Memorable Quotes from Malin Akerman
8 quotesReminder to Tuck in Your Clothes
Annie
Tuck, tuck, don't forget to tuck!
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Reflections on Drunkenness and Body Image
Annie
I'm also, in addition to being super drunk, hairless. And unlike some of the hot gay men here, I do not wax.
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Loneliness and Regret in Relationships
Constance Sack
You know, you're not so weird. You're just another lonely man with many regrets.
[after the interview]
Stacee Jaxx
I said time. We can go now.
Constance Sack
Final question. What happens when you realize you can't get rid of Stacee Jaxx?
Stacee Jaxx
You have no idea what it's like to be me.
Constance Sack
Well, then here's your chance. What's it like to be the Stacee Jaxx?
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Next Chapter in Natural Selection
Claire Wyden
We’ve created the next chapter in natural selection. Project Rampage works.
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A Fun Drinking Game with Loved Ones
Annie
Okay. I promise this won't take long. It's actually just an excuse to get drunk with the people I love. So, as a little extra dash of fun, whenever anyone says, oh, I don't know, follicle, we can all drink. Follicle!
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The Burden of Modern Lifestyle Choices
Eva
I know New York is a great city, but I do not miss that lifestyle at all. I mean it was just stress, and Blackberries, and sleeping pills. I used to drink a triple latte every morning just to wake up.
Linda
Well, I see your point, but I kind of value the sleeping pill and the Blackberry and the latte.
Seth
You know you can really get trapped in that web of beepers and Zenith televisions and Walkmens and discmens and floppy discs and zip drives, laser discs, answering machines and Nintendo Power Glove...
Linda
Wow, you know so much about technology.
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A Moment of Concern Between Friends
Eva
Hey George.
George
Hey Eva. I didn't see you there.
Eva
You look sad.
George
Well...
Eva
Everything that's been happening in your life recently, the fact that you're walking on two feet at all, I mean, it's amazing. Seriously, George.
George
I've been walking on two feet for most of my adult life.
Eva
Oh George, I like you.
George
I like you too Eva.
Eva
We should make love sometime.
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The Weight of Expectations on a Generation
Annie
Sam, breathe for me. Take deep breathes. Good. Now listen to me. It's gonna go amazing, because you know why?
Sam
Why?
Annie
Because it has to. You are the voice of our generation.
Sam
...That's a lot of pressure.
Annie
Sorry.
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