Memorable Quotes from Mark Beltzman
1 quoteUnexpected Surprise for Old Man Clements
Brian
Oh Billy, Billy boy, when are you going to find whatever it is you're lookin for?
[to himself]
Billy
Here's a nice piece of shit! Old man Clements hates shit! He's gonna freak, when he realizes it's shit! Oh my God, Old Man Clements hates shit!
[goes up to the front porch of the Clements house, puts the bag down, lights it on fire, rings the doorbell, and hides behind the bushes with Jack and Frank; chuckles]
Frank
Shh, here he comes.
[snickering]
Old Man Ted Clements
Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara! It's one of those flaming bags again!
[from inside; emerges, and sees the flaming bag]
Old Woman Barbara Clements
Don't put it out with your boots, Ted!
[offscreen]
Old Man Ted Clements
Don't tell me my business, devil woman! Call the fire department; this one's out of control! Yuck! It's POOP again!
[stamps out flaming bag, but steps on something. He lifts up his boot and smells; he realizes it's poop]
Jack
He called the shit "poop"!
Frank
Oh, my God! This is the best night of my life!
[laughs some more]
Old Man Ted Clements
I'll get you damn kids for this! You're all gonna die!
[goes back inside the house]
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