Marlon WayansQuotes

Marlon Wayans
Birthday
July 23rd, 1972
From
New York City, New York, USA
Actor

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Struggling with Loss and Personal Vulnerability

Ripcord: Hey. You all right?
Scarlett: [pained] I'm fine. I didn't want anyone to see me like this.
Ripcord: Why?
Scarlett: I don't know. All the men we lost, General Hawk wounded, my neck just doesn't seem that important.
Ripcord: You almost lost your life out there. You have a reason to be concerned.
Scarlett: First fight I lost since I was a kid. My father taught me to win.
Ripcord: Look, I don't see how you can teach anybody to win everything every time. I mean, look at you. You're still here, right? You get knocked down, you get back up. Maybe that's what he wanted you to learn. But then again, that would be an emotional response, one that can't be explained or quantified.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Misunderstood Attraction Between Characters

Ripcord: Look, I think you and me got off on the wrong foot. See, I'm attracted to you. And you, you're attracted to me. And him, the damn Zen master, he creeps me out. What I'm trying to say is...
Scarlett: We're attracted to each other.
Ripcord: [surprised] Thank you!
Scarlett: [cuts him off] That's what you're saying. It's not what I'm saying.
Ripcord: It's not. So, what are you saying?
Scarlett: Attraction is an emotion. Emotions are not based on science. And if you can't quantify or prove that something exists, well, then in my mind, it doesn't.
Ripcord: Okay. I'll get back to you on that one.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Finding a Needle in a Haystack

Breaker: Thousands of miles across and ten stories thick, locating McCullen's base will be like finding a needle in a coalmine.
Ripcord: (correcting him) Haystack.
Breaker: Oh, right - haystack in a coalmine.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Introduction to Delta-6 Accelerator Suits

Heavy Duty: Standing in front of you are Delta-6 Accelerator suits.
Ripcord: What does it accelerate?
Heavy Duty: You. It'll make you run faster, jump higher and hit harder than any of your enemies. Let's suit up.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Planning a Strategic Mission Against an Adversary

General Hawk: Well, it appears that I've been made official custodian of the warheads. Looks like your mission is complete here, Duke.
Duke: [about the Baroness] When you move then, she's gonna come after you. You know that, right? And with her Intel and toys, she'll find you.
General Hawk: What's your point?
Duke: You're going after her first and we want in.
Ripcord: General, it was our team that got wasted out there. We deserve payback.
General Hawk: You don't ask to be part of G.I. Joe. You get asked.
Duke: You scouted me four years ago. Now I'm ready. Let's have at it.
General Hawk: Well, I've lost men too, Captain. If you want revenge-
Duke: I know her.
General Hawk: Excuse me?
Duke: [gives General Hawk a photo] You said knowing's half the battle, right? Well, I know who she is. She was a blonde. Her name is Ana Lewis. I can tell you everything you need to know about her, up until the last four years. After that, obviously, a lot of things have changed.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Consequences of Treachery and Arrest

Ripcord: (parachuting to the White House lawn) I think I'm about to get arrested, again.
Bastille Warden: Ooh, we are not going to kill you, McCullen. We're going to make an example of you! So that no man, woman nor child may ever see your treacherous face again, you shall wear this mask for the term of your natural life.

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Understanding Menace in South Central

Loc Dog: Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about being a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood. That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about.
Mailman: The fuck is he talking bout?

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Unexpected Price for Candy Bar

Loc Dog: How much for this candy bar?
Korean Woman: Das five dala!
Loc Dog: Five dollars? Damn! I better get some sucky-sucky with that! Some love me long time birch!

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Aspirations Beyond Welfare and Stereotypes

Loc Dog: I told her I don't want to be on welfare my whole life, you know what i'm sayin'. Hey for real nigga I got bigger and better plans, you know what i'm sayin'. Figured I'd get me a job at the post office, you know, maybe at a bank. You know what I'm saying.
Ashtray: That's all good, man.
Loc Dog: Work real hard. Work my way up to manager.
Ashtray: We need more black people like this.
Loc Dog: [pulls out a pistol an cocks it] You know what I'm saying? Learn the system a little bit. Then I'll rob that motherfucker blind. Break all yallselves.

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Awareness of Social Dynamics in a Party

Loc Dog: (After he sees Tray kiss Dashiki) ey stupid, you realize you just kissed every nigga at this party?

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Casual Request for Sharing

Loc Dog: [''After his friend dies because he smoked a powerful joint''] Yo, pass that shit!

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - The Dog's Warning About Boundaries

Loc Dog: The Dog" don't bite... unless ya ask.

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Nervousness Around Attractiveness

Loc Dog: Well, I can see how a pretty little woman like yourself can make a man a little sick- I mean, nervous!

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Loc Dog's Commentary on Community Relationships

Loc Dog: Everyone in the hood been up in her! She got more kids than Mrs. Wayans!

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Loc Dog's Unique Personal Introduction

Loc Dog: [''While filling out a job application''] Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah, nigga! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash!

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Loc Dog's Paranoia and Humor in Conversation

Loc Dog: [''Loc Dog shoots a hole in the door as Ashtray approaches''] Trey, is that you? Hey nigga, you better start announcing yourself before you get smoked up in here, nigga. Damn. You know that chronic make me paranoid, baby. Come here you old fool dog mark ass trick, give me some love.