The Jerk - Excitement About Nothing and Self-Importance
Harry Hartounian:
Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.
Navin R. Johnson:
Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73: Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book every day! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity — your name in print — that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.
Madman: [thumbing through phone book at home]
Johnson, Navin R. Sounds like a typical bastard.
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The Jerk - Confrontation with a Gas Pumper
Madman:
Die, you random son of a bitch. Die, gas pumper!
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Harry and the Hendersons - Artistic Expression and Familial Conflict
George Henderson Sr.:
See? You're not the only artist in the family. How's that's for an arthritic old shooter, huh?
George Henderson:
What the hell did you do that for? It's my drawing! Why'd you change it?
George Henderson Sr.:
Cool down, George, it's just a piece of cardboard.
George Henderson:
Not to me. It means something to me! Can't you see that he means something to me?
George Henderson Sr.:
What the hell are you talking about?
George Henderson: [storms out]
The hell with it! I quit!
George Henderson Sr.:
Over this? You can't quit! We're too busy! Hey, what the hell's the matter with you?
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Christmas with the Kranks - A Photographer's Question Sparks Curiosity
Walt Scheel:
Well, if it isn't old Scrooge himself.
Luther Krank:
How do you think this photographer got this shot?
Walt Scheel:
What photographer?
Luther Krank:
The one who took this photograph.
Walt Scheel:
Oh, that one.
Luther Krank:
Yeah, that one.
Walt Scheel:
Well, he climbed up.
Luther Krank:
On your roof?
Walt Scheel:
Yeah.
Luther Krank:
Well, why did you do that?
Walt Scheel:
I don't know. He said he wanted to get a shot of the whole street.
Luther Krank:
At least you're consistent.
Walt Scheel:
I try to be, old man.
Luther Krank:
Stop that!
Walt Scheel:
Stop what?
Luther Krank:
Stop calling me old man! You're like 10 years older than me!
Walt Scheel:
Am I?
Luther Krank:
Yeah!
Walt Scheel:
Well, prove it!
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Christmas with the Kranks - A Conversation on Mutual Dislike
Walt Scheel:
Does this mean we have start being nice to each other?
Luther Krank:
Of course not.
Walt Scheel:
Good, cause I still don't like you that much.
Luther Krank:
Well, that's great. I'm not fond of you either.
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Calvary - The Unspoken Truth of Aging and Death
The Writer:
You know how you can tell when you're really getting old?
Father James:
How?
The Writer:
No-one ever says the word death around you any more.
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Blade Runner - Duality of Beauty and the Beast
Bryant:
Talk about beauty and the beast — she's both.
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Blade Runner - Authority and Identity in Blade Runner
Bryant:
Stop right where you are! You know the score, pal! If you're not cop, you're little people.
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