Rock of Ages - Loneliness and Regret in Relationships
Constance Sack: [after the interview]
You know, you're not so weird. You're just another lonely man with many regrets.
Stacee Jaxx:
I said time. We can go now.
Constance Sack:
Final question. What happens when you realize you can't get rid of Stacee Jaxx?
Stacee Jaxx:
You have no idea what it's like to be me.
Constance Sack:
Well, then here's your chance. What's it like to be the Stacee Jaxx?
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Wanderlust - A Moment of Concern Between Friends
Eva:
Hey George.
George:
Hey Eva. I didn't see you there.
Eva:
You look sad.
George:
Well...
Eva:
Everything that's been happening in your life recently, the fact that you're walking on two feet at all, I mean, it's amazing. Seriously, George.
George:
I've been walking on two feet for most of my adult life.
Eva:
Oh George, I like you.
George:
I like you too Eva.
Eva:
We should make love sometime.
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Wanderlust - The Burden of Modern Lifestyle Choices
Eva:
I know New York is a great city, but I do not miss that lifestyle at all. I mean it was just stress, and Blackberries, and sleeping pills. I used to drink a triple latte every morning just to wake up.
Linda:
Well, I see your point, but I kind of value the sleeping pill and the Blackberry and the latte.
Seth:
You know you can really get trapped in that web of beepers and Zenith televisions and Walkmens and discmens and floppy discs and zip drives, laser discs, answering machines and Nintendo Power Glove...
Linda:
Wow, you know so much about technology.
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Happythankyoumoreplease - The Weight of Expectations on a Generation
Annie:
Sam, breathe for me. Take deep breathes. Good. Now listen to me. It's gonna go amazing, because you know why?
Sam:
Why?
Annie:
Because it has to. You are the voice of our generation.
Sam:
...That's a lot of pressure.
Annie:
Sorry.
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Happythankyoumoreplease - Reflections on Drunkenness and Body Image
Annie:
I'm also, in addition to being super drunk, hairless. And unlike some of the hot gay men here, I do not wax.
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Happythankyoumoreplease - A Fun Drinking Game with Loved Ones
Annie:
Okay. I promise this won't take long. It's actually just an excuse to get drunk with the people I love. So, as a little extra dash of fun, whenever anyone says, oh, I don't know, follicle, we can all drink. Follicle!
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Happythankyoumoreplease - Reminder to Tuck in Your Clothes
Annie:
Tuck, tuck, don't forget to tuck!
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Rampage - Next Chapter in Natural Selection
Claire Wyden:
We’ve created the next chapter in natural selection. Project Rampage works.
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