Mackenzie Crook Biography
Paul Mackenzie Crook (born 29 September 1971) is a British actor and comedian. He shot to fame playing Gareth Keenan in the BBC sitcom The Office and went on to play Ragetti in the Pirates of the Caribbean films. More recently, he has written, directed and starred in the BBC4 sitcom Detectorists and the BBC1 revival of childrens' favourite, Worzel Gummidge.
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Casting Rejection in the Entertainment Industry
TV executive:
Courtney Love?
Producer:
Drugged-out hag.
TV executive:
Faye Dunaway?
Producer:
Don't call us, we'll call you.
TV executive:
Sharon Stone?
Producer:
Hag.
TV executive:
Geena Davis?
Producer:
Hag.
TV executive:
Sigourney Weaver?
Producer:
Hag.
TV executive:
Kim Basinger?
Producer:
Hag.
TV executive:
Emma Thompson?
Producer:
Brit hag.
TV executive:
Susan Sarandon?
Producer:
Red state-alienating hag.
TV executive:
Meg Ryan?
Producer:
Too much plastic surgery.
TV executive:
Melanie Griffith?
Producer:
Way too much plastic surgery.
TV executive:
Patricia Heaton?
Producer:
Pointless plastic surgery.
TV executive:
Cher?
Producer:
Insurmountable amount of plastic surgery.
Rosie: [angrily; [man]
Listen, you little bird of a ]! Where do you come off insulting these women? How many hit songs did you sing? How many Oscars do you have? Could you look cute next to Warren Beatty? Or live with Don Johnson? Or act with Ted Danson? You're not worthy of kissing Cher's tattooed ass!
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