Time Bandits - Divine Creation and Its Incompetence
Evil:
What sort of Supreme Being created such riffraff? Is this not the workings of a complete incompetent?
Baxi Brazilia III:
But He created you, Evil One!
Evil:
What did you say?
Baxi: [Evil blows him to bits]
Well He created you, so He can't be totally—
Evil: [Minions applaud]
Never talk to me like that again! No one created me! I am Evil. Evil existed long before good. I made myself. I cannot be unmade. I am all powerful!
Cartwright: [Evil obliterates him]
But why, if that's the case, are you unable to escape from this fortress?
Evil:
It's a good question. Why have I let the Supreme Being keep me here in the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness?
Robert:
Because you—
Evil:
Shut up. I'm speaking rhetorically.
Robert:
Oh, of course.
Evil:
I let Him keep me here in order to lull Him into a false sense of security.
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