Lynne Koplitz Biography
Lynne Koplitz is an American stand-up comedian and actress. Koplitz was host of Telepictures' nationally syndicated dating show Change of Heart, guest host on NBC's Later, co-host of the Food Network's How to Boil Water, and co-host of Sony Pictures syndicated talk show Life and Style. Wikipedia
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Considering Job Opportunities and Aspirations
Scott's cousin:
You know, we could put you on two shifts a week, just-just, just to try it.
Scott:
I don't need a job. I, uh, I got a contact at a tattoo shop. I'm- I'm hoping for an apprenticeship, so...
Joy:
Then you're gonna need some money.
Scott's cousin:
Yeah, some of these guys walk away with 80 bucks in tips.
Marjorie:
Scott, your cousin's offering you a job. Consider it, okay?
Scott's cousin:
If you're good at it, you can become a waiter.
Scott:
Why are you offering me a job anyway?
Scott's cousin:
Because I told your father I'd always look out for you.
Scott:
How? He died suddenly in a fire. Uh, did you ask his ghost?
Joy:
That's not witty, Scott.
Scott's cousin:
Your dark sense of humor doesn't work for me.
Scott's uncle:
I find it funny.
Joy:
It's your sister's big day. Be a gentleman.
Scott's cousin: [[w:U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement|an ICE raid]
Okay, we lost a few guys in ].
Scott:
Ah, shit. Sorry.
Joy:
Maybe you should work and go to college.
Scott's uncle:
College is bullshit!
Joy:
Oh.
Scott's uncle: [[w:harvard University|Harvard; [w:Ted Kaczynzski|The Unabomber; [w:Temple University|Temple; [w:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby; [w:Ted Bundy|Ted Bundy; [w:Hofstra University|Hofstra; [w:Bernie Madoff|Bernie Madoff; [w:Wharton University|Wharton; [w:Donald Trump|Donald Trump]
You know who went to ]? ]. You know who went to ]? ]. You know who else who went to Temple? ]. You know who went to ]? ]. You know who went to ]? ]. It's all a scam.
Scott:
Okay, well, maybe I shouldn't go, then.
Scott's uncle:
Oh, no, you'll have the time of your life.
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