Memorable Quotes from Maria Bamford
1 quoteClassroom Discussion on Canada and Lunches
Teacher
And Canada is separate from the United States, because Canadians like to be alone. Review tomorrow, test on Friday. And please take your leftover lunches with you. My husband is tired of me coming home smelling like salami.
Stuart
Hey Tony, would you like to come over to my house this afternoon?
Tony
Sorry, pal. I've got karate.
Stuart
Hey, Mark.
Mark
Guitar lessons.
George
Hey Stuart, some of the guys are going over to Will's house to play basketball for a while.
Stuart
Can I come?
George
They didn't exactly mention that you were invited.
Stuart
Oh, that's okay. I'm busy anyway.
George
Just tell Mom I walked you home, okay? I owe you one.
Stuart
Sure.
Stuart
Whoa! Miss? Miss? Are you alive? She's alive! Outta the way, please, outta the way. Injured bird comin through!
Margalo
What's going on? Ow! My wing. Where am I? Hey! Hey, where's the falcon?!
Stuart
Falcon? What-what falcon?
Margalo
That falcon! Drive! Get outta here!
Stuart
Oh, my!
Margalo
Hey! Get lost, you disgusting vulture! Eat my feathers, you vile buzzard!
Stuart
Do we really wanna antagonize him? Oh, boy, we've got a problem.
Margalo
No, you can make it. Don't slow down.
Margalo
You did it!
Stuart
Yeah. I did.
Margalo
So, who do I have to thank?
Stuart
Oh! Ahem. Forgive me. Uh, my name is Stuart. Stuart Little.
Margalo
I'm Margalo. Just Margalo.
Stuart
Margalo.
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