Maria Bamford Biography
Maria Bamford (born September 3, 1970) is an American actress and stand-up comedian. Her work has drawn critical acclaim and controversy because her humor often uses self-deprecating and dark topics, including her dysfunctional family, depression, anxiety, suicide, and mental illness. She loves pugs, and typically owns at least one senior pug at any given time.
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Maria Bamford Quotes
Classroom Discussion on Canada and Lunches
Teacher:
And Canada is separate from the United States, because Canadians like to be alone. Review tomorrow, test on Friday. And please take your leftover lunches with you. My husband is tired of me coming home smelling like salami.
Stuart:
Hey Tony, would you like to come over to my house this afternoon?
Tony:
Sorry, pal. I've got karate.
Stuart:
Hey, Mark.
Mark:
Guitar lessons.
George:
Hey Stuart, some of the guys are going over to Will's house to play basketball for a while.
Stuart:
Can I come?
George:
They didn't exactly mention that you were invited.
Stuart:
Oh, that's okay. I'm busy anyway.
George:
Just tell Mom I walked you home, okay? I owe you one.
Stuart:
Sure.
Stuart:
Whoa! Miss? Miss? Are you alive? She's alive! Outta the way, please, outta the way. Injured bird comin through!
Margalo:
What's going on? Ow! My wing. Where am I? Hey! Hey, where's the falcon?!
Stuart:
Falcon? What-what falcon?
Margalo:
That falcon! Drive! Get outta here!
Stuart:
Oh, my!
Margalo:
Hey! Get lost, you disgusting vulture! Eat my feathers, you vile buzzard!
Stuart:
Do we really wanna antagonize him? Oh, boy, we've got a problem.
Margalo:
No, you can make it. Don't slow down.
Margalo:
You did it!
Stuart:
Yeah. I did.
Margalo:
So, who do I have to thank?
Stuart:
Oh! Ahem. Forgive me. Uh, my name is Stuart. Stuart Little.
Margalo:
I'm Margalo. Just Margalo.
Stuart:
Margalo.
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