Memorable Quotes from Marlon Wayans
16 quotesLoc Dog's Commentary on Community Relationships
Loc Dog
Everyone in the hood been up in her! She got more kids than Mrs. Wayans!
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Loc Dog's Unique Personal Introduction
Loc Dog
Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah, nigga! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash!
[''While filling out a job application'']
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Introduction to Delta-6 Accelerator Suits
Heavy Duty
Standing in front of you are Delta-6 Accelerator suits.
Ripcord
What does it accelerate?
Heavy Duty
You. It'll make you run faster, jump higher and hit harder than any of your enemies. Let's suit up.
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Consequences of Treachery and Arrest
Ripcord
(parachuting to the White House lawn) I think I'm about to get arrested, again.
Bastille Warden
Ooh, we are not going to kill you, McCullen. We're going to make an example of you! So that no man, woman nor child may ever see your treacherous face again, you shall wear this mask for the term of your natural life.
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Misunderstood Attraction Between Characters
Ripcord
Look, I think you and me got off on the wrong foot. See, I'm attracted to you. And you, you're attracted to me. And him, the damn Zen master, he creeps me out. What I'm trying to say is...
Scarlett
We're attracted to each other.
Ripcord
Thank you!
[surprised]
Scarlett
That's what you're saying. It's not what I'm saying.
[cuts him off]
Ripcord
It's not. So, what are you saying?
Scarlett
Attraction is an emotion. Emotions are not based on science. And if you can't quantify or prove that something exists, well, then in my mind, it doesn't.
Ripcord
Okay. I'll get back to you on that one.
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Understanding Menace in South Central
Loc Dog
Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about being a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood. That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about.
Mailman
The fuck is he talking bout?
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Awareness of Social Dynamics in a Party
Loc Dog
(After he sees Tray kiss Dashiki) ey stupid, you realize you just kissed every nigga at this party?
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Finding a Needle in a Haystack
Breaker
Thousands of miles across and ten stories thick, locating McCullen's base will be like finding a needle in a coalmine.
Ripcord
(correcting him) Haystack.
Breaker
Oh, right - haystack in a coalmine.
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Aspirations Beyond Welfare and Stereotypes
Loc Dog
I told her I don't want to be on welfare my whole life, you know what i'm sayin'. Hey for real nigga I got bigger and better plans, you know what i'm sayin'. Figured I'd get me a job at the post office, you know, maybe at a bank. You know what I'm saying.
Ashtray
That's all good, man.
Loc Dog
Work real hard. Work my way up to manager.
Ashtray
We need more black people like this.
Loc Dog
You know what I'm saying? Learn the system a little bit. Then I'll rob that motherfucker blind. Break all yallselves.
[pulls out a pistol an cocks it]
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The Dog's Warning About Boundaries
Loc Dog
The Dog" don't bite... unless ya ask.
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Unexpected Price for Candy Bar
Loc Dog
How much for this candy bar?
Korean Woman
Das five dala!
Loc Dog
Five dollars? Damn! I better get some sucky-sucky with that! Some love me long time birch!
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Planning a Strategic Mission Against an Adversary
General Hawk
Well, it appears that I've been made official custodian of the warheads. Looks like your mission is complete here, Duke.
Duke
When you move then, she's gonna come after you. You know that, right? And with her Intel and toys, she'll find you.
[about the Baroness]
General Hawk
What's your point?
Duke
You're going after her first and we want in.
Ripcord
General, it was our team that got wasted out there. We deserve payback.
General Hawk
You don't ask to be part of G.I. Joe. You get asked.
Duke
You scouted me four years ago. Now I'm ready. Let's have at it.
General Hawk
Well, I've lost men too, Captain. If you want revenge-
Duke
I know her.
General Hawk
Excuse me?
Duke
You said knowing's half the battle, right? Well, I know who she is. She was a blonde. Her name is Ana Lewis. I can tell you everything you need to know about her, up until the last four years. After that, obviously, a lot of things have changed.
[gives General Hawk a photo]
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Casual Request for Sharing
Loc Dog
Yo, pass that shit!
[''After his friend dies because he smoked a powerful joint'']
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Nervousness Around Attractiveness
Loc Dog
Well, I can see how a pretty little woman like yourself can make a man a little sick- I mean, nervous!
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Struggling with Loss and Personal Vulnerability
Ripcord
Hey. You all right?
Scarlett
I'm fine. I didn't want anyone to see me like this.
[pained]
Ripcord
Why?
Scarlett
I don't know. All the men we lost, General Hawk wounded, my neck just doesn't seem that important.
Ripcord
You almost lost your life out there. You have a reason to be concerned.
Scarlett
First fight I lost since I was a kid. My father taught me to win.
Ripcord
Look, I don't see how you can teach anybody to win everything every time. I mean, look at you. You're still here, right? You get knocked down, you get back up. Maybe that's what he wanted you to learn. But then again, that would be an emotional response, one that can't be explained or quantified.
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Loc Dog's Paranoia and Humor in Conversation
Loc Dog
Trey, is that you? Hey nigga, you better start announcing yourself before you get smoked up in here, nigga. Damn. You know that chronic make me paranoid, baby. Come here you old fool dog mark ass trick, give me some love.
[''Loc Dog shoots a hole in the door as Ashtray approaches'']
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