The Secret of My Success - Complicated Relationships and Seduction Dynamics
Brantley Foster:
At least I didn't sleep with the boss.
Christy Wills:
No, you slept with the boss's wife!
Brantley Foster:
She seduced me!
Christy Wills:
He seduced ME! What's the difference?
Brantley Foster:
I couldn't help it. You went willingly.
Christy Wills:
I suppose you were tied up in chains.
Brantley Foster:
No, the question is how many people did you sleep with in order to get to the top?
Vera Prescott:
That was a very expensive vase, you BITCH!
Christy Wills:
SHUT UP! What I did was my business, not yours!
Brantley Foster:
No, you mean it was company business!
Christy Wills: [snarkily]
That's right! And that's all it was. Business!
Brantley Foster:
I'll tell you something, sweetheart. You're very good at your job.
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The Secret of My Success - Character Confusion and Revelations in Dialogue
Howard Prescott:
Let me get this straight - Brantley is Whitfield?
Brantley Foster:
That's right. Brantley is Whitfield; Whitfield is Brantley.
Vera Prescott:
And Christy is the bimbo! Well, now that we've all had Mouseketeer roll call, I'm just going to go call my lawyer.
Howard Prescott:
No, wait a minute. Christy is not the bimbo I was screwing around with at the office.
Christy Wills:
People better stop calling me bimbo!
Howard Prescott:
It was an entirely different bimbo altogether.
Vera Prescott:
That's fine; how many bimbos would you say there were?
Howard Prescott:
I misspoke myself. There weren't any bimbos at all.
Brantley Foster:
Except Christy.
Howard Prescott:
Right. No!
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The Secret of My Success - The Power of Charm in Business
Vera Prescott:
I'm going to introduce you to the most powerful money men in New York, and if you can do to them what you've done to me...
Brantley Foster:
I can't do that!
Vera Prescott:
I mean bowl them over, darling! You're irresistible when you turn on that boyish charm.
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The Secret of My Success - Aunt and Nephew Discuss Life Changes
Brantley Foster:
Aunt Vera, listen, since the last time we met there's been a change.
Vera Prescott:
Yes... nice suit, Brantley!
Brantley Foster:
Agh! Ow! Look, what I mean to say is... Oh, Christ! I'm not free any more!
Vera Prescott:
What, you're going to charge me? Oh ho, you're getting awfully cynical - does your mother know about this?
Brantley Foster:
Ohh, no, I am not available.
Vera Prescott:
Oh, good, you're not going to charge me.
Brantley Foster:
Look, I like you, I really like you, but I gotta tell you, I have become seriously and emotionally involved with someone who isn't my aunt.
Vera Prescott:
I forgive you, Brantley.
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The Secret of My Success - Complicated Relationships in the Workplace
Brantley Foster:
We have a problem.
Vera Prescott:
What?
Brantley Foster:
It's your husband: he's my boss.
Vera Prescott:
O-oh, him. We won't tell him. Besides, Howard's working late tonight - on whom, I have no idea.
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The Secret of My Success - A Flattering Moment of Self-Reflection
Brantley Foster: [after sex]
Can I make a personal observation?
Vera:
Um, anything but the thighs.
Brantley Foster:
You know, somebody sold you a bill of goods and convinced you you had to be 21 forever. I think you're terrific; I think the only thing wrong with you is your husband is a jerk. You're beautiful, you're intelligent, you're sensuous...
Vera Prescott:
Say that again!
Brantley Foster:
Which part?
Vera:
All of it!
Vera Prescott:
Oh, no.
Brantley Foster:
What, what is it?
Vera Prescott:
It's the jerk.
Vera Prescott:
My husband.
Brantley Foster:
My uncle!
Vera Prescott:
Your what?
Brantley Foster:
Oh God, that makes you...
Vera Prescott:
Auntie Vera?
Brantley Foster:
Oh! God!
Brantley Foster:
Oh God, Oh God, Oh God! What's my mother going to say? I've disgraced my whole family!
Vera:
Oh, the hell you did!
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