The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course - Observation on Inexperienced Individuals in Nature
Brozzie Drewitt:
The two blokes look like they've never been out of an office. The girl might chip a fingernail if she's not careful.
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Babe - Misery on a Beautiful Night
Fly: [Rex doesn't answer]
Rex? I know it was hard for you today, watching all that happening. But surely it's not worth all this misery. Please, darling. Not on such a beautiful night.
Rex: [gets up growling]
You...put these ideas into his head, two-faced traitorous WRETCH!!!
Farmer Hoggett: [Rex accidentally bites his hand]
Get down! Down, Rex! Rex...
Narrator:
A dark cloud had descended on the valley. And the pig felt that the dangers were all his fault. But he was certain, he knew how to set things right.
Babe: [in an attempt to apologize for being better than him]
Um, excuse me, sir. But I-I-I-I think all this trouble-
Vet:
Well, it's not distemper. Can't be rabies. Must be the hormones.
Esme Hoggett:
What about Hoggett's notion, the dog being jealous of the wee pig?
Vet:
Oh, I don't see that myself.
Esme Hoggett:
No. Then what have we done?
Vet:
Well, you can keep him locked up or snip, snip. I can do it Tuesday.
Arthur Hoggett:
No.
Vet:
Or Wednesday.
Esme Hoggett:
Hoggett doesn't want the dog operated on. He's a breeding dog.
Vet: [injects Rex]
Well, now, I can sedate him, of course, but he'll be useless as a working dog. Now I'm gonna give you some pills to put in his food.
Arthur Hoggett:
Good dog.
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Babe - Christmas Dinner Conversation in the Hoggett Family
Babe:
Fly, may I call you Mom?
Esme Hoggett:
Hello!
The Hoggetts son-in-law:
Hey, folks, how are you? Merry Christmas!
Esme Hoggett:
Merry Christmas! How's my favorite girl? Nanny has a jellybean. Give us a kiss. And guess what we're having for Christmas dinner? Roast pork.
The Hoggetts granddaughter:
I hate pork.
Maa:
Darn silly carry-on, if you ask me.
Horse:
The cat says they call it Christmas.
Ferdinand: [runs off in fear]
Christmas! Christmas dinner, yes. Dinner means death. Death means carnage! Christmas means carnage! CHRISTMAS MEANS CARNAGE!!
Maa:
Eating pigs! Blaah! Barbarians!
Babe: [runs up to Maa]
You're going back to the fields, Maa.
Maa:
Oh, young'un, tragic there ain't more of your kind. I'll be thinking of you always.
Babe:
I could come and visit you, Maa.
Maa: [gets yanked as the cart pulls forward, she follows]
I'd like that, but...well, we shouldn't hope for too much.
Babe: [humming the tune of "Jingle Bells"]
La la la, la la la, la la la lala. La la la, lala la la, lalala la la la la, hey!
Narrator:
And then, it was Christmas Eve, and time had run out for the pig.
Mrs. Hoggett:
Are you doing him tonight, then?
Farmer Hoggett:
Huh.
Mrs. Hoggett:
Sure. The blood will drain by morning.
Farmer Hoggett:
Pity.
Mrs. Hoggett:
What's that?
Farmer Hoggett:
Nothing.
Mrs. Hoggett:
What on earth are you rambling on about?
Farmer Hoggett:
Exchange to miss out on the best ham prize at next year's fair, is all. Nice plump haunches he's getting. Beautiful. Yet...silly to wait, I suppose so.
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Babe - Respecting Roles and Boundaries Among Animals
Rex: [sighs]
It was my mistake. I was trying to loosen facts up a little. But, no. Today proves that it doesn't work. From now on, we'll all respect the rules. To each creature, its own destiny and every animal in its proper place. And a pig's proper place is under the old cart, not in the barn and absolutely never in the house. Is that understood?
Babe:
Yes, sir.
Rex:
Now, Pig, regarding the company you keep. Being young, it's hard to discriminate, so I'll make it easy for you. I forbid you to speak to or consort with that duck ever. Do I make myself clear?
Babe:
Uh...what's "consort"?
Horse:
It means, young man, that you must not go anywhere near that duck.
Rex:
And as for the fugitive duck, when he shows himself, let him know this, being a duck he must behave like a duck. No more of this crowing nonsense. He should accept what he is and be thankful for it. That goes for all of us.
Cow:
Here, here!
Narrator:
Rex continued long into the night. Elsewhere, there was more talk. The subject was Christmas dinner and whether that year the main course would be roast pork or Duck a l'Orange.
Esme Hoggett:
And pork is a nice, sweet meat. Then there's the crackling. That always adds interest and texture.
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