Magda Szubanski Biography
Magdalene Mary Szubanski AO is an Australian television and film actress, comedian and writer. Szubanski's career started as a writer and performer of sketch comedy and has since progressed to production of TV, film acting, and musical theatre.
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Magda Szubanski Quotes
Observation on Inexperienced Individuals in Nature
Brozzie Drewitt:
The two blokes look like they've never been out of an office. The girl might chip a fingernail if she's not careful.
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Misery on a Beautiful Night
Fly: [Rex doesn't answer]
Rex? I know it was hard for you today, watching all that happening. But surely it's not worth all this misery. Please, darling. Not on such a beautiful night.
Rex: [gets up growling]
You...put these ideas into his head, two-faced traitorous WRETCH!!!
Farmer Hoggett: [Rex accidentally bites his hand]
Get down! Down, Rex! Rex...
Narrator:
A dark cloud had descended on the valley. And the pig felt that the dangers were all his fault. But he was certain, he knew how to set things right.
Babe: [in an attempt to apologize for being better than him]
Um, excuse me, sir. But I-I-I-I think all this trouble-
Vet:
Well, it's not distemper. Can't be rabies. Must be the hormones.
Esme Hoggett:
What about Hoggett's notion, the dog being jealous of the wee pig?
Vet:
Oh, I don't see that myself.
Esme Hoggett:
No. Then what have we done?
Vet:
Well, you can keep him locked up or snip, snip. I can do it Tuesday.
Arthur Hoggett:
No.
Vet:
Or Wednesday.
Esme Hoggett:
Hoggett doesn't want the dog operated on. He's a breeding dog.
Vet: [injects Rex]
Well, now, I can sedate him, of course, but he'll be useless as a working dog. Now I'm gonna give you some pills to put in his food.
Arthur Hoggett:
Good dog.
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