I Could Never Be Your Woman - Casting Rejection in the Entertainment Industry
TV executive:
Courtney Love?
Producer:
Drugged-out hag.
TV executive:
Faye Dunaway?
Producer:
Don't call us, we'll call you.
TV executive:
Sharon Stone?
Producer:
Hag.
TV executive:
Geena Davis?
Producer:
Hag.
TV executive:
Sigourney Weaver?
Producer:
Hag.
TV executive:
Kim Basinger?
Producer:
Hag.
TV executive:
Emma Thompson?
Producer:
Brit hag.
TV executive:
Susan Sarandon?
Producer:
Red state-alienating hag.
TV executive:
Meg Ryan?
Producer:
Too much plastic surgery.
TV executive:
Melanie Griffith?
Producer:
Way too much plastic surgery.
TV executive:
Patricia Heaton?
Producer:
Pointless plastic surgery.
TV executive:
Cher?
Producer:
Insurmountable amount of plastic surgery.
Rosie: [angrily; [man]
Listen, you little bird of a ]! Where do you come off insulting these women? How many hit songs did you sing? How many Oscars do you have? Could you look cute next to Warren Beatty? Or live with Don Johnson? Or act with Ted Danson? You're not worthy of kissing Cher's tattooed ass!
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The Brothers Grimm - Unexpected Misunderstanding Between Friends
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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End - Commanding the Ship's Crew
Hector Barbossa:
Trim that sail!
Jack Sparrow:
Trim that sail!
Hector Barbossa:
Slack windward brace!
Jack Sparrow:
Slack windward brace!
Hector Barbossa:
Haul the pennant line!
Jack Sparrow:
Haul the pennant line!
Hector Barbossa:
What are you doin'?
Jack Sparrow:
What are you doin'?
Hector Barbossa:
No, what are you doin'?
Jack Sparrow:
What are you doin'?
Hector Barbossa:
No! What ARRR-ee you doin'?
Jack Sparrow:
What are you doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Hector Barbossa:
The captain of the ship is givin orders.
Jack Sparrow:
My ship, makes me captain.
Hector Barbossa:
They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow:
Well, that makes you...chart man.
Pintel: [yelling fiercely; everyone. including Jack and Barbossa, stop what they're doing and stare at him; sheepishly]
STOW IT! THE BOTH OF YOU! THAT'S AN ORDER, UNDERSTAND?!?! Sorry. I just thought, with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry.
Ragetti: [to Pintel]
I'd vote for you.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl - Misunderstandings Amongst Pirates Over Identity
Bo'sun: [to Pintel and Ragetti]
You two! You brought us the wrong person!
Pintel:
No! She had the medallion. She was the proper age!
Ragetti:
She said her name was Turner. You heard her. I think she lied to us
Twigg:
You brought us here for nothing!
Barbossa:
I won't take questions or second guesses, not from the likes of you, Master Twigg.
Koehler:
Who's to blame? Every decision you've made has led us from bad to worse!
Mallot:
It was you who sent Bootstrap to the depths!
Bo'sun: [the cursed crew draw out their weapons and turn them on Barbossa]
And it's you who brought us here in the first place!
Barbossa: [drawing his own sword]
If any coward here dare challenge me, let him speak! Hmm?
Koehler:
I say we cut her throat and spill all her blood! Just in case.
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