Scott's cousin
Because I told your father I'd always look out for you.
Scott
How? He died suddenly in a fire. Uh, did you ask his ghost?
Joy
That's not witty, Scott.
Scott's cousin
Your dark sense of humor doesn't work for me.
Scott's uncle
I find it funny.
Joy
It's your sister's big day. Be a gentleman.
Scott's cousin
Okay, we lost a few guys in ].
[[w:U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement|an ICE raid]
Scott
Ah, shit. Sorry.
Joy
Maybe you should work and go to college.
Scott's uncle
College is bullshit!
Joy
Oh.
Scott's uncle
You know who went to ]? ]. You know who went to ]? ]. You know who else who went to Temple? ]. You know who went to ]? ]. You know who went to ]? ]. It's all a scam.
[[w:harvard University|Harvard; [w:Ted Kaczynzski|The Unabomber; [w:Temple University|Temple; [w:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby; [w:Ted Bundy|Ted Bundy; [w:Hofstra University|Hofstra; [w:Bernie Madoff|Bernie Madoff; [w:Wharton University|Wharton; [w:Donald Trump|Donald Trump]
Scott
Okay, well, maybe I shouldn't go, then.
Scott's uncle
Oh, no, you'll have the time of your life.
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